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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
What do you expect from people who eat eels and all kinds of weird animals?
And first again?
Posted by: ArcticAl | July 05, 2007 at 04:56 PM
That's okay - they used to do the same thing with the
Flintstoneshomo erectus fossils found in that part of the world, too.Posted by: Clean Hands | July 05, 2007 at 04:56 PM
Simulfirst again... :-) Hey, Al.
Posted by: Clean Hands | July 05, 2007 at 04:57 PM
I wonder if dragon bones give you heart burn?
Posted by: ArcticAl | July 05, 2007 at 04:57 PM
CH, people are beginning to talk about all the simul's we're having together. NTTIAWWT
Posted by: ArcticAl | July 05, 2007 at 04:58 PM
Simulfirst Mountain?
Posted by: Clean Hands | July 05, 2007 at 05:00 PM
If you two are gonna keep meeting like this, get a room!
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 05, 2007 at 05:04 PM
Or at least put me in the middle!
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 05, 2007 at 05:05 PM
Chinese villagers ate bones, states Dr. Dong. There's a joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 05, 2007 at 05:08 PM
Dong Zhiming = "hog mind zing"
Posted by: mudstuffin | July 05, 2007 at 05:10 PM
Hm. "Dr. Dong's Bones" WBAGNFA...what?
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 05, 2007 at 05:11 PM
perhaps it's a good name for a porn film...
Posted by: ArcticAl | July 05, 2007 at 05:16 PM
I wonder why Dong seems to be such a popular name over there?
Posted by: Bethie | July 05, 2007 at 05:22 PM
Dong said when the villagers found out last year the bones were from dinosaurs, they donated 200 kilograms to him and his colleagues for research. Over the last two decades, the villagers had dug up an estimated tonne of bones.
Once they found out they weren't from real, flying dragons they didn't want them anymore. Plus, all the people who'd been cured got sick again.
Posted by: ScottMGS | July 05, 2007 at 05:23 PM
Scott, 100 million year old meat would sicken anybody.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | July 05, 2007 at 05:25 PM
tonight's special: "jurassic pork"
Posted by: insomniac | July 05, 2007 at 05:28 PM
*SNORKAPORK* @ insom!
*we plovide chopsticks and extla eyeballs*
Posted by: Siouxie | July 05, 2007 at 05:33 PM
Al, I think you pegged it.
Sio - LOL!
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 05, 2007 at 05:39 PM
Does it help, Bethie, that it's probably pronounced "dung?" Hmmm.
Posted by: Clean Hands | July 05, 2007 at 05:40 PM
Again, amazingly,one would wonder.
Posted by: Bethie | July 05, 2007 at 05:55 PM
The Long Lost Bones of Dr. Dong WBAGNFA porn movie. Or a rock band. Either way.
Posted by: Doc Rick | July 05, 2007 at 06:01 PM
Puff, the magic dragon lived by Yangtze
And frolicked in the autumn mist in the old Ruyang County,
Little villager Lee loved that rascal puff,
And dug him up and groung him up and made him into stuff. oh
Puff, the magic dragon lived by Yangtze
And frolicked in the autumn mist in the old Ruyang County,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by Yangtze
And frolicked in the autumn mist in the old Ruyang County
All over they would use him, collecting parts into a pail,
Alive he woudnta been happy, when they groung up his tail,
Noble kings and princes would eat him when they cramped,
Villagers would put him on bones when their flag wouldn't raise. oh!
Puff, the magic dragon lived by Yangtze
And frolicked in the autumn mist in the old Ruyang County,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by Yangtze
And frolicked in the autumn mist in the old Ruyang County
A dragon lives forever but not so naievete
Painted wings and ground bone paste make way for other things.
One grey night it happened, Dong Zhiming came to prove
That Puff that mighty dragon, was just a dinosaur.
It turned out he wasn't a dragon, green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer got ground up to fix kids living on the lane.
Without the belief in him, Puff was not a cure,
So Puff that mighty creature was slipped out to Zhiming. oh!
Puff, the magic dragon lived by Yangtze
And frolicked in the autumn mist in the old Ruyang County,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by Yangtze
And frolicked in the autumn mist in the old Ruyang County
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | July 05, 2007 at 06:18 PM
Excellent, ex-Matt!!! bravo!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 05, 2007 at 06:26 PM
*applauds XMatt*
All right - heading home from
playing on the blogwork now.Posted by: DeskDiva | July 05, 2007 at 06:31 PM
Insom, not only is "Jurassic Pork" AGNFA porn film, I'm pretty sure it actually is. Not that I'm suggesting anything.
Yup, Google confirms. (link SFW)
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | July 05, 2007 at 08:16 PM
Oh, really Richard, you expect us to beleive you had to look it up to make sure???
Posted by: casey | July 05, 2007 at 08:58 PM
Weeell, us old farts can't rely on memory, you know. I thought I'd encountered that factoid in some (unremembered) context, and since I don't have the item in question on hand, I checked Google.
Beyond that, I'm pleadin' the 5th.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | July 05, 2007 at 09:44 PM
*snork* @ Dinosaurs of China banner ad at the top of the Blog page!
Posted by: Mr. Gene Weingarten | July 05, 2007 at 10:25 PM