WY WE LOVE GUYS, REASON 2,039
Guys are romantic.
(Thanks to Baron vonKlyff)
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June 20, 2007
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The key hole had been superglued so firemen had to use hydraulic cutters to release him.
Ya know, if I'd been the guy with the cutters I'd have had to yell "OOPS" at some point.
Posted by: fivver | June 20, 2007 at 05:22 PM
Damn Viagra....
Posted by: Old Fart | June 20, 2007 at 05:23 PM
If I had a bondage fetish, I think this story would have cured it.
Posted by: Wes S. | June 20, 2007 at 05:23 PM
HIYA, WES!!! Long time no see!! :-) How's life?
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 20, 2007 at 05:25 PM
GRRRRR!
This STOOPID bot. It lets through "Viagra," but a sweet "hello" it fanny-smacks. Ouch!
*rubs fanny*
*makes note to self about Wes's lack of bondage fetish*
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 20, 2007 at 05:26 PM
I have two words for our feckless cousins across the Atlantic: bolt cutters. OK 4 words: rubber gloves, bolt cutters....
Posted by: CJrun | June 20, 2007 at 06:01 PM
padlock? superglue? his manhood fit in the.... what size padlock was it?
I think I'm missing a key piece of info somewhere.
Posted by: nora | June 20, 2007 at 06:21 PM
A pal told The Sun: "God knows what he was up to - but he won't be trying it again in a hurry."
"up to" being the key words here...
I think the cops should have used the old Dean Wormer line: "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 20, 2007 at 06:26 PM
Or maybe just the "key" nora.
Posted by: DeskDiva | June 20, 2007 at 06:31 PM
Hi, Diva. Just sitting here surfing the web.
I should have been at work today, but unfortunately I've come down with strep throat and a sinus infection. So, alas for my employer, I've taken the day off.
Posted by: Wes S. | June 20, 2007 at 07:12 PM
What's the big deal? Mrs. Layzee's had one on mine for years.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | June 21, 2007 at 10:14 AM
Wow - a Chinese/Japanese/Korean - whatever... got through in its (not it's) original font...Where's a padlock when you need it? Oh, never mind, we already found that out, didn't we? Hee,hee,hee, hee.... I gotta go to England one of these days....
Posted by: Kathybear | June 21, 2007 at 12:16 PM
Dagnammit!!! Bot stopped me, too. It's a little late - the *%$#& spammer already got through!
Posted by: Kathybear | June 21, 2007 at 12:18 PM
Hydraulic cutters should never, EVER be on the same page as the word "penis." It's not fair but there it is.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | June 21, 2007 at 02:43 PM
Just as a side note for the folks here, acetone (also known as "nail polish remover") will desolve super glue. I used to work for a public school district and one of my tasks every summer was to run around to all of the schools shooting acetone into the exterior locks because this was a, as you can imagine, common occurance.
I assure you though, had I been at this particular fire station, I would have kept the information to myself. Cutting the lock off with the hydraulic equipment is way funnier and I don't think the world should miss out on a laugh this good. That is, unless I was the one who had to "handle" the situation. At that point, yeah, I'd have given him a bottle of acetone and pointed to the bathroom. I'm not that committed to comedy.
Posted by: DaChew | June 21, 2007 at 03:45 PM