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August 13, 2007

CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE [SPHHHHH] WEEKEND, MAN

(Thanks to Marian)

THE 2005 VERSION, thanks to Afkat

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At first, I wasn't sure what SPHHHHHH denoted, but after reading the article, man, I'm [SPHHHHHHH]cool.

He only wanted the dough, but his plan was half baked already....

*Buys cupcakes with stolen lottery ticket. Store clerk wins millions. I just get fat. Life bends me over again..SPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*

SPHHHHH

SPHHHHH

SPHHHHH

Good Morning...

SPHHHHH

Oooh, pretty...

Lazy Sunday,
Wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he's doin'
Hello?
What up, Parn!
Yo Samberg, what's crackin'?
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Narnia!
Man it's happ'nin'!
But first, my hunger pangs are stickin' like duct tape.
Let's hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt, that bakery's got all the bomb frosting.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.

Two! No, Six! No, Twelve! Baker's Dozen!
I told'ja that I'm crazy for these cupcakes, cousin!
Yo, where's the movie playin'?
Upper West Side, dude!
Let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Mapquest!
That's a good one too.
Google Maps is the best!
True that! Double true!
68th and Broadway.
Step on it, sucka!
What you wanna do Chris?
snack attack, mutha----!

The Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
Yes, the Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
We love that Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
Pass that Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!

They were stollen, and they were hot.

*backs slooowly out of this thread*

I don't get it.

*tiptoes quietly after fivver*

*wasn't here at all*

me either

*thinks someone had the munchies - or forgot their kids birthday party*

NOT HERE!

I was here, but I didn't inhale.

*brushes crumbs from lap*

That's undstandable (from my POV, at least) ...

That Red Ruby Cake (Red Velvet, other names also used -- same recipe) is nearly addictive, when it's done properly ...

That's the main reason I married MB(RH?) ... she baked one of them cakes for me, early in our acquaintanceship ...

Well ... that, and a couple or six more reasons, to be honest ... but the RRC din't hurt ... except fer the expanded the waistline ...

and ... on that second link ... if the State of Oregon is stoopid enuf to allow purchase of lottery tix with a CC, then she should get to keep the money, merely as a fine for Stoopidocitynessism by Oregon ... (Nodak is CASH ONLY for gamblin' tix ... merely sayin' ...)

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