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[Just Ducky]

First to really, really, not care.

[Steve B]

First to really, really, really not care.....but I'd do her--once.

[crossgirl]

second to not be having an affair with my or anyone elses manny. who could with a straight face?!?!

[Kristina L.]

Also not caring about Twitny's private life. That was her, right? I'm beginning to get these blonde bimbo types mixed up.

[SandyEgo]

I'll bet he's being *tickled* with all the attention...but where?

[SW]

Nanny
How i love ya, how I love ya
My hot young nanny

(Didn't Robin Williams and joe piscopo pull the same stunt?)

[insomniac]

"oops! I'm diddlin' the help..."

[Siouxie]

I did a Manny for almost 20 years...does that count??

[mudstuffin]

just the other day i admitted to remembering the 'urinal penny' - a blog incident that occured, i think, during the johnson administration - and in so doing, dated myself, which i hadn't done in a long time. not without pharmaceutical help, i mean.

[SW]

"But he really wants to focus on his job: taking care of the kids and of her."

I get up every morning with my long dong horny
Wake at eight fifteen in a big mansion
There's a blondie up above as I do my push and do my shoving
Then the girl goes to practice her dancin'

Then I wash my nuts and wipe her little kiddies' butts
And change their diapers five times a day
If I ever get annoyed, I say hey, I'm her boy toy
I love to be her nanny for pay

and I've been taking care of Britney
Every day
I been taking care of Britney
Every way
I've been taking care of Britney
She's all mine
Taking care of Britney
And she pays me overtime, alright

[Doc Rick]

*But he really wants to focus on his job: taking care of the kids and of her.*

I'll bet he's "taking care" of her....if you know what I mean!

[Just Ducky]

Terrific, SW and Bodman-Hormone Overdrive!

[Meditrina]

LMAO, Sioux. Did he take good care of you and your kids? Or was he just another MNanny?

[Edgar Greenberg]

Last to really, really, absolutely, not in a million years, not care.

[Meditrina]

Did everyone drown in Diva's hot tub or are you silently blurking around?

[Siouxie]

Stevie, that was a great BTO!!

Med, he had to. After all, he IS their Dad. LOL

*just got back from picking up daughter #2 from her first day at work*

YAY!

[Just Ducky]

*flaps in for just a bit*

Med, how are things?

Siouxie, where is #2 working?

[pete]

My #2 is working fine, if anyone is interested.

[Siouxie]

oh Med?? how's the job???

Ducky, she's working at this clothing store - Forever 21. Her first job ever! she's excited and I'm thrilled that she'll finally have her own $ to spend and not mine. #1 daughter is working at a YMCA summer camp dealing (poor girl) with 5 and 6 year olds ALL day!

[Siouxie]

oh btw, Med...I'm staying away from hot tubs for a while. I hear all that water sloshing around makes toads horny.

pete, no we're not...but it's good to know it is ;-P

[Just Ducky]

YAY for kids earning their own spending $$! The boyduckling has been working part-time at the grocery store near us for almost a year now, while he goes to school. He pays for his gas, eating out, etc. It's great! He almost never asks me for money anymore.

[Siouxie]

*jumps behind the bar...slips and falls on her butt*

**OWWWW**

I'm OK!!

What's everyone drinkin?

[Just Ducky]

*hands Siouxie a nice, soft cushion*

A glass of wine would be nice, Sio, but I have to flap off soon.

[Siouxie]

*pours Ducky a glass of her best boxed wine*

Just a little something to get your feathers wet.

[Just Ducky]

Ahhh, thanks, my friend. You're the best, even if you didn't notice my Christmas Cowrol on the previous thread! ;-)

[Meditrina]

You kids! The job is awesome. I am home again.

Went out last night with a coworker, who is a lovely gentleman. And we see things very similarly, have similar tastes and goals. Way cool.

He even walked me to my (recovered) car, hugged me and told me to get home safely. Be still my beating heart.

