HUMANITY: DOOMED?

We report; you decide.

(Thanks to Siouxie)

Comments

[Edgar Greenberg]

Yes, humanity is doomed

[Eleanor]

A "Darwin" motorist? How fitting!

[Eleanor]

FIRST to say Congrats to Siouxie! It's never too early to get started!

[Eleanor]

And a self simul!

*goes to smoke a cigarette and cuddle with herself*

[Siouxie]

YAY!

Future Darwin award recipients. YES, we are DOOMED!

[Eleanor]

And a hat trick! I'm on a roll! ;)

[Edgar Greenberg]

Well we may actually be OK for a while, at least until adults trying to relive their wild youth get in on the act.

[crossgirl]

pretty sure you won't find any girls doing this.

[Edgar Greenberg]

Um Eleanor, I was actually up there before your... hat trick. I'm sorry.

[Edgar Greenberg]

Crossgirl, you women always think you are so superior, but I don't see any Brit Spears running around.

[Siouxie]

El, I can kick Edgar out from on top of you, if you want ;-)

Seriously...can we get Twitney, Paris and Li-Low to try this at home???

[fivver]

cg - Don't be so sure. The other night I was out, heard a car speeding up the street and a wild 'yahoo'. It was a neighbor's teenage daughter sprawled on the hood of the car. One tap of the breaks and she'd have been history. It think she's grounded until she starts drawing Social Security.

[fivver]

'brakes' sheesh. don't talk and type.

[fivver]

"What's wrong with the kids these days?"

Wasn't it so that this question could be asked that language was invented?

[blurk]

And I'll get that extra "t" outta there for ya, fiv.

[wickedwitch]

i say let them thin the herd. too many people, too much stupidity. let them play chicken with cars. only the fittest will survive and we have a natural means of population control. if they jump in front of my SUV with the big cow-catcher, they won't jump out in front of anyone else. natural selection at its best.

[Eleanor]

Thanks Siouxie, but that's not necessary. :)

Edgar sweetie, my definition of a Hat Trick is any 3 posts in a row. :) Is that not correct? I would never try to take FIRST place away from anyone.

*cute grin*

[crossgirl]

stands corrected.

[Annie Where-but-here]

fivver - that's happened in my neighborhood. Instead of grounding the kid, the usual response from the parents is 'Are you SURE it was my kid? Can you PROVE it?'

*serenity now!serenity now!serenity now!serenity now!serenity now!....*

[Siouxie]

Good point, wicked. I've already hit a reckless geezer (HIS fault, I swear! he was j-walking) so I'm sure I can hit one of these idiots and help humanity.

[Punkin Poo]

Asses of jack, all of em.

[queensbee]

not doomed! they're weeding out the gene pool. thanks, bozos..

[Nookee]

I agree, it seems somehow fitting that the future Darwin award winners live in Darwin.

[Nookee]

sorry, I typed this a while ago, and forgot to post while I went to do something else...

[Layzeeboy]

Anybody notice the HP ad in the middle of the page? The one that says, "Roll over to start"? Kinda reminded me of Mrs. Layzee.

[Eleanor]

tsk, tsk, Layzee. You're the one with that name. ;)

[medicalvampire]

Argh, you kids, out of the gene pool! Now! I don't want you contaminating my nice, intellingent* genes with your moronic ones.

*Not that I am a particular genius or anything, but I look like freaking Einstein compared to the future Darwin inductees