HARRY-POTTER-RELATED QUESTION OF THE DAY
Last Friday night when the s.b. and her son were off to a major chain bookstore (instead of Books and Books because we live in Broward but don't tell Mitch) to get our Harry Potter Book 7s, said son decided to stop for a dark chocolate shake at a local restaurant, which we shall call Snake N Snape.
The teenager at the drive-thru asked him, without preamble, "Do you have ketchup at home?"
Now, he had ordered a shake. Just a shake. But he dutifully answered, "Yes."
The s.b., being the nosy type, leaned over and said, "Why do you want to know?"
And the girl replied, "This woman was just here and she asked for a lot of ketchup 'cause she said she doesn't have any at home. So I gave her a whole big bottle, and she took it! Just took it and drove away. That's so ghetto! I didn't think she was going to take it! It's so ghetto!"
To which the s.b. replied, "Well, I have ketchup at home but if you'd offered me a whole bottle of it for free, I'd've taken it too. I mean, why not? It's free ketchup."
And she said, "That's so ghetto!"
The question: What else would this work with?