THE EMPEROR OF GUYS

(Thanks to Afkat)

Comments

[wickedwitch]

This guy used to be Wender J. Crinklebanks' roomate. Feet-smell bad enough to make an appendix burst. now that's some serious odor.

[Siouxie]

this is gross.

thanks Afkat!!!

[Meditrina]

Yep, Germany. Someone wiped out the Prussian sense of smell long ago.

[Clean Hands]

Is that why it's called prussic acid?

[queensbee]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. the dirty laundry probably put him over the top.

[Lairbo]

Reminds me of that old fable "The Emporer's New Socks."

[Lairbo]

Or maybe it was "The Emperor's New Socks."

[Meditrina]

Juliet: Bromodosis, bromodosis, where art thou?

Oh, there you are.

And a rose by any other name is still some skank-smelling, foul, nasty, fetid, reeking, putrid Dawgs.

Apothecary! Some febreeze over here!

[AFKAT]

Yr welcome Siouxie...

Oh, and by the way, bloglettes...rumour is, he's available!!

[SW]

Deutschland uber fungus.

[pogo]

Why am I hearing "Edelweiss"?

[a different dave]

Busted for posession of 2 ounces of frumunda cheese.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Ick bin eew berstinky.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Isn't this also the country wherein a cabbage-eating couchpotato succumbed to his own gaseous excretions?

Or are they just blowin' smoke?

[SW]

Talk about a sour kraut!!

[CJrun]

He's a

"Smelly Cat,
Smmeelly Cat,
What is he eating?"

[KCSteve]

Hey, give him a break!

He just couldn't get his snakeskin boots off for two weeks.

[SW]

A smelly German walked into a biergarten. The bartender asked, "Why the strong fleisch?"

[pogo]

Omigod, KCSteve! I mean, didja have to do that?

"A week went by,
and now it's July,
I finally got it off,
and my girlfriend cried... You got stinkfoot!"

Frank is snickering in his grave.

*goes off to play "Yellow Snow"*

[Annie Where-but-here]

"Mach smell!"

[casey]

a different dave: frumunda cheese, no matter when, where or how that phrase is used, makes me pee my pants. Do you have any idea how many people in this world have never heard of frumunda cheese? Do you have any idea how many times I can work that into a daily conversation and not another soul gets it and then they all look at me very strangely as I run, to the bathroom, giggling hysterically?

[a different dave]

Casey:
Yeah, it's hard for me to forget the 70's classics; at least thats the earliest I remember hearing about it, sometime about 8th grade.

[Edgar Greenberg]

I take it he's not married.

[diverdowndoc]

Ewwwwww! *holds nose*

*sdork* at SW!

[Annie Where-but-here]

EG - if you're interested in him, I can ask for you. NTTAWWT.

[Edgar Greenberg]

I think he's more your type. Not that's he your type at all, but even were he a girl, I would stay at least three miles away. You probably could do at least a LITTLE better.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Golly, thanks, EG. You're a real peach. ;)

[Annie Where-but-here]

The latest horror movie from Steven King-
Scents & Scents' Futility.

[CJrun]

*belated Mach Smell snork*!

[Lairbo]

First Frenchman: [inhales deeply] Ah, ze cheeze, she eez ripe!

Second Frenchman: No, no, no, that eez not le fragrance de fromage, eet teez zee smell of zee feet [sniffs air], and eet eez coming from that way [points toward Germany]!

First Frenchman: Zoot alourz! Prepare to surrender!

ps: snork at mach smell.

[Edgar Greenberg]

Ah those French. Surrender first, ask questions later.

[Just Ducky]

*schnork* @ CJ!

OK, The Andrews Sisters were WAY before my time, but is anyone familiar with this little number?

Of all the guys I’ve known, and I’ve known some
Until I first met you, they were loathsome
And when you came in sight, here, my head grew light
And my whole world grew black, you see

You really smell, I have to admit you
Deserve eviction; those stinky feet—phew!
And so I’ve racked my brain, hoping to explain
How disgusting you are to me

Bei mir bist du gross, please don’t get too close
Bei mir bist du gross means you’re a troll
Bei mir bist du gross, you should be morose
I won’t touch you with a 10-foot pole

I could say smelly, smelly, even say, how bizarre!
There are no words to help me tell you how vile you are

I’ve said adios, bei mir bist du gross
Auf wiedersehen, in words you understand.

[Siouxie]

*DAS SNORKS* @ Annie!! and Lairbo!!! and Ducky!!!

[CJrun]

Ready?

[Just Ducky]

Vielen Dank, Sio. Ach du liebe, CJ! Und *schnork* @ the Knockwurst Remote Control!

[SW]

There once was a man from Wales
Who ate nothing but fishheads and tails
When he ran out of these
He lived off the cheese
That he scraped from his balls with his nails

(not original)

[casey]

SW, that my not be original to you, but it's the first time I've heard that. That was disgustingly gross, one of the mostest grossest things I've ever heard. Scuse me while I go change my shorts, cuz I peed a little.

[Mo Faux]

hey, just cause your feet smell doesnt make you a bad person~

[Annie Where-but-here]

eine kleine nacht puking @ stevie

[SW]

eine kleine lol, dear.

(Actually that was my reaction the first time I heard it too. And everyone's at the Fox Inn in Santa Monica for that matter, including Jim(?) Fox, the owner, the guy who appeared on Cheers a few times showcasing his ability to chug a full mug of beer in a split second while standing on his head. Remember?)

[Wavey]

If I were the Chinese miner who's the owner of those feet in the file photo they're using, I'd be a little offended.

[SW]

Ha ha ha, wavey.

Chinese miner = under-asian?

[ubetcha]

I love catching up in the mornin'. Major snorkage all around, especially SW.

[Meanie the Blue]

All I can say, as someone of German heritage, is .................this.

[Meanie the Blue]

Wow. The bastages are quick to remove a file.

[Siouxie]

Stevie, you never cease to nauseate amaze me!

[Meanie the Blue]

I don't give up that easily.

All I can say, as someone of German heritage, is ......... this.

[Siouxie]

um...I still don't see/hear it, Meanie.

[Meanie the Blue]

Well, I do eventually give up. Copy & paste, for what it's worth: http://members.fortunecity.com/wavjunky/swl-c/cooler.wav

[Siouxie]

HAR! LOL good one!

[Flash]

The article doesn't say if this guy is actually German.
Kaiserslautern is the home to several large U.S. military installations, so he could have been an American.