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[Kristina L.]

First!

[Kristina L.]

And yay to get a bulletin that's not about Paris or Twitney!

[Meditrina]

Imported Scottish TP? The weirdness magnet is projecting again.

[Siouxie]

She's doing research for her new reality show - "Sex and the shitty"????

ok..I got nuttin'

[Annie Where-but-here]

Scottish tp? Isn't that an oxymoron? Or another name for the Sears catalog?

[random thunking]

Come on guys, Sarah is just trying to show some class and refinement. Scottish TP is the correct product to use after dining on fine scottish cuisine (McDonalds).

[slyeyes]

I'm guessing that's the last time she orders from them.

[Annie Where-but-here]

I'm tellin' Sheryl MacCrow.

[Siouxie]

*snork* @ Annie!

McCrap!!!

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

If it ain't Scottish . . .

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

"Made wi' fine quality thistle-paper . . ."

[ScottMGS]

Hmmm... At first read, I thought "Ker-Plunk" was the name of a toilet paper line.

[Siouxie]

Reminds of Rocky Horror:

GREAT SCOTT!!

*tosses tp across the theater*

good times!

[slyeyes]

MKJ, What? No eB@ay links?

[ScottMGS]

*snork* @ Siouxie. I remember... or at least I think I do.

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

... and this is "news" in Malaysia, along with the travails of Lohan, Foster, and Theron. Above news on Musharraf, Fatah, et al. Oy...

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

Oh, and, why's she buying Twister from a Scottish company? Last I checked, it was still made (well, ok, owned and marketed by) a US company, and available from Amazon.com. Maybe the Scottish version uses different colours?

[Siouxie]

Richard, I'm guessing the Scottish version involves much drinkage. See if you can twist like a pretzel after a few shots of whiskey ;-P

[Lairbo]

Maybe she's just gonna "TP" Kim Catrall's house with it.

[Siouxie]

Lairbo, I read they're all ON for the movie version, including "Big".

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

The twisting probably gets easier, I should think. The not falling down part, on the other hand...

[Lairbo]

Company motto: Please Don't Squeeze the Scotsman...

[Annie Where-but-here]

Stuff like this makes me wanna toss my caber.

[double you]

MKJ, What? No eB@ay links?

Posted by: slyeyes | 12:55 PM on August 12, 2007

my thought exactly!

[Lairbo]

TV Advert:

[Burly Scot in Kilt] "Strong enough for the haggis"

[Sarah Jessica Parker, sporting a tam 'o shanter] "But I like it, too!"

[Annie Where-but-here]

Maybe she got musical Twister a la Bagpipes.

[Eleanor]

Now I want some too.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Not sure why this is such a big deal. Perhaps the 'fear of flushing' article?

[pogo]

"he was not convinced that the order was placed by the actress until he saw that the email address mentioned her production company.
...
The other thing that convinced me it was Sarah was her email address mentioned her production company," he said."

And the third thing that convinced him was?

[DeskDiva]

El - you want haggis? Or toilet paper...?

[Dr.Rickenstien]

I can see why she would like the Scottish t.p. It's gotta be extra soft. If you ate haggis every day you would spend a great deal of time in the loo I would imagine.

[daisymae]

Lairbo - where's the link/picture of the kilted Scotsman?

inquiringmindswanttoknow

[Annie Where-but-here]

Wouldn't kilt-wearers be tough down below? Maybe we should ask Scot, since he's named after tp and that makes him an expert.

[DeskDiva]

Hey, Rick!!! How's life today!

[DeskDiva]

I just saw the coolest Web presentation on the 60s. If anyone grew up during that era, you might be interested. You might be interested even if you didn't grow up during that era....

[pogo]

"if you remember the 60s, you weren't there"

[Annie Where-but-here]

George Carlin.

[Bethie]

I wonder what their secret toilet paper ingredient is? I need to kno---mmmm beer.

[Annie Where-but-here]

beer....shiny!

[random thunking]

My heinie is shiny from scotty in the loo
And beer turns clear in the loo too

[Annie Where-but-here]

Oh, you take the high road and I'll take the loo road,
And I'll have the Scotsman before ye,
For me and my true love will ne'er meet again,
On the bonny bonny banks of Loch Loo, man.

[diverdowndoc]

Great website, DD! Of course, 'The 40-year-old Virgin' has permanently imprinted in my mind as the 'Age of Aquarius' and I think of it every time I hear that song.

[Siouxie]

My bootie lies over the toilet
My bootie lies over the loo
And when I must reach for the TP
It's Scottish every time I poo

Annie, we can take this on the road...

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

No matter which brand of paper you use, check before you flush . . .

[pete]

Not speaking from experience , but if I was wealthy enough to have "stuff" imported from Europe I don't think toilet paper would be at the top of my list.
Just sayin'

Or maybe she already imports everything else and this was the final domestic product in her house.

[lilrascal]

The article fails to mention which tp Sally Jesse Raphael uses? I think SJP ordered the tissue for her hubby, Mr. Wipple. Overall, I'm dissapointed since reading the article. I expected an offering of some SJP ABC gum on EBAY.

