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June 15, 2007

SCIENTISTS SINCE 1942

Willing to lie.

(Thanks to bruce)

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Yes they lie.

That's between my marriage package and the Mrs......

Well they are probably men trying to comfort themselves. You women should have some respect.

And it does include the wedding tackle....

I have a question. Why is someone looking for this information in the first place?

keeping up with the Holmes's

When faced with a choice between the bulge in the front and the one in the back pocket, you just know which one the gals are gonna choose.

BTW, on the subject of stupid criminals, earlier this week 2 guys decdied to rip off the Soweto home of Desmomd Tutu, they were nailed when they tried to hock his Nobel Peace Prize medal. Darwin award candidates for sure.

Well it just seems like a sad waste of time, what with trouser snakes and boyfriend pants needing so much more attention! *honestly, I don't have a clue what that means!*

Mot, you're so right. Only one can buy me all the strappy sandals I want. Then again...

Her: Is that looks and personality in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Him: I was in the pool!!!

A show of hands by all men who are willing to let a snake bite their "willy," please.....

yeah.... that's what I thought

Wylie and Eardley also looked at the bizarre practices used by men worldwide to enhance the size of their penis, including the Topinama of Brazil, who encourage poisonous snakes to bite their penises to enlarge them for six months!

Wasn't there a blog item last week or so about Mick Jagger sticking his wedding tackle in a beehive or something in hopes they'd sting him and increase its puny size?

Well, if they want it to get bigger, they should just rub it for awhile...

"They report that Indian Sadhus men are known to use weights to increase the length of their penis and Dayak men in Borneo pierce the glans of their penis and insert items into the holes to stimulate their partner."

NOOO WAAAAY!!!

"They report that Indian Sadhus men are known to use weights to increase the length of their penis and Dayak men in Borneo pierce the glans of their penis and insert items into the holes to stimulate their partner."

NOOO WAAAAY!!!

I just had to repeat myself...

Mot. *glares* Shame. It's what he's packin' in his SKULL that attracts me.

Small micropenis? Sorry, size matters a little bit.

The Eardley bird measures the worm.
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Published in BJU International? Ya gotta be kidding.
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"...they discovered that average erect penises ranged from ...12-13cm (4.7 to 5.1 inches) in girth." "Two studies reported that 90 per cent of women prefer a wide penis to a long one."

No wonder more and more women today are familiar with the value of pi.
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"The review also provided little evidence of racial differences, with the exception of one Korean study where the men had smaller than average-sized penises. The authors suggest this area needs further investigation."

Surprisingly, they are having difficulty finding volunteers do the further investigation.

I stopped reading at: "encourage snakes to bite them" - anything after that was just denouement.

Not funny ...

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