THANKS, BUT WE'LL STICK WITH NARCOTICS
(Thanks to DavCat14)
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*takes out her whip*
Ok, who's depressed???
Posted by: Siouxie | June 25, 2007 at 11:31 AM
I think it could work. "Get A grip on yourself, or Sergei will do it for you... WITH HIS WHIP!!"
"Uh depressed, no no I couldn't be happier. La La La. Life is great. Don't kill me."
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | June 25, 2007 at 11:35 AM
there's gonna be lots of happy masochists.
thank you sir, can i have another?!
Posted by: crossgirl | June 25, 2007 at 11:36 AM
Sorry Crossgirl, we only whip depressed people.
Posted by: Ivan Greenbergski | June 25, 2007 at 11:38 AM
"what do you want, you miserable piece of filth!"
"i've been depressed lately..."
"so you want me to beat you until your encrimsoned back, yields some color to your drab, timid, grub-like existence?"
"well, i really needed a prescription renewed but... what happened to the old receptionist?"
" 'doctor' speransky was very naughty , and i sent him home, i am mistress endorphia."
"didn't you used to do the filing?"
"we're all the same staff. the transition was minuscule, much like your gonads, worm! now, drop your pants and hand over your insurance card! the safe word is 'copayment'!"
Posted by: insomniac | June 25, 2007 at 11:40 AM
No wonder I've been blue lately. I've not been spanked enough!
Posted by: casey | June 25, 2007 at 11:42 AM
casey, I'm sure any one of our wonderful blog boys would be happy to help you out there ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | June 25, 2007 at 11:47 AM
No one expected The Inqusition!
... Sergei Speransky, is a very well known figure in Novosibirsk.
Undoubtfully ...
Posted by: kibby F5™ | June 25, 2007 at 11:53 AM
I'd have to say this just about sums up Russia.
"Beat me until I'm happy, or see colors, whichever comes FIRST!"
Sorta like "... banging me head against the wall so I feel better when I stop ..."
Posted by: kibby F5™ | June 25, 2007 at 11:55 AM
lines up for spankings be hind casey.
Posted by: crossgirl | June 25, 2007 at 11:59 AM
How much Vodka was behind this concept?
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | June 25, 2007 at 12:01 PM
How much Vodka was behind this concept?
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | 12:01 PM on June 25, 2007
ALL OF IT!
Posted by: kibby F5™ | June 25, 2007 at 12:13 PM
...And to help keep costs down, still photos and videos of the "treatments" will be available at www.crimsontushy.com for a nominal fee...
Posted by: Wes S. | June 25, 2007 at 12:34 PM
I bet those sessions are so not a turn on for him. I bet Bill O'Reilly could do a story on it too! Or maybe he'll just have to stick to the lesbians kissing on a school bus story.
Posted by: Bethie | June 25, 2007 at 12:53 PM
"The beating will continue until morale improves."
Posted by: Bill | June 25, 2007 at 12:53 PM
This gives a whole new meaning to being addicted to smack.
Posted by: This Won't Hurt A Bit | June 25, 2007 at 02:58 PM
Somehow I think Tom Cruise is gonna love this.
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | June 25, 2007 at 03:55 PM
So Guantanamo Bay is just a large hospital for depressed and suicidal patients?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | June 25, 2007 at 05:27 PM
The whipping therapy becomes much more efficient when a patients receives the punishment from a person of the opposite sex. It also helps of the member of the opposite sex is nekkid
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | June 26, 2007 at 02:21 AM
Interesting idea this whipping business. It has worked for centuries with horses and even circus tigers, so why shouldn't it work with humans ? Let alone in the presence of the opposite sex. And, if one adds to it Mr Speransky's name, HOPE in English,there is every chance this will become a major success the world over. So,fellow human beings, let us all whip one another on a daily basis !
Posted by: dd | June 26, 2007 at 05:49 AM