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July 23, 2007

ART UPDATE

Moo.

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Key quote: They looked at the piece ...

... Um ... Never MIND!!!

*Chooses to remain blissfully ignorant*

F&*(#*g morons. that is all.

*brain vapor lock*

Modern art collecting certainly is a high-steaks game.

Some people just have way more money than brains. Not the "artist" mind you, he's perfected the "art" of fleecing stupid millionairs.

Exhibit #1:
"The installation features the body of George Michael pierced by dozens of arrows and attached with cable to a steel post, set in a tank of formaldehyde."

I spent four years in art school and nobody ever mentioned formaldehyde, much less taxidermized beef (unless you count that diner in the East Village that we all had our suspicions about).

George and his boyfriend "splashed out"? Umm...... never mind.

Thanks Val for THAT image.

I think Dave had a T1 line installed on the raft in case he needs to fire Judi.

I prefer it when George Michael is in the news for snorting crack or whacking off in public while intoxicated. You know..the normal stuff "has-beens" do for attention.

*sweep*

shiet...

here we go again LOL

sweep

Hi, Siouxie ... good mornin' ...

sorry...but this is stuck again!!

it's stuck like last time.

judi!!!help!

LOL there...thanks OtheU!

And a good morning to all!

Man, who wouldn't love to have that wonderfulness in their house to look at all day?

Hey, who are we to question George Michael's decisions? It's not like he's ever had any major lapses in judgment before, is it?

*everyone rises*

Good MORning Ms. Siouxie!

*all sit down quietly at their desks and look at Ms. Siouxie expectantly*

hmm class???

Expectant Elephants would take about two years to film ... merely sayin' ...

As my friend Donna would say, anyone who buys that "art" has more dollars than sense. Maybe Michaels is high from sniffing formaldehyde.

Let's see, DH and kids are working on a marvy new piece now, which I will put up to any interested buyer for a mere $100,000 (I don't want to be greedy as I am just starting out). I call this piece "Dog Poop in Red Bucket". Any takers?

The fact that he named one of his pieces "God Only Knows" seems rather apt.

These guys have way, way too much money. Spend it on something worthwhile, friends, charities, hell, send some to me and I'll support my local golf course with it.

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