[Doc Rick]

I think we all be missing the point here. What if the Scots have invented a 1,000 count toilet paper. If that's true, we need to invade Scotland next. Or at the very least send Jack Bauer to retrieve the secret plans for it. Either way, this toilet paper must be obtained at any cost.

[Doc Rick]

*editorial note: should have said " a 1,000 thread count toilet paper".

[Doc Rick]

*another editorial note: should have said "we are all missing the point". Good Lord, apparently I can't spell or construct good sentences tonight.

[CJrun]

DR, we be gettin' you, mang....

[Doc Rick]

Thanks CJ. I really should preview this stuff before posting. I blame it on having to watch an hour of a WNBA game at work today. Bad hoops pollutes absolutely.

[slyeyes]

MKJ, THANKS!!! All is now right with the world.

[DeskDiva]

You gonna pull up your IM or leave me hangin' again, Doc? ;-)

[DeskDiva]

*snork* @ sly - it's amazing how quickly we get used/re-used to some things, ain't it? :-)

Rick - have a beer. Clearly you need one. Or 4.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Doc Rick - this WNBA fan's team is now 4-1. So booger. ;P

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

slyzie; we aims to please . . .
:-P

[ScottMGS]

OT

I've been cleaning out my garage this weekend and, by happy circumstance, I ran across a copy of Dave's column that I mentioned on the last thread where a couple of us were talking about our favorites. The column was titled "Macho Men Can't Avoid Stupidity" and has such notable quotes as: "Norm, you have the brains of an Odor Eater." and "Every male dog firmly believes that if he makes weewee in enough places, he will be declared Dominant Male Dog of the Entire Earth."

/OT

[DeskDiva]

Y'know, Scott - no matter how old Dave's material is, it just seems as fresh as a still-steaming pile of poo. ;-) I love it.

[ScottMGS]

;-) You are very correct, Diva! The imagery is, um, daunting, though.

[DeskDiva]

I have a good eye for that. :-)

[Annie Where-but-here]

Shame, Doc - blaming women for your typos. When you do that, the terrorists win. Somebody hunt him down - track him via his IM/Lojacky mahoozit.

I still think the Malaysians mistook 'Scott'(tm thingy) tp for 'Scottish' tp.

[Annie Where-but-here]

*begins the Curse of the Fox Affiliate Dance for the Doc Rick Voodoo Doll*

[SandyEgo]

Once again, Diva, you have my upmost admiration - this time with the link to the "60's"...we just purchased the "Moments To Remember" cd package (4 cd's, each excellent) from PBS ($150, but it contributes to PBS, and makes us a member). It's music from the '50's and '60's. My littlest female grandchildren came over and while it was on(ages 2 and 3), they started dancing. A couple days later, they came over with their Disney Princess dresses, and wanted me to put "that music" on again. Priceless. Perhaps, I'll have a part in making that music become popular again.

[WriterDude]

Psst, DD: Not that it's anything like the thrill it is here, but you've been "posted" on my blog. Great discovery you made there.

Need to ask a favor in return -- would you please hang a comment there with a link to the forum? One of my kids blew out all of the bookmarks I've made since I installed Firefox. Thanks in advance. (Please note that putting that link here won't do me any good, as I'm about to leave for tonight and most of tomorrow -- might not make my way back to this thread.)

Thanks again.

[DeskDiva]

Hey, WD - That's a TOTAL thrill!!!

I think I know what you're asking, and I'm happy to oblige.

[SW]

If you remember the sixties, you're in your sixties.

[SW]

A young rabbi walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long payis?"

(Ha ha ha ha ha I'm so proud of myself I could schvitz. I mean like I'm kvellin' here...so help me you guys better see this...)

[DeskDiva]

Stevie, I see it and I'm DYIN' ovah heah!!!! Oy, I could just PLOTZ!!!

[Punkin Poo]

Morning....

*makes heaping pot of Green Mountain Breakfast Blend™ coffee...sets out homemade blueberry pie, banana bread, bagels, assorted cream cheeses and bran muffins (for the irregular crowd)*

[Punkin Poo]

*stomps around loudly, rattling pans & silverware in the hopes of rousing the blog*

[Mot the Hoople]

Hi Punkin, can't stay, have to go earn some bucks. Cia for now.

[wickedwitch]

perhaps everyone else is sleeping in after an exhausting weekend of watching the PGA Championship. I'll need three days just to recover. Oh, and thanks in advance for the bran muffins.

[Eleanor]

*zips in*™

Yes, ww, I'm sure that's it, along with watching Federer lose (!!!)(*sobs*) and the Yankees (who won), I'm totally wiped out. ;)

Is there any pudding? I still can't eat solid foods due to the fact that I'm still so drugged I could bite my tongue not being healed enough yet.

[Siouxie]

Mornin' and YAY Tiger!!

and LOL Stevie (maybe if you keep posting that on EVERY friggin thread, we'll ALL see it!) ;-P

OY!!

((((((((((((((El))))))))))))))))

are you talkin' like thith?? cuth it would be tho cute!

[ScottMGS]

((El)) More qualude vicodin.