Ducky, I loved the Cowrol. We need to remember that for the holidays and turn all the kids loose. :-)

[Just Ducky]

Thanks, Med. YAY, YOUR CAR IS BACK!!! Hallelujah! Hope it was returned in good shape.

Is this a single coworker you saw last night? Any future plans?

[Meditrina]

Siouxie, I have the same vintage. It's red. and made from grapes.

I could spend a small fortune on vino, but I'm happy to share a box with my friend.

I am going to hook you up when we finally meet for real.... you love wine, you just don't know which ones. I am willing to drink help you with that.

[Siouxie]

Ducky! so sorry - I just went back and re-read. I must have missed it - very Chrismoosy!

Med, you got your car back!! YAY!!! and WTG on the date!

[Siouxie]

ahh yes...vintage boxed wine...nothing but the very best for my friends.

WE will meet and get totally sloshed a fine time will be had.

[Meditrina]

Yes. He is single, new in town from Texas. He came to kc because he is working with my mag friend toward his master sommelier certification (he has passed 2 levels, only the last one and hardest to go). And he is so sweet.

But just a friend. You don't sh!t where you eat, unless you are a pulitzer winner with all the power to have them fired if things go south.

And he wanted to know what I am doing on our weekend, but I am slammed getting the bathroom finished, water back on, and other construction projects.

[Just Ducky]

I wish I could stay here and enjoy more girl talk, but I have to take Mom to the dr. tomorrow, so I'm going to flap off to bed. Mom has THREE dr's appts. this week, so it'll be busy. Plus, the boyduckling turns--gasp--TWENTY on Tuesday. My baby! He's making me feel vewwy OLD.

Nighty-night, y'all! Sweet dreams!

[Just Ducky]

*pauses*

Med! A man from TEXAS! All RIGHT! ^5!

*flaps away*

[Siouxie]

Niters Ducky!!! Hope Mom is doing better ;-)

My baby turns 20 in November! I be older than Dave dirt.

[Siouxie]

Med, I hear everything's bigger in Texas...iykwim.

[Siouxie]

*wondering where all the blog dudes are tonight*

*mixes up one of Prof's her very own special Kamikazes*

[Meditrina]

He has a truck. And a motorcycle. AND MANNERS! There are certain qualities that Southern gentlemen excel at, and I am certainly appreciative.

But we have to be friends, we work together, in a VERY small restaurant.

You can appreciate this. The owner ran into me in the doorway last night while he was talking to the guys and making a certain oscillating hand gesture. He blushed and apologized for harassing me.

I told him if I didn't want to be sexually harassed I wouldn't work in a restaurant and he cracked up. So cute. And he is the sweetest, creative, very energetic spirit. Loves his work.

And he told us this week that he can't survive without us, we are the life of the restaurant. At last, someone who gets it! We are all an integrated team, dependent on each other for success. LOVE it.

I couldn't be more pleased.

[ScottMGS]

I'm here. Just catching up.

[Meditrina]

Hi Scott, may I serve you a cyber beverage? Free of charge, of course. ;-)

[Siouxie]

Med, I'm sooooooooooo happy for you!! Good things happen to good people.

Hmm truck, cycle, manners...a trifecta!

[ScottMGS]

I'm glad you got your car back, Med. I don't suppose the money was still there.

[ScottMGS]

How 'bout a nice port. I'm feeling a little sweet tonight.

[ScottMGS]

Aw, man! I don't have a truck or a motorcycle. Someone else will have to decide if I have manners. (Or, well, whether they're good or bad.)

[Meditrina]

The good news is, my car wasn't stolen, but towed. I had permission from the property manager, but not the property owner to park there. What a d!ck. But I had more money in the glove box than the tow cost me, so alls well that ends well.

And FYI: not all states insurance laws cover cash. Mine wouldn't. So I am way far ahead, and very thankful. But I hope I don't have to take public transportation in kc any time soon. ;)

[ScottMGS]

*whew* Yes, could have been a lot worse.

[DeskDiva]

Scott, I think you have LOVELY manners! :-)

Hey, y'all. Not drowned, not quite blurking. No hot tub for me for the next few weeks most likely. Stinking rehearsal tonight went until almost 11:00. I HATE tech week. But it's gonna be a good show and that's what matters. I'm just catching up when I can!

