NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT

The gay bomb.

(Thanks to Jeff Renner)

Comments

[Use to be addicted to 24]

Only if it matches their boots.

[Eleanor]

This is a joke, right?

[baligurl]

"In a variation on that idea, researchers pondered a "Who? Me?" bomb, which would simulate flatulence in enemy ranks. "

This already exists. At my house.

[Bethie]

Okay, forgive the pun, but a gay bomb could really backfire.

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[baligurl]

Uh...whut?

[tw]

I believe Mucha is saying that he knows a place in Mexico where he can get you a great deal on some really neat Chinese shoes!

[ScottMGS]

Or Powerleveling.

[Cheryl Howard]

I thought that the military was strictly "don't ask, don't tell"?

[Just Ducky]

Cheryl, in this case, it's more like "don't ask; don't smell." ;-)

[insomniac]

all i can think of is the character from 'flesh gordon' who said "i was alone when the s3x ray hit. it was h3ll."

[blurk]

Man, that's a WHOLE nuther level of friendly fire.

[blurk]

Gay bomb...man, that's a WHOLE nuther level of friendly fire.

[blurk]

Stupid Friggin' #%$#@&% bot!!!!!!!!1

Where's my shotgun???!!!!

[Meanie the Blue]

Reminds me more of .....

[Agent 86]

Hey, KAOS created the "nude" bomb to use on the U.S., it only seems fair for us to have the "gay" version. Just another case of the Brits being jealous of our initiative.

[SW]

Lol, blurk!

[Jazzzz]

Blurk.....yer killin' me

[Siouxie]

damn I missed so much!!!

I am back!!

[Annie Where-but-here]

So that's what Richard Simmons has been up to.

[DeskDiva]

blurk, Darlin' - I just nearly snorked a piece of tomato up my nose on account o' you!

(Not that I should have even had that piece of tomato in the first place. Oh, no - I asked for my taco salad sans tomato. Did I get it that way? Of course not. *sigh*)

[SW]

Lol at aw's poor li'l misunderstood Richard Simmons.

[nora]

I wonder if you could get a mini-bomb for parties?

[nora]

Also revenge would be much more fun than just egging someone's car or toilet papering their house.

I also liked the bad breath bomb idea-- but what about those people who enjoy eating onion and sausage for lunch? The body odor bomb would discriminate against most Phish fans, too. I can see where the gov't had a *hard* time picking which bomb to send through for more testing...

[Boo Augustus]

I want all my HRC dontations to go toward research and development of the gay bomb. It can be deployed at the Republican National Convention. (Dave, you'll get advanced warning to vacate . . . don't want Karl Rove coming after you).

[queensbee]

i think its a plot by the late jerry falwell myself. actually, i just like saying the late jerry falwell.

[otis wildflower]

Oops, Agent 86 got here too quick..

Missed it... by THAT much!

http://imdb.com/title/tt0081249/

[Glix]

I thought about changing this up, but it barely needs it.
"GIRL SIR!
I wanna take blast you to with a gay bar bomb,
I wanna take blast you to with a gay bar bomb,
I wanna take blast you to with a gay bar bomb, gay bar bomb, gay bar bomb.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At With a gay bar bomb, gay bar bomb, gay bar bomb.
Wow!
At with the gay bar bomb.
Now Tell me do ya?, but do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
at on the gay bar bomb, gay bar bomb, gay bar bomb.

(Pause)

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the It's a gay bar bomb, gay bar bomb, gay bar bomb.

Wow!

You're a superstar, at with the gay bar bomb.
You're a superstar, at with the gay bar bomb.
Yeah! you're a superstar, yeah at with the gay bar bomb.
You're a superstar, at with the gay bar bomb.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar