JUST WHAT WE NEED
This blog has learned that Donald Trump has a new book coming out this fall. The title -- really -- is THINK BIG AND KICK ASS... IN BUSINESS AND IN LIFE.
That's what we need, in life: More people kicking ass.
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July 25, 2007
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First ass kicking?
Posted by: Bethie | July 25, 2007 at 11:02 AM
Oh yeah!
Posted by: Bethie | July 25, 2007 at 11:03 AM
I just wish somebody would think big and kick Donald Trump's ass. Anyone? Rosie?
Posted by: Lairbo | July 25, 2007 at 11:03 AM
Siouxie, have you been hanging around Trump again?
Posted by: Hammond Rye | July 25, 2007 at 11:05 AM
Better yet someone to kick both Trump and Rosie.
Posted by: pogo | July 25, 2007 at 11:06 AM
He can write?
And why didn't he kick the a$$ of the person who told him his hair looks good??
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 25, 2007 at 11:07 AM
Hammie, no. IF I had been, his head would be perfectly waxed.
*SNORK* @ Dave's link!!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 25, 2007 at 11:09 AM
Looks like someone kicked Trump's ass so hard that it's peeking thru the top of his head.
(sorry, El)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 25, 2007 at 11:17 AM
Does that book make Trump's ass look big?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 25, 2007 at 11:18 AM
Actually, it's: "I get big kicks thinking with (and talking out of) my ass, in business and life" by Donald Rump.
Posted by: Wally Ballou | July 25, 2007 at 11:21 AM
Dave, I think the title is THINK BIG HAIR etc.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 25, 2007 at 11:22 AM
Time to fire his hair.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 25, 2007 at 11:23 AM
or set it on fire.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 25, 2007 at 11:27 AM
Annie, maybe we could have him pull a hay wagon.
Posted by: Alive and Kickin' | July 25, 2007 at 11:28 AM
A&K - only if you're the wheelhorse.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 25, 2007 at 11:32 AM
Jeez...always lookin' for the least little excuse to use the lunge whip, aren't ya?
Posted by: Alive and Kickin' | July 25, 2007 at 11:33 AM
Annie, need an extra whip?
Posted by: Siouxie | July 25, 2007 at 11:34 AM
Nah, Siouxie, thanks. I'm good. Just plug in that hot wax for me, will ya?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 25, 2007 at 11:37 AM
Let it be known that I NEVER need and excuse to bring out the whip, lunge or otherwise. I carry my collection around in a briefcase. Bullwhips, snakewhips, stockwhips, signalwhips, etc.
Posted by: casey | July 25, 2007 at 11:40 AM
A briefcase? For my collection, I need a walk-in closet.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 25, 2007 at 11:44 AM
OK, you got me there Annie. LOL!
Did you know you can actually purchase whipcracking videos and stuff? Techniques for braiding, equipment for target practice, all kinds of fun stuff!
There sure are a lot of weird people out there. Glad I'm not weird.
Posted by: casey | July 25, 2007 at 11:47 AM
*drives down to the "warehouse of pain" to search for the wax*
READY!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 25, 2007 at 11:48 AM
me either, casey.
I don't invite weird peoples to my home, ya know?
Posted by: Siouxie | July 25, 2007 at 11:49 AM
It's only kinky the first time. After that, it's just plain weird.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 25, 2007 at 11:50 AM
I.
Am.
Not.
Weird.
And neither am I.
Posted by: Alive and Kickin' | July 25, 2007 at 11:54 AM
Siouxie, I don't think we have enough duct tape...and we may need some velcro, too. Pink velcro, if you've got it. And lots of cinnamon.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 25, 2007 at 11:55 AM
Don't bother with cinnamon, Annie. Go straight for the cayenne!
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 25, 2007 at 11:57 AM
Lairbo, do you know something the rest of us don't?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 25, 2007 at 12:00 PM
Got it. butter or baby oil?
Posted by: Siouxie | July 25, 2007 at 12:00 PM
GOOD GAWD MEANIE!!! double whammy there!
MY EYES!!! MY POOR EYES!!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 25, 2007 at 12:01 PM
Annie and DD, I'm missing something, what is cinnamon and cayenne for?
I know, I know, the joke is much less funny if you have to splain it to dweebs like me, but my curiosity is killing me.
Posted by: casey | July 25, 2007 at 12:13 PM
Does this toupee make my ass look kicked?
Posted by: The Donald | July 25, 2007 at 12:14 PM
psst, casey- you didn't Misty (whinny!) joke - it was just to Trigger (whinny!) your imagination.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 25, 2007 at 12:29 PM
I just have to say, though - I love how Annie thinks!
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 25, 2007 at 12:32 PM
*sigh*
Posted by: Eleanor | July 25, 2007 at 12:36 PM
sorry, El. We're slaves to the joke. The Donald will survive.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 25, 2007 at 12:49 PM
HAHAHA Annie, you are a total HOOT!
Posted by: casey | July 25, 2007 at 12:53 PM
No wonder he cannot keep a wife.
Posted by: Hanna | July 25, 2007 at 04:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tRHir8hJzQ
Posted by: Larry | July 25, 2007 at 04:27 PM
I just wonder (#1) who would buy a book with such a title, (#2) who would buy a book by Donald Trump at all, and (#3) Doesn't he have enough money? Well, I guess all these millionaires-billionaires do not want to look lazy, so they have to go out and MAKE MORE!!!!!! (if I just had 1 million I would have to remind myself NOT to sit on my a$$ all day and keep in shape).
Posted by: Nick | October 17, 2007 at 05:39 PM
(Oh, and by "keep in shape" I ment "physically. I hope you all did not think I meant keeping in shape financially").
Posted by: Nick | October 17, 2007 at 05:48 PM