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This guy is the Barry Bonds of comb-over-ers.
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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Fuh-reaky!
Posted by: Suzy Q | August 09, 2007 at 10:23 AM
And fuh-rirst!
Posted by: Suzy Q | August 09, 2007 at 10:23 AM
Oh, and Dave: You really should warn people about the LOUD Japanese soundtrack that accompanies this. Good thing my office door was closed!
Posted by: Suzy Q | August 09, 2007 at 10:24 AM
Hat trick! Woot!
Posted by: Suzy Q | August 09, 2007 at 10:24 AM
More like hair trick, Suz...
Posted by: Betsy | August 09, 2007 at 10:25 AM
Donald Trump should see this video.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 09, 2007 at 10:26 AM
I hope somebody shows this to Donald Trump and says, "Now that's how it's done!"
Posted by: Lairbo | August 09, 2007 at 10:27 AM
Posted by: Lairbo | August 09, 2007 at 10:27 AM
Get the net! Suzy's outta control!
Posted by: pogo | August 09, 2007 at 10:29 AM
This looks LTTG but it's crappy pypetad's fault:
He's the Japanese Donald Trump!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 09, 2007 at 10:30 AM
Agreed, Dave. That's a steroidal combover if I ever saw one.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 09, 2007 at 10:30 AM
*pops a gumball and sticks tongue out at pogo*
Posted by: Suzy Q | August 09, 2007 at 10:31 AM
^5 to Jeff & Lairbo!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 09, 2007 at 10:33 AM
I wonder. Can you use hairspray on sagging chesticles?
Posted by: crabby | August 09, 2007 at 10:35 AM
Crabby - what exactly are you trying to accomplish with the hairspray? A comb over? Bwahahaha.
Posted by: Meditrina | August 09, 2007 at 10:38 AM
Oh, and don't use aquanet as it dissolves ink and grease.... god only knows what it could do to your dangly bits.
Posted by: Meditrina | August 09, 2007 at 10:39 AM
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Posted by: vera | August 09, 2007 at 10:46 AM
Oh, and don't use aquanet as it dissolves ink and grease... CRAP!
Posted by: kibby F5™ | August 09, 2007 at 10:50 AM
p0rn spam!!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 09, 2007 at 10:55 AM
if I was balding (which I am not)and
if I had six hours for grooming every morning (which I don't) and
if I had 6 ga-billion dollars just for hairspray, (which I cannot even conceive of)...
I'd totally try this, its way cool.
Posted by: orcel | August 09, 2007 at 10:56 AM
Wow! The blog gives out free magazines subscriptions now? Such a deal.
And Med: All hairspray does that.
Posted by: Suzy Q | August 09, 2007 at 10:57 AM
um...do you find absolutely FREE Playgirl???
it's for judi.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 09, 2007 at 10:57 AM
*eyes blow dryer*
Posted by: CJrun | August 09, 2007 at 12:19 PM
That is some talent!
Posted by: Bethie | August 09, 2007 at 01:23 PM