TALK ABOUT YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Somebody stole the clock!
(Thanks to Siouxie)
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July 30, 2007
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What I wanna know is, if Jesus and all 12 disciples are shown, who is taking the picture?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 30, 2007 at 10:32 AM
You know the day is off to a good start when Siouxie gets an early morning post!
YAY, Siouxie. :)
Also, I left a little something for all on the "Maine" thread. ;)
Posted by: Eleanor | July 30, 2007 at 10:33 AM
Good point, Annie. And was it taken from a grassy knoll? Maybe there was more than one photographer.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 30, 2007 at 10:33 AM
whispers to Annie - God. ;)
Posted by: Eleanor | July 30, 2007 at 10:34 AM
*staggers back from Miane thread. Pukes. Hates El. She is clearly part of the conspiracy!*
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 30, 2007 at 10:35 AM
Maine.
Maine.
(See how nauseous I was! I couldn't even spell!)
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 30, 2007 at 10:36 AM
If you flip The Last Supper backwards, the dinnerware spells out "Paul was't the walrus," or maybe it says "Buddhism is groovy," I forget which.
Posted by: Lairbo | July 30, 2007 at 10:37 AM
YAY!
Annie, silly...they put the camera on "timer".
sheesh.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 30, 2007 at 10:37 AM
I am MUCH more concerned about THIS
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 30, 2007 at 10:39 AM
You don't like Frosted Flakes, Punkin?
*giggles*
Posted by: Eleanor | July 30, 2007 at 10:40 AM
El!! if I didn't love ya I'd have to hurt ya!
tooooooooo early for that one!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 30, 2007 at 10:41 AM
Punkin, which part of that concerns you the most? That the sheep wouldn't testify (inference being that he enjoyed it) or that it's not a crime?? ;)
Posted by: Eleanor | July 30, 2007 at 10:45 AM
Punkin, I was disturbed by that one as well (sent it in too). I think the sheep was pressured into NOT testifying.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 30, 2007 at 10:50 AM
"(inference being that he enjoyed it)"
El, let's hope the sheep was a female, and ewe typed that wrong.
Posted by: pogo | July 30, 2007 at 10:51 AM
so now i can't blog THAT one either... sigh.
Posted by: judi | July 30, 2007 at 10:53 AM
psst to judi, please to no one else to read - how about the 'Lake Monster' I sent you? :)
Posted by: Eleanor | July 30, 2007 at 10:56 AM
judi, you can blog anything you want! you're da boss.
btw, did they really take the Last Supper clock?? blasphemy!!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 30, 2007 at 10:57 AM
pogo, ewe are right: trypo ;)
Posted by: Eleanor | July 30, 2007 at 11:02 AM
The clock was taken by that guy who fell asleep at John Edwards' town hall meeting a week or so ago.
Posted by: SW | July 30, 2007 at 11:05 AM
psst - judi - I'm refraining from commenting on the sheep until it is officially posted by ewe.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 30, 2007 at 11:06 AM
After "its mirror image threw up" (another picture altogether) Mr. Pesci was overheard saying, "Fuhgettaboud-it"
Posted by: ifits_not_1thing_its3 | July 30, 2007 at 11:06 AM
If you love Bob the Bear so much, why does he have a bullseye carved into him?
Posted by: Mike Antonucci | July 30, 2007 at 11:06 AM
El, in addition to a certain plumbing misfit, rams are usually twice the size of ewes and tend to have evil tempers when "annoyed".
Posted by: pogo | July 30, 2007 at 11:06 AM
Note to His Blogness: Get Judi a decent monitor, ya cheapskate! That thing on her desk looks like my mother's old 13" Samsung TV/Betamax combo! A nice flatscreen monitor will save her vision and give her an instant increase in desk area. (not that such space ever remains open for long...)
Note: I have received no remuneration, compensation, or consideration from Judi for making that suggestion.
Posted by: padraig | July 30, 2007 at 11:08 AM
Does anyone else think that the mystery defendant in the sheep case is Michael Vick?
Posted by: Doc Rick | July 30, 2007 at 11:10 AM
Thank you, pogo. I am a city girl and the closest I've ever been to an animal is at the Petting Zoo. (from outside the fence)
Oh, and a coyote walked through my backyard once. :)
Posted by: Eleanor | July 30, 2007 at 11:12 AM
Heh.
"it looks more like judas is giving simon a headlock or a noogie..."
- Mike F, Toronto, Canada
Posted by: Glix | July 30, 2007 at 11:15 AM
For Annie (& others):
Q: What was the last thing said at the Last Supper?
A: "Everybody who wants to get in the picture, get on this side of the table!"
