THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Now they're using sturgeons.
(Thanks to BJ)
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June 12, 2007
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First? Ouch. Ok I get it. I'm not. No more sturgeons, PLEASE!
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | June 12, 2007 at 02:18 PM
Give it up for "The Leaping Sturgeons"!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | June 12, 2007 at 02:20 PM
The woman was unable to recover damages because she failed to heed the sign in clear view that stated:
BOATERS MUST YIELD TO FLYING FISH
Posted by: Kelley Ritchey | June 12, 2007 at 02:24 PM
You want caviar? I got your caviar right here!
Posted by: master of failure | June 12, 2007 at 02:24 PM
Suwannee, how I love ya, how I love ya . . . but hold the sturgeon.
Posted by: ubetcha | June 12, 2007 at 02:25 PM
Another one I was LTTG on.
I did catch a story on the midday news but couldn't find a link as yet: a woman's car was divebombed by a dead (well, dead now) attack turkey in Orange Country (NY).
Shades of Les Nessman!
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 12, 2007 at 02:30 PM
In April, a leaping sturgeon severely injured a 50-year-old woman from St. Petersburg who was riding a personal watercraft on the Suwannee River. She suffered a ruptured spleen and had three fingers reattached by surgeons, but she lost her left pinkie finger and a tooth.
Glad they were clear about reporting that the fingers were reattached by surgeons, not sturgeons.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 12, 2007 at 02:32 PM
Like a sturgeon,
Flying for the very first time,....
Posted by: CJrun | June 12, 2007 at 02:36 PM
not. funny. CJ.
Posted by: Madonna | June 12, 2007 at 02:47 PM
*vows to stops saying "when sturgeons fly!"*
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | June 12, 2007 at 03:25 PM
Roe, roe, roe your boat
Down the river wide
Warily, warily, warily, warily:
"Sturgeon! Starboard side!"
Posted by: SW | June 12, 2007 at 03:56 PM
"Spanking Fish" WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Bethie | June 12, 2007 at 04:56 PM
"Great Leaping Sturgeons!"
Posted by: Yosemite Sam | June 12, 2007 at 10:51 PM
Obviously the squirrels, in little wetsuits, are infiltrating and inflaming the normally peaceful sturgeon community
Posted by: Betsy | June 13, 2007 at 09:37 AM