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August 25, 2007


Two tears, actually.


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*blinks slowly*
*blinks slowly*

She would have made a good politician. being two faced and all,

"after one its lungs collapsed."

Looks like there's a proofreader who needs a good firing.

All part of God's plan.

(Dumb plan)

*puts down golf club to avoid lightnin' strike*

**and eyes, and eyes, and ears, and ears, and mouth, and mouth...**

*snork* at Jazzzz! Is it just me, or has there been a lot of freak births lately? It's the Apocolypse, I tell ya!


As long as you brought it up, here's a golfing safety tip. If you're caught in a lightning storm on a golf course, just wave your three iron over your head. Even God can't hit a three iron.

Blinky BBQ!!!!

I'll have a double cheeseburger.

I wonder if its owner could claim he owned two head of cattle.

Sioux, that would be a veal burger, deliciously tender. *EG*

charcoal-grilled SNORK @ Siouxie

Q: What has four eyes, two noses, two mouths, two ears?

A: Van Gogh and his reflection in a mirror.

Dang! And I was hoping for a three horner!

Two words: global warming.

Binky walked into a bar.

The bartender asked, "Why the cloned face?"

Shouldn't that be four tears? Poor Blinky!

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