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July 28, 2007

ADVISORY TO MEMPHIS GOLFERS

Keep an eye out for Fluffy.

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Ooh! A Saturday morning trifecta!!

"She described him as an affectionate snake who likes to snuggle into her thick hair...."

Well, doesn't everyone?

Fluffy? A name for a snake? THAT is the LAST name I would think of for a long, thin, cold feeling, animal with SCALES.

"...stand up on his tail, making him about as tall as a walking cane."

Some near-sighted geezer duffer is gonna mistake him for a five-iron.

Naming him Fluffy so people wouldn't be 'ascared of him did the trick for me. Over here, Fluffy. Nice Fluffyyyyyaieeeeeeeeee.....

More likely some geezer or geezerette would whack him with a five-iron.

Mr. Camera cited for hitting photographer

http://nz.entertainment.yahoo.com/070727/6/117m.html

"He's not a threat," Shields said. "He can't eat anything larger than a rat."

Yeah, that makes me feel real comfortable.

So if we rename Osama bin Laden "Snookums," will that expand our foreign policy options?

She described him as an affectionate snake who likes to snuggle into her thick hair and stand up on his tail, making him about as tall as a walking cane."
Admittedly, she has only noticed this behavior when she has been drinking heavily.


She described him as an affectionate snake who likes to snuggle into her thick hair and stand up on his tail, making him about as tall as a walking cane."
Admittedly, she has only noticed this behavior when she has been drinking heavily.


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