Med, I'M SO THRILLED that you got your car back!! When I got mine back, they'd burned out the brakes completely, including the parking brake. I had to have it towed home so it could await fixing at the time. I was lucky to live 2 blocks from work then.

And way to go on the Southern gentleman. It's awfully lovely to have someone like that hanging around. :-)

[Siouxie]

Hey there Scott! you have excellent manners, my dear friend.

[DeskDiva]

YOU'RE KIDDING, MED!!! WHAT A CRUMB!!! :-( I'm just really glad it was a tow and not a theft. It coulda been way worse indeed. Also interesting to know about the insurance laws not necessarily covering cash. I presumed it worked the way homeowners' insurance does where the contents are covered.

[Siouxie]

Med, that's great!

*pours a round of Kamikazes for all to celebrate*

[Meditrina]

Sioux, I am watching a movie that you should check out. I think you would love it: The M!sstress of Spices. It's about culture, tradition, rules, and love.

Very well done cinematically, and Dylan McDermott is HOT!

[Meditrina]

Scott, do you prefer tawny or ruby? My favorite/best buy is Taylor Fladgate 10 year. And I have crystal stemware that is suitable. Your wish is my command, darling.

[DeskDiva]

Med - cye

[Siouxie]

Med, I never heard of it, but I will check it out. I saw Die Hard today. Great guy flick!

"Mistress of Spice" WBAGNF my next kitchen fantasy gal...just sayin.

[ScottMGS]

Tawny sounds good. I can spell oenophile but I don't know much. I'm not a big drinker but I tend toward sweet wines - I usually say Welches ;-) - and dark malty beers.

Les spoke his credo in church today. Not a dry eye.

[Tawny]

Yes, Scott??

[Ruby]

Well, darn, Scott. And I was SOOO hoping....

[DeskDiva]

What do you mean by "credo" in this sense, Scott?

[ScottMGS]

Generally, it's a statement of belief. Latin for "I believe". He spoke about how the way our church community, individually and severally, supported him and us during Les' transition.

[DeskDiva]

Awesome to have a church family that cares for its members like that. :-)

[Siouxie]

Kudos for Les!

[Siouxie]

Well...I hate to drink and leave, but my beautimous rest beckons. Nite nite to all and sweet dreams.

[ScottMGS]

Yes. We celebrated our 20th anniversary last month.

[DeskDiva]

Nighty night, Siouxie. :)

Congratulations, Scott. 20 years is amazing.

[ScottMGS]

'Night, Siouxie.

[ScottMGS]

Thanks, Diva. Yep, ten as a dull, boring het couple and ten as a dull, boring gay couple. ;-)

[Siouxie]

Scott, congratulations to you and Les!

[Siouxie]

Nite nite for reals now! Scott...never dull!

*smooch*

[ScottMGS]

Thanks, Siouxie.

[Meditrina]

Scott, god bles you and Les. You are an amazing testament to love and commitment. I strive to find that in my life and honor you for yours.

[DeskDiva]

*snork* @ Scott's 10 and 10. There just are not that many folks who can say that. ;-)

[Cheryl Howard]

Scott! Congrats to you & Les!

(I woulda sent a card but they don't they haven't caught up with this century yet.) ;-)

[GungaDan]

God bless Scott, many, many more!!!

[ScottMGS]

Thanks, Med. Sometimes it takes more than two people can give and when family and a community steps in to make up the difference things can work out.

[ScottMGS]

Thanks, all. Yes, we are blessed.

[DeskDiva]

Hi, Danny. :-)

[GungaDan]

Hey dear Diva. Am still high. Train station is so cool. Be a great place for a blog party.

[DeskDiva]

Wouldn't that be AWESOME!!! :-) Yeah - I saw your note on it. Sounds like a terrific place. I hope you can get in touch with the owners and that things will work out the way you two want it to.

