RELIGION

Is it part of your life?

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[Siouxie]

*puts on knee pads*

*kneels and prays*

[Recovering 24 Addict]

Well come on I had to preach somewhere didnt I?

[DeskDiva]

*smacks Siouxie!* For SHAME! *giggles*

[Siouxie]

whut?? I pray. sheesh.

[fivver]

*heads to blog closet & drags out rocket sled to h3ll*

I think we're gonna need this puppy...

[Clean Hands]

Buhhh.... Did NOBODY explain to these poor, innocent souls how their congregation's new chosen name might be misinterpreted by us filthy-minded muggles worldly types?

[Clark Kent]

Glad to see Dave's mind is still in the gutter..... (right beside mine).

[DavetheRed]

How knotty...

[Clean Hands]

*notes that there are two services on Sunday mornings*

*envies the congregation*

[Clean Hands]

(I'm guessing they must offer childcare, in order to pull that off. It's hard to arrange, otherwise.)

[Siouxie]

Twice on Sunday?? we're gonna need bigger knee pads...is all I'm saying.

*packs for trip on fivver's sled*

no need for a jacket, huh?

[fivver]

*religious experience, long sermon, snake handling, felt the spirt*
*grabs jug of ice water*
Scootch over Siouxie.

[Siouxie]

So Dave's in Idaho?

[Siouxie]

"-- please feel free to "come as you are"

alrighty then!

[Siouxie]

CH, they do have babysitting services.

[Punkin Poo]

from Siouxie's site:

"Walking - Teach Your Children Well"

Amen! My kids don't do that Pagan walking...

[Siouxie]

*checking out the "Adult Ministries"*

Punkin! there's room on the sled for you!

[SW]

Well, after all, Jesus WAS a carpenter.

*uses up the one possible clean joke for this story*

[fivver]

Found this in their online newsletter:

The Monday night Pastor’s class will
meet for three weeks—July 9, 16, and
23—at 6:30 pm in the River Room,
where we will be studying the challenging
book of Second Peter.

[DeskDiva]

Siouxie, I'll pray FOR your soul. ;-)

[Siouxie]

Pastor Bob Henley - so that's what he's been doing since he left the Eagles.

[Siouxie]

lol fivver!

HELLELUIAH HERE WE COME!

[Bethie]

I think every guy says they go to that church!

[Glix]

Obligatory!

Sipping Vodka
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up
a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:
1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his @ss.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as "the late J. C."
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh!t out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his @ss.
10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "eat me"
12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry,"
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God.
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

[Siouxie]

LOL Glix, I laugh every time I read that!!

*snork* @ Mary with the Cherry

*looks around for lightning bolts*

[WriterDude]

Mrs. WriterDude prefers the Church of the Just Right Wood. Thank God.

[Siouxie]

uh..yeah WD. Church size doesn't matter.

[Clean Hands]

SECOND Peter??

Oh, yeah, I saw that film... long time ago.

[crossgirl]

now you guys know why i go to the presbyterian church.....

[Patato Farmer]

Now I understand Daves attraction to Idaho.

[Annie Where-but-here]

While I'm waiting for a ride on fivver's rocket sled-

Two nuns were riding bikes thru the old section of town. They were lost and it was getting dark. One of them was worried and said to the other, "I've never come this way before."

The other one nodded and said, "It's the cobblestones."

[LoudMouth]

Idaho. Who de ho?

[SW]

There was a *snork* in the road.

[gjd]

Presbyterians = Britney Spears

[casey]

Forget your sissy sled people. There's plenty of room here in my hyper warp speed turbo powered rocket sled to hell. I call shotgun, tho!

[casey]

hyper warp speed turbo powered rocket sled to hell(TM thingy)

[crossgirl]

no thanks, i'll stick to the handbasket and enjoy the nice leisurely ride.

[Novanglus]

Many a religious ecstasy, and multiple conversions of mystical illusions, have happened due to the sight of the Church of the Big Wood.

That guy in the Da Vinci Code wrote all about it.

Nevertheless, no one ever built a church on any spot that I experienced.

Dave, once again, proves he is very special.

[Brad]

I got your false idol right here.

[TNT]

I'm in the middle of plannning a wedding. I can see the invitations now:

Ceremony: Church of the Big Wood at sex

Conception to follow

Honeymoon will be spent fervently studying the big wood.

[Glix]

Seems like I heard somewhere of a tongue-tied preacher (in real life) who told the guests at a wedding that they were invited to join in on the "conception" that would immediately follow the ceremony...

[Suzy Q]

And lo, I consecrate myself unto thee, O Big Wood.