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July 10, 2007

CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS OF THE DAY SO FAR

(We assume this is a different story from the one that was already blogged. If not, the s.b. will fire herself, as The Blog is still away.)

(Thanks to Adam)

Comments

nice of them to provide handy links at the bottom so the next burglar can be better prepared.

blah

sure sounds familiar...we won't tell, judi.

I haven't seen this yet, judi. :-) Give yourself a raise on me!

Sounds different enuf so that I'd be of the impression that it's a different gang ... one that must've learnt how to do this on the 'net, or sumthin' like that ... merely ... amazed at the consistency of stoopidity ...

It does sound familiar, but when you're a geezer that's often the case.

Jeff?? you callin' me a geezer??

hang on...

HEY MEANIE, DAVE!! HOLD THE BUS!

Trying to disable the camera with WD-40... Classic.

What, were they too cheap to spring for a can of spray paint?

*Engages kneeling bus mechanism for Siouxie*

judge: how do you plead?

crook: just a minute *tappity-tappity-tap-tap* ,not guilty, your honor!

Good ol' WD-40. It's also good for cleaning lipstick off stuff. Just in case you might need to know that today.

Hey Val, what kind of situation were you in that you discovered the lipstick removal powers of WD-40? It's got to be an interesting story. Kinda like the time i found out by accident that KY and BenGay are not interchangeable.

Definitely a similar but different story. These guys actually succeeded.

Note to self: When cracking safes, check google *beforehand*.

*Attempts to convey no feeling of pressure whatsoever toward ww to elaborate on her disapp-ointment*

Meanie, I too, have that burning question.

that's right, go ahead and snicker. it's funny now that i'm getting early onset Altzheimers, but i'm sure i didn't laugh about it at the time.

Paris Hilton wants to open a safe house? Why did we not receive a bulletin?

I don't get it, ww... you had a tough workout and your sore muscles were screaming. You decided to apply heat therapy with a little Ben Gay™, but when you reached for the tube you picked up your personal lubricant™ and got a little greasy instead.

Perfectly understandable mistake. Could happen to everyone. ;)

Baron, i like your version better than what actually took place. i think i'll edit your version into my permanent memory.

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