[Meditrina]

Dan - Put down the bong. Find munchie food. Do not operate a moving vehicle or heavy machinery.

[Meditrina]

Oh, and Scott, that is called loving acceptace. Extremely rare on this planet. Enjoy the blessing, because I know it has come after a lot of hard work. (((((Scott))))))

[SW]

"Yep, ten as a dull, boring het couple and ten as a dull, boring gay couple."

Scott, that's really funny.

Lotsa couples feel after ten years they need to something to make things fresh; I'd say you trumped 'em all. Congrats.

[GungaDan]

are you thinking of ganja and confusing it with the Kipling character "Gunga"? What we are talking about is my attempt to buy an old, abandoned train station in CT. Is a really beautiful old building.

[SW]

"Scott, do you prefer tawny or ruby? My favorite/best buy is Taylor Fladgate 10 year."

Med, I'm so ignorant about the finer things I couldn't decide if you were asking him to pick a lap dancer or to check out your truck.

[ScottMGS]

Yeah, SW, and you know how they say that couples grow to look more and more like each other? Well, we got that one in spades!

[ScottMGS]

Hmm... Lap dancer, truck, port - whichever!

[Meditrina]

Stevie - you are a shit. Will you adopt me so I can be at your family functions, er, gatherings?

In turn, I will let you drive my truck and arrange for a lap dance.

YOU ARE THE BOY/MAN/MALE MY DAD WARNED ME ABOUT!

I only wish I could stop laughing.

[ScottMGS]

Well, my peeps, I've got to get to bed. It's been a long day. See you 'round the info highway.

[GungaDan]

be well Scott

[Meditrina]

Godspeed and congrats, scott. You are the definition, imho, of a real man, no .... the incredible hero. (((((hugs))))

[SW]

A shit? Lol, med, I think that's a compliment.

"YOU ARE THE BOY/MAN/MALE MY DAD WARNED ME ABOUT!" Yes I am.

"I only wish I could stop laughing."

So do I.

PS I wonder if your boss was at Carlos' when I ate there years ago on a visit. I have a relative who has been, um, intimately familiar with the dining scene in Chi-town for quite a while now.

Okay, stop laughing and go to sleep. As shall I.

[DeskDiva]

Night, Stevie. :-)

[Meditrina]

Uh, Stevie... I am having trouble with the giggling.... there's that little thing that keeps popping up between us. And I don't believe your story about lumbar support! ;)

[Siouxie]

Good mornin' all!

Dave, whatever you do today, do NOT, I repeat - do NOT travel.

**This has been your Florida airline travel news item of the day**

And now, we turn it over to Katie Couric, who's live in Los Angeles with
THIS breaking news item! Katie?

[Siouxie]

Authorities found what appeared to be an explosive device in an X-ray machine.

Terrorists! when will they learn they HAVE to put their bombs inside a one quart, clear plastic zip-lock bag???

*gets coffee maker going & puts out some mini-bagels with assorted cream cheeses*

[crossgirl]

siouxie, you're awfully perky this morning.
if britney's trying to replace that manny, she's gonna need a bigger dog.

[Hammond Rye]

*Grabs two mini bagels*

Grbb Mrghgh!

*Chews, digests*

Good Morning!

*Waves @ Siouxie!!*

[Siouxie]

*Waves @ Hammie!!*

cg, the meds started kicking in early this morning - that is why the perkitude.

[DeskDiva]

*yawns*

Mornin' Siouxie, cg, Hammie. How are y'all this morning?

And jeez. What is our world coming to? This stuff makes me so sad. But thinking about it in a "one quart, clear plastic zip-lock bag" helps. :-)

[Hammond Rye]

*Goes behind blogbar, starts cleaning up empty bottles, washing glasses, putting cadavers back in cooler, organizing the wines and cheeses, and sweeping up the place.*

[DeskDiva]

Ooh! Whose cadavers, Hammie? I swear I didn't leave any behind last night. Er, didn't have any AT ALL I mean, of course.

[Hammond Rye]

*Waves @ DD!!!* How's the play/musical/extravaganza going?