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August 09, 2007

CREEPING FASCISM

Now they want to take away the basic constitutional right of priests to jog naked.

(Thanks to Scott)

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A priest registering as a sex offender? Well THAT's never happened before. *rolls eyes*

He told officers he sweats profusely if he wears clothing while jogging.

That's what I've been doing wrong at the gym...wearing clothes.

duh!

DD, it hasn't been done before. Usually it's a pat on the back and an all expenses paid transfer to another diocese.

So, we have a Catholic priest...naked...at a high school. Nope! Nothing wrong with that.

He could have at least worn a thong.

Yeah, the fact that it was a high school track, where young boys might have been, is not suspicious in the least. He couldn't just get a treadmill with church donations?

So now there will be weeks of tawdry news stories with dozens of priests coming forward to turn in their track shoes.

Major law suits by former alter-persons and early morning dog walkers injured by the sight of these nekkid jogophiles going round and round the track.

Excuse me while I Whipkey this out...

Isn't the purpose of exercising to "sweat profusely"? Just askin'.

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