ATTENTION ALL AIRBORNE UNITS

Be on the lookout for Clay Aiken's foot.

UPDATE: It could be anywhere.

Comments

[Annie Where-but-here]

I believe I saw it in his mouth. Or maybe that was someone else's foot.

[Siouxie]

"I am fine and have taken steps to prevent any foot wandering in the future."

What? is he gonna cut if off? chain it? tape it down?
Please splain.

[Meanie the Blue]

Didn't I see it in a clear, one-quart ziplock bag?

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

Special Agent Johnson.

I think we've found today's theme.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Dear Clay - crapcams are everywhere. Like ticks on a hound. Just sayin'.

[Meanie the Blue]

DPC - you're thinking of Special Purpose Johnson.

[jec666]

Who's Clay Aikens and does anyone, other than that woman, care?

[Clean Hands]

Dang. And here I thought we were talking about a severed foot, which would have been great for attracting flies.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Inquiring minds want to know - what color toenail polish?

[Siouxie]

French pedi, Annie. What else?

[Annie Where-but-here]

That's probably why he was in LA. Can't get a good french pedi in Tulsa. NTTAWWT.

[Siouxie]

jec666 *makes sign of the cross*

Clay Aiken seems to be the result of a BM cloning experiment gone terribly wrong.

[Siouxie]

I blame the Raelians.

[SpecialNobodie]

Does anyone else think that the pic in the Update looks a startling amount like one Barry (Barry) Manilow?

[Annie Where-but-here]

Shouldn't the title be "Attention All Airborne Eunuchs"?

[Siouxie]

TAKE TWO

*SNAP*

I blame the Raelians.

[Elon WeinTraub]

Even if I had a computer, Clay does not deserve a comment from me.

[Clean Hands]

Wow, thanks for that link, Siouxie! I was just looking around for a new religion, since my old one's all worn out.

[Siouxie]

Me too, CH! I'm looking into the नेपाली chapter. Funny @ss peeps!

Check this out!

हामी कहाँबाट आएका हौं?

जीन्दगीको उद्देश्य के हो?

शान्त र खुशीको जीन्दगी कसरी बाँच्ने?

*SNORK* huh???

[Siouxie]

Hmm...come to think of it, that Raelian leader looks a lot like Jeff.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Hey, I resemble that remark!

I was going to say I blame Al Gore, but those guys look more fun.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Actually, he looks like a cross between members of ABBA and The Bee Gees to me.

[KCSteve]

You put your foot on my armrest and I'm going to consider it an art project.

Fair warning.

[Annie Where-but-here]

This is exactly why I always carry one of these as protection.

[estrogen centrale]

Just stuff him in an overhead bin. Isn't that what they're there for?!!!

[fivver]

Of course if you crush my knees by reclining your seat allllll the way back I'll put my feet in your lap.

[Annie Where-but-here]

fivver - promises, promises.

[Siouxie]

ec!!! how ya doing, girl???

[pogo]

The cure for the passenger in front reclining into your knees is to turn your air vent on full blast and aim it at the top of his head.

[estrogen centrale]

Well, at least you didn't call me "stranger" like some of my friends in the past week!
Was supposed to be on vacation last week. Thank goodness I didn't go away: broken drive shaft on the car - now fixed and animal in MVS - you ever heard of that place - awesome! farthest away I went was to Keys Fisheries for lunch one day... in the rental car.

[Siouxie]

LOL pogo! good idea.

ec, yikes! Hate to run but I'm off to see HP with my girls!

[estrogen centrale]

Enjoy, Sioux! My co-worker's daughter went to the midnight show. Her poor husband went along as chauffeur. As always, he said, "Never again..."

[Elon WeinTraub]

The cure for the passenger in front reclining into your knees is to turn your air vent on full blast and aim it at the top of his head.

Or your could use the handy chain-saw attachment on your Swiss Army Knife.

[Elon WeinTraub]

Or your could learn to proofread. Darn thid different keyboard. So hard to touchtype.

[DeskDiva]

*snork* @ Elon's continued name spelling.

[pogo]

Elon - TSA keeps taking my weapons away - no chain saw attachment available

[CJrun]

Personally, I see Martin Short....

[judi]

"The cure for the passenger in front reclining into your knees is to turn your air vent on full blast and aim it at the top of his head."

i am so happy to read this. :)

[Annie Where-but-here]

judi - sometimes this place is like "Hints from Heloise", isn't it?

[Kathybear]

Thanks for the tip, pogo. I'm flying next month, God, badgers, bombers and TSA willing. So I'll recall your tip, seeing as how I'l be in coach with some guy's knees in my back...

[rebekah]

Last year I took a vacation with my family to Hawaii. The gentleman seated behind my husband repeatedly had his really stinky feet on our armrest. After several requests and numerous "stink-eyes" my husband removed his socks and hung them over his head rest. It is amazing how fast that worked.

[Glix]

I just wanted to point out this comment in the UPDATE (FUNNAY!):

"Who in the Frick is Clay Aiken??? Oh well it doens't matter. I don't really care for the story... mainly because I don't know who he is... but even if I did I wouldn't give a rip anyway. I just had to reply because I may not know who Clay Aiken is... but I wanna know! My god that man is sizzlin' hott!!! Can anyone else give me a place where I can find more information about this super sexy man?"