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July 30, 2007

ATTENTION, NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER

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Her sister went to CA so she is no longer a virgin.
Truer words were never spoken. HAHAHAHA!

It's a mixture of "fun and embarrassment," she told the Star-Ledger of Newark.

and yet, no alcohol is involved...

picks up some grass, mumbles some random words,

Cause and effect.

does the virgin have to be 'of age'? can we send a bunch of kids running through the state, sticking knives in grass, mumbling garbage? does it work with male virgins? i could make my kids stab the ground around the yard. wait, that doesn't sound like a good idea...

Virgins in golf carts
Ward off the rains with sharp knives.
Helpless onions scream.


"Her sister went to CA so she is no longer a virgin."

Hey, Mikey, don't you wish they all could be California girls?

What are virgins?

"Mr. Brumfield, we're counting on your daughter to help us with the weather rites this year."

"I'm sorry, she won't be able to do it this year. She, uh, um, uh... She moved to California! Yeah, that's it. Sorry about that. How about my other daughter?"

*waiting for the "Madonna" parody*

Betsy, that was just lovely.

A virgin? In New Jersey? I don't think so.

Moon, it is entirely possible. did you note that there were no pictures of said 'virgin'. probably for the same reason that she still is a virgin.

Major *snork* for Hammy. Good thing my office mates went out to lunch.

Siouxie: It's a synonym for "Mormon".

WW - TYVM. Some stories just seem to have everything...

P.S. *SNORK* at everybody!

She was/is very pretty - I saw a picture. And it worked except for Sunday. Guess God didn't like the idea that she claimed to be a virgin, just because she was a Mormon...Just my opinion, of course. YMMV

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