CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS OF THE DAY SO FAR
(We assume this is a different story from the one that was already blogged. If not, the s.b. will fire herself, as The Blog is still away.)
(Thanks to Adam)
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(We assume this is a different story from the one that was already blogged. If not, the s.b. will fire herself, as The Blog is still away.)
(Thanks to Adam)
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nice of them to provide handy links at the bottom so the next burglar can be better prepared.
Posted by: crossgirl | July 10, 2007 at 11:57 AM
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Posted by: Keilwerth LA | July 10, 2007 at 11:59 AM
sure sounds familiar...we won't tell, judi.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 10, 2007 at 12:01 PM
I haven't seen this yet, judi. :-) Give yourself a raise on me!
Posted by: DeskDiva | July 10, 2007 at 12:06 PM
Sounds different enuf so that I'd be of the impression that it's a different gang ... one that must've learnt how to do this on the 'net, or sumthin' like that ... merely ... amazed at the consistency of stoopidity ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | July 10, 2007 at 12:07 PM
It does sound familiar, but when you're a geezer that's often the case.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 10, 2007 at 12:07 PM
Jeff?? you callin' me a geezer??
hang on...
HEY MEANIE, DAVE!! HOLD THE BUS!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 10, 2007 at 12:16 PM
Trying to disable the camera with WD-40... Classic.
What, were they too cheap to spring for a can of spray paint?
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | July 10, 2007 at 12:16 PM
*Engages kneeling bus mechanism for Siouxie*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 10, 2007 at 12:29 PM
judge: how do you plead?
crook: just a minute *tappity-tappity-tap-tap* ,not guilty, your honor!
Posted by: insomniac | July 10, 2007 at 12:40 PM
Good ol' WD-40. It's also good for cleaning lipstick off stuff. Just in case you might need to know that today.
Posted by: Val | July 10, 2007 at 01:10 PM
Hey Val, what kind of situation were you in that you discovered the lipstick removal powers of WD-40? It's got to be an interesting story. Kinda like the time i found out by accident that KY and BenGay are not interchangeable.
Posted by: wickedwitch | July 10, 2007 at 01:24 PM
Definitely a similar but different story. These guys actually succeeded.
Posted by: Adam | July 10, 2007 at 01:32 PM
Note to self: When cracking safes, check google *beforehand*.
Posted by: Bethie | July 10, 2007 at 01:34 PM
*Attempts to convey no feeling of pressure whatsoever toward ww to elaborate on her disapp-ointment*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 10, 2007 at 01:55 PM
Meanie, I too, have that burning question.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 10, 2007 at 02:01 PM
that's right, go ahead and snicker. it's funny now that i'm getting early onset Altzheimers, but i'm sure i didn't laugh about it at the time.
Posted by: wickedwitch | July 10, 2007 at 02:22 PM
Paris Hilton wants to open a safe house? Why did we not receive a bulletin?
Posted by: Mitch Connor | July 10, 2007 at 02:50 PM
I don't get it, ww... you had a tough workout and your sore muscles were screaming. You decided to apply heat therapy with a little Ben Gay™, but when you reached for the tube you picked up your personal lubricant™ and got a little greasy instead.
Perfectly understandable mistake. Could happen to everyone. ;)
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | July 10, 2007 at 03:23 PM
Baron, i like your version better than what actually took place. i think i'll edit your version into my permanent memory.
Posted by: wickedwitch | July 10, 2007 at 03:46 PM