WY WE LOVE GUYS, REASON 2,039

Guys are romantic.

(Thanks to Baron vonKlyff)

Comments

[fivver]

The key hole had been superglued so firemen had to use hydraulic cutters to release him.

Ya know, if I'd been the guy with the cutters I'd have had to yell "OOPS" at some point.

[Old Fart]

Damn Viagra....

[Wes S.]

If I had a bondage fetish, I think this story would have cured it.

[DeskDiva]

HIYA, WES!!! Long time no see!! :-) How's life?

[DeskDiva]

GRRRRR!

This STOOPID bot. It lets through "Viagra," but a sweet "hello" it fanny-smacks. Ouch!

*rubs fanny*

*makes note to self about Wes's lack of bondage fetish*

[CJrun]

I have two words for our feckless cousins across the Atlantic: bolt cutters. OK 4 words: rubber gloves, bolt cutters....

[nora]

padlock? superglue? his manhood fit in the.... what size padlock was it?

I think I'm missing a key piece of info somewhere.

[Jeff Meyerson]

A pal told The Sun: "God knows what he was up to - but he won't be trying it again in a hurry."

"up to" being the key words here...

I think the cops should have used the old Dean Wormer line: "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

[DeskDiva]

Or maybe just the "key" nora.

[Wes S.]

Hi, Diva. Just sitting here surfing the web.

I should have been at work today, but unfortunately I've come down with strep throat and a sinus infection. So, alas for my employer, I've taken the day off.

[Layzeeboy]

What's the big deal? Mrs. Layzee's had one on mine for years.

[Kathybear]

Wow - a Chinese/Japanese/Korean - whatever... got through in its (not it's) original font...Where's a padlock when you need it? Oh, never mind, we already found that out, didn't we? Hee,hee,hee, hee.... I gotta go to England one of these days....

[Kathybear]

Dagnammit!!! Bot stopped me, too. It's a little late - the *%$#& spammer already got through!

[Cheesewiz]

Hydraulic cutters should never, EVER be on the same page as the word "penis." It's not fair but there it is.

[DaChew]

Just as a side note for the folks here, acetone (also known as "nail polish remover") will desolve super glue. I used to work for a public school district and one of my tasks every summer was to run around to all of the schools shooting acetone into the exterior locks because this was a, as you can imagine, common occurance.
I assure you though, had I been at this particular fire station, I would have kept the information to myself. Cutting the lock off with the hydraulic equipment is way funnier and I don't think the world should miss out on a laugh this good. That is, unless I was the one who had to "handle" the situation. At that point, yeah, I'd have given him a bottle of acetone and pointed to the bathroom. I'm not that committed to comedy.