THERE IS NOTHING LOWER
(Thanks to Sue Jenkins)
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June 22, 2007
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Was Walter a "rustled" mammal part (not a female part, of course) at one point in time?
Posted by: Kathybear | June 22, 2007 at 06:33 PM
Sorry, I forgot - Walter is only a walrus part, not a oceanic "marine Mammal"...
Posted by: Kathybear | June 22, 2007 at 06:34 PM
"So, what are you in for?"
"Aggravated assault and armed robbery. You?"
"Rustling female marine mammal parts."
"You disgust me."
Posted by: Lairbo | June 22, 2007 at 06:37 PM
Woohoo, get out the dynamite, and let's remove the temptation!
Posted by: Flash | June 22, 2007 at 06:37 PM
I bet the Oregan Parks people export the carcass to Washington....
Posted by: CJrun | June 22, 2007 at 06:39 PM
Unless tha truck tips over or blows another valve, although with whale remains, it'd have to be a big valve...
Posted by: Kathybear | June 22, 2007 at 06:44 PM
Why in the freaking hell is that illegal? Aren't they essentially helping them to remove the giant carcass from the beach?
Posted by: Bethie | June 22, 2007 at 08:06 PM
"But she wasn't usin' it no more, officer! Honest!"
Posted by: Whale Part Rustler | June 22, 2007 at 08:10 PM
"But she wasn't usin' it no more, officer! Honest!"
Posted by: Whale Part Rustler | June 22, 2007 at 08:13 PM
"But she wasn't usin' it no more, officer! Honest!"
Posted by: Whale Part Rustler | June 22, 2007 at 08:15 PM
"But she wasn't usin' it no more, officer! Honest!"
Posted by: Whale Part Rustler | June 22, 2007 at 08:16 PM
Erm, harpoon, anybody? For the spammer...
Posted by: Glix | June 22, 2007 at 10:31 PM
"Marine Mammal Stranding Network Coordinator"? Really?
MMSNC- "Okay, listen up - here are today's assignments:
Shamu - around noon, head over to Pismo and spook some surfers. Do that breach thing that freaks them out.
Free Willy - hey, it may be free, but put it back in your pants until after I'm done talkin', ok?
Keiko- grab some bad krill and beach yourself just north of the pier. Then, when a crowd gathers, fart.
And let's be careful out there, ok?"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 22, 2007 at 11:52 PM
That's funny. In Florence (just south of Newport, OR). they deal with beached whales this way.
Posted by: Brad | June 23, 2007 at 07:09 AM
"It's a federal crime to take that stuff from this natuaraly deceased whale, now give them back so we can bury them! We'll be damned if anything vaugely good comes of this."
yep that's the sound of government doing what it does best.
...not that im sure why people wanted whale parts, but aparently they had a reason.
Posted by: Joben | June 23, 2007 at 08:25 AM
The government claims solving the illegal immagration
problem is far too big and complex to solve. Yet, it
seems there is plenty of time and government resorces
to resolve this "rustled mammal parts" crisis.
Supposedly, the government can solve the bogus
global warming crisis, but the Iraq War is too much
to resolve.
"Just shut up !!"
Posted by: Gangus NeoKan | June 23, 2007 at 01:57 PM