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June 18, 2007

SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE NO. 2,039

The Plague of Hares in Milan

(Thanks to Cheryl Howard)

(Yes, "Hare Plague" would be a good name etc.)

Comments

Airport bosses are baffled as to why the hare population at Linate has risen so dramatically in the past few months.

Duh.

Ubetcha, I came here to say that...

Sorry casey, I assumed no one was home after three 1st in a row.

or 1sts? Firsts? Whatever...

Rabbit Roundup WBAGNFA Saturday morning kiddy show.

I guess they're having a bad hare day.

Hare today....coniglio cacciatore tomorrow!

Seems to me we're all missing out on the big picture, here. Hares are rodents; squirrels are rodents, ergo the entire rodent family is being recruited into the international terrorism on war campaign.

i suppose now, the rabbit population will need a hare cut.

Seems like trying to land a plane in Milan would be a rather hare raising experience!

So much for rabbit transit.

If the rabbit round up is successful, it will just be another case of hare today, gone tomorrow!

Hereford: Hares aren't rodents. They're lagomorphs. Thus ends today's science lesson.

Hares are not the only natural hazard to afflict Linate: it's also prone to bouts of dense fog. What with them being baffled at the increase in hares, it's no surprise that thye have bouts of dense fog - emphasis on the dense...

Oh, and maybe they thought it was a hareport.

Whose hare brained idea was it to have the airport mascot be a fluffy bunny?

They were milano-plying like rabbits.

Nair?

Maybe they were maintenance hares. Tightening the aircrafts'ribbits.

Hares aren't rodents. They're lagomorphs.
A rodent by any other name would still smell... bad.

Perhaps they should add bunny stew to the airport menu?

I tried to find a rabbit at the butcher shop for Easter dinner but these dang city butchers don't carry them. The neighbors might get worried if I brought my compound bow out to harvest one from the backyard. City by-laws, harrumph.

*SNORK* Stevie!

Hey Milan. Here at our local airport the runways are infested with coyotes (ISIANMTU). I think we can work a deal.

*SNORK* at everybody! with an extra *snk* for Annie:)

*SNORK* at everybody! with an extra *snk* for Annie:)

Rabbit is a popular dish in Italy. Maybe they could round em up and have a big ol' "Bunny"BQ.

and an "fu" for the hypersensitive Bot.

Airport bosses are baffled as to why the hare population at Linate has risen so dramatically in the past few months.

"It started just after that cargo plane full of hare restorer crashed" they added.

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