Posted by: padraig | July 30, 2007 at 11:18 AM
I heard they were lousy tippers and left the table a mess.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 30, 2007 at 11:19 AM
Who picked up the tab??
Posted by: Siouxie | July 30, 2007 at 11:22 AM
I also want to know - if Jesus saves, how come we always have to give him money?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 30, 2007 at 11:23 AM
... and you will see in the picture that
Two apostles are obviously kissing.
Jesus' face consists of one very large nose and he has four arms - definitely an alien.
In addition to a baby, she is choking a very ugly man - possibly Elvis.
They actually had thin drapes over the windows - clearly a sign that drapes are required to celebrate the Last Supper (speaking of which, wasn't the supper in the late evening???)
There is a ghost on either side of Jesus holding up one finger ... I think he just finished picking his nose.
There is now twice as much bread ... clearly a link to the "multiplication of the loaves" from an earlier Gospel verse.
To prove it is Mary Magdalen, there is a "M" super(man)-imposed on Jesus' chest
Posted by: beaniehampton | July 30, 2007 at 11:28 AM
LOL beanie, quite observant!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 30, 2007 at 11:31 AM
Father Guido Sarducci claims to have the tab from the Last Supper. According to him, "It was actually a brunch. The check reveals that one guy only had a soft-boiled egg and tea, while everyone else stuffed themselves. But when the bill was paid, it was divided equally. The moral: 'In groups, always order the most expensive thing.'"
Posted by: padraig | July 30, 2007 at 11:37 AM
"It was actually a brunch."
Marge Simpson to French bowling teacher trying to seduce her: Brunch? What's brunch?
He: Eet eez a leetle beet like breakfast and a leetle beet like lunch, but zey geeve you a slice of canteloupe wiss it.
Posted by: SW | July 30, 2007 at 11:43 AM
SW, are you saying Jesus and Ma. Magdalen can't elope, so they are having a party instead?
Posted by: beaniehampton | July 30, 2007 at 11:47 AM
padraig, i have a better monitor now; those are the OLD office pics (or ... if the 'New' office pics still show that old monitor, i've since been upgraded. NOT because of dave (the equipment comes from the herald) but because i know it's in my best interests to keep on the good side of the techboys here ;)
Posted by: judi | July 30, 2007 at 11:55 AM
....threw up another picture altogether. ?
eww. that musta bin some bender, if someone threw up a whole picture....
Posted by: queensbee | July 30, 2007 at 12:01 PM
Yay Judi.
And best of luck getting to that next level of "World of Warcraft."
Posted by: padraig | July 30, 2007 at 12:02 PM
NOOOOOOO! Not the clock! The clock CAN'T be gone! *Sob*
Posted by: Ms. Nomer | July 30, 2007 at 12:17 PM
It was definitely God... J.C. was heard to say, "come on, Dad, hurry up!"
Posted by: CJrun | July 30, 2007 at 12:18 PM
If someone 'threw up another picture' of the Last Supper, it's gotta be for sale on eB@y.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 30, 2007 at 12:21 PM
I liked this from their comment section:
If you turn the mirror image through 180 degrees, one can then see that some of the guests at the last supper appear to be dancing on the ceiling. Does this indicate that Jesus, Mary Magdalene and child were big Lionel Richie fans? The plot thickens.
Posted by Ex-Marine on July 30, 2007 3:32 PM
Posted by: MOTW | July 30, 2007 at 01:09 PM
And, like I already stated on another, inappropriate blog, that definitely looks like a guy's office.
Posted by: Bethie | July 30, 2007 at 04:05 PM
What always amused/interested me about that painting wuz the apparent sampler/cross-stitch on wall at the back of the room ... there is still speculation on it's actual meaning, since the words are not very clear, but its authenticity has never been questioned ... and that's whut amuses me ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | July 30, 2007 at 06:02 PM
Of course it's a 'cross'stitch. If you look closely, you can make out the writing -
Saul's House 'o Sandals - We're good for your sole.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 31, 2007 at 12:45 AM
*should've knowed better'n trineta get one past Annie ... but very apt, Annie ... merely thinkin' ...*
Well, my eyesight isn't whut it used to be ... (Benjamin Franklin, in Stan Freberg's The United States of America, The Early Years)
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | July 31, 2007 at 03:18 PM
OK, so this is quite important, but I can't believe you missed the other story linked to on this page, namely:
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=61725&in_page_id=7
i mean, HELLO, are you people on the illustrious dave barry blog totally ASLEEP. this is groundbreaking news.
Posted by: Iain Bowman | August 16, 2007 at 06:16 AM