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June 25, 2007

THANKS, BUT WE'LL STICK WITH NARCOTICS

Whipping Therapy

(Thanks to DavCat14)

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*takes out her whip*


Ok, who's depressed???

I think it could work. "Get A grip on yourself, or Sergei will do it for you... WITH HIS WHIP!!"
"Uh depressed, no no I couldn't be happier. La La La. Life is great. Don't kill me."

there's gonna be lots of happy masochists.

thank you sir, can i have another?!

Sorry Crossgirl, we only whip depressed people.

"what do you want, you miserable piece of filth!"

"i've been depressed lately..."

"so you want me to beat you until your encrimsoned back, yields some color to your drab, timid, grub-like existence?"

"well, i really needed a prescription renewed but... what happened to the old receptionist?"

" 'doctor' speransky was very naughty , and i sent him home, i am mistress endorphia."

"didn't you used to do the filing?"

"we're all the same staff. the transition was minuscule, much like your gonads, worm! now, drop your pants and hand over your insurance card! the safe word is 'copayment'!"

No wonder I've been blue lately. I've not been spanked enough!

casey, I'm sure any one of our wonderful blog boys would be happy to help you out there ;-)

No one expected The Inqusition!

... Sergei Speransky, is a very well known figure in Novosibirsk.

Undoubtfully ...

I'd have to say this just about sums up Russia.

"Beat me until I'm happy, or see colors, whichever comes FIRST!"

Sorta like "... banging me head against the wall so I feel better when I stop ..."

lines up for spankings be hind casey.

How much Vodka was behind this concept?

How much Vodka was behind this concept?

Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | 12:01 PM on June 25, 2007

ALL OF IT!

...And to help keep costs down, still photos and videos of the "treatments" will be available at www.crimsontushy.com for a nominal fee...

I bet those sessions are so not a turn on for him. I bet Bill O'Reilly could do a story on it too! Or maybe he'll just have to stick to the lesbians kissing on a school bus story.

"The beating will continue until morale improves."

This gives a whole new meaning to being addicted to smack.

Somehow I think Tom Cruise is gonna love this.

So Guantanamo Bay is just a large hospital for depressed and suicidal patients?

The whipping therapy becomes much more efficient when a patients receives the punishment from a person of the opposite sex. It also helps of the member of the opposite sex is nekkid

Interesting idea this whipping business. It has worked for centuries with horses and even circus tigers, so why shouldn't it work with humans ? Let alone in the presence of the opposite sex. And, if one adds to it Mr Speransky's name, HOPE in English,there is every chance this will become a major success the world over. So,fellow human beings, let us all whip one another on a daily basis !

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