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June 23, 2007

"YOU CAN HAVE MY FIREARM WHEN YOU PRY IT OUT OF MY..."

"...what, you don't want it?"

(Thanks to Sue J)

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First to say, EWWW!

I've heard of stun guns, but not bum guns. Or the butt of a gun, not the gun of a butt...

Never mind.

Man is he lucky he didn't blow that out his ass! Seems to me, the fact that he had it all wrapped up, showed that was a plan he had thought out.

He was arrested in 'Tooting?' How appropriate. And they didn't find the gun until they got to the station - eeps. Coulda been a nasty scene in the squad car.

I hid my stick and it's turnin' brown
To the last inch and it's upside down
I hid my stick and it's turnin' brown

Reginald Sackey he dumped the gun
Reginald Sackey he dumped the gun
Reginald Sackey he dumped the gun
Reginald Sackey he dumped the gun
Reginald Sackey he dumped the gun
Reginald Sackey he dumped the gun
Reginald Sackey he dumped the gun
Reginald Sackey he dumped the gun

Crappiness is a warm gun (Bang bang, shoot shoot)
Crappiness is a warm gun (Bang bang, shoot shoot)
When I holed you, in my bum (whoa yeah)
And I feel your trigger on my sphincter (whoa yeah)
Then I know my body's one fart from serious harm, because
Crappiness is a warm gun, yeah.

Heh, this person should be made an honorary blogit:
I agree with Noggy, there´s been a bum rush of stories this week with things hidden up there. Lucky the police got to the bottom of things.

Posted_by: footlappen

Reggie's quick draw must have been a sight to behold...

And for some reason, I can't get the Dragnet theme out of my head:

Bum be bum bum!
Bum be bum bum BUMM!

I just bet there was tooting in South London.

SNORK at SW!

in all seriousness, is there such a caliber as 8mm? With 9mm being as popular as it is, I just can't imagine 8mm.

PJ: FWIW, I figured the "8mm" must have been a typo made by a non-gun knowledgable reporter, who resides in a largely-disarmed nation where gun control apparently means holding your weapon with both cheeks...

8mm is a Mauser round.
But it also refers to glue guns and staple guns, either of which could cause severe constipation.

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