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June 29, 2007

COME ON BACK, RICHARD GERE

(Thanks to Justin Barber)

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gerbil + condom = ???????

Anyone feel passionate enough to wear the crown of Condom King? Any volunteers?


Buehler....


Buehler.....


Buehler.......

I always forget; which is hotter, the condom vindaloo or the condom tandoori?

"Cabbages and Condoms,"

pass.

Oh, better far to live and die
Under the Trojan™ flag I fly,
Than play a sanctimonious part,
With a latex head and libidinous heart.
Away to the cheating world go you,
Where condoms all are well-to-do;
But I’ll be true to the song I sing,
And live and die a Condom King.

For I am a Condom King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Condom King!

For I am a Condom King!
(You are! Hurrah for our Condom King!)
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Condom King.
(It is! Hurrah for our Condom King!)
Hurrah for the Condom King!

When I’m snaking forth to seek my prey
I help myself in a royal way.
I protect from diseases, yes, ‘tis true,
As a well-made condom ought to do;
But many a man with a first-class wick,
Must watch me lest my balloon he prick,
And manage somehow to get through
More pleasant work than ever I do,

For I am a Condom King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Condom King!

For I am a Condom King!
(You are! Hurrah for our Condom King!)
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Condom King.
(It is! Hurrah for our Condom King!)
Hurrah for the Condom King!

He has to feel passionately about the cause...

That and be able to withstand wearing a latex condom over his entire body in 185 degree heat.

Snork at DD but thanks a lot for ruining the best song of the show. Do you know the movie version with Kevin Kline? Oh, my.

From the Wizzer of Odds -
"If I were King of the foreskin..."

LOL Mare! I know. I'll never listen to it the same way again!

*SNORK* @ DDiva!

It's the duty of a king to produce an heir, but the Condom King always has trouble with that...

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