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July 26, 2007

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A BURRRPPP

(Thanks to Rob White and many others)

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You're excused, Dave.

"You have reached this page in error."
?

Hey, MKJ. Try again - it's about an astronaut flying inebriated.

Okay so it worked the second time. Must be drunk agin'

Either that or they fixed it quick. ;-)

Ground control to Major Tom Collins....

Jose Jimenez lives!

As one of the "others" may I just say...

*hic*

Ground control to Major Tom Collins on the rocks please!!!

OMFG!! Stevie!! near psychic simul there! ^5!!

Great drunken minds think alike, I guess ;-P

I always thought Major Nelson must have been a lush.

Lol, sxi. You mean 'on the rockets,' don't you?

Hey! I thought it was against Blog policy to make fun of names!

hehe...yeah or "moon rocks"

LOL Buzz!

I mean, what was really in that bottle . . .

Ok, this is just free, but if I was about to launched into the stratosphere with that much firepower under my butt, I would be drunk too!

Besides, how hard is it to dodge the occasional oncoming planet out there?

Hm. MKJ - If you had your choice, which would you rather have? A bottle of booze or a bottle of curvy girl? ;-)

Not only curvy but she'll call you "Master"!

Plus you can get her to blink you a beer.

Geezer joke:
What do Barbra Eden and Greg Norman have in common?

They're both experts at blowing Masters.

Wul, Jeezely ... whut's the problem?

It's not as if there's a lot of traffic up there to avoid ... and the Troopers prolly won't catch 'em until they can show sober on the BAC tester ...

OTOH, if I wuz flyin' with them as a pilot, I'd prolly have a bit different level of tolerance ... merely sayin' ...

My faith in NASA has been fully restored!

hey houston is it hot in here or is it just you?

(*toot*)

'scuse me.

really, does your face hurt, coz it's been on my mind all night... i mean waitaminute...

*(burp)!

you wanna go back to my place?

Lol, mud. Ready for take off. 3 - 2 - 1 ..where's the men's room? BLAST-OFF!!

Did you have to buy that space suit? Cos they should pay you to wear it.

Look at the odds here. About 1 in 50 astronauts doesn't get home from their flight (USA or USSR - the odds are about the same). I think I would have to be pretty fried. So long as the pilot is sober, who cares?

heeeeeeeeeeeere am I drinking from a tin can
far above the worlllllllld
planet earth is blue
and there's nothing I can dooooo

Hey, whadaya expect? They're part of an inane gubment institootion. The shuttle launches are performed in ~2 decade old photo-op craft. "Is my hair pretty?" Blast off!

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