ADVISORY TO AIR TRAVELERS

Be sure to request a non-sewage flight.

(Thanks to Cheryl Howard)

Comments

[crossgirl]

retch

[CJrun]

So wait, they were transporting sewage to Newark? That's just poor planning....

[Cat R.]

Icky poo.

[wickedwitch]

too quick for me, CJ. i was thinking the same thing. at least they landed in the appropriate place for the clean-up. and why would anyone consider having a meal while on this flying out-house?

[Jeff Meyerson]

I was forced to sit next to human excrement for seven hours," said Brock.

"But then K-Fed got off," she added.

Seriously, though, I don't get this. Aren't planes always "accidentally" dropping frozen balls of urine (GNFARB) on people's houses? Couldn't they just jettison it over - oh, I don't know - say, the frickin' OCEAN?

(Second choice: downtown Newark.)

[fivver]

Jeff, I'm still trying to figure out how after all night on the ground with a lavatory problem the plane apparently took off with full holding tanks.

[CJrun]

Incontinental Airlines?

[Jay Griffin]

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[fivver]

kind of ot rant:
I'm renewing my passport and just called the State Department (YES, of the United States) Passport Help Line with a question. "To continue in English press 1, en Espanole, dos".

sigh...

[Cheryl Howard]

Cj has written a book? Does Dave know about this?

[angel]

They were serving food among the sewage. dear god... If there was an air marshal on board I'd be begging him to shoot me.

[casey]

Weren't these passengers on their way to New Jersey? Maybe Incontinetal Airlines was just preparing them for their arrival.

[fivver]

psssst Cheryl. Since I'm apparently on ignore, send Dave this.

[casey]

And please allow me to insert the obligatory

"I'm tired of these mutha-effin turds on this mutha-effin plane!"

[Born blonde]

Is this a new version of the mile-high club thingy?

[DeskDiva]

Oh, dear GOD I hope not!

[Drew]

I love that they were asked to "monitor what comes out the other end".

[Suzy Q]

All your turds are belong to us.

[DeskDiva]

*hands turds to Suzy Q*

Okaaaaay....

[nora]

"I felt like i had been physically abused and neglected"... This guy has obviously never been physically abused or neglected. He's also gosh-darn lucky he didn't live in pre-revolution France! Or England, or quite a few small present-day countries. At least he wrangled a voucher (he can sell on ebay!) out of his oppression.

[CJrun]

I wrote a book? Where's my dang royalties?

[fivver]

Continental, The Proud Bird With the Golden Tail Runs.

[CJrun]

*snork, snork, snork*

[Jeff Meyerson]

fivver, I sent that one in this morning. No luck.

I saw the news story at 6 and they had the guy with the "abuse" line on. Still, it was really really disgusting. They told them not to eat or drink too much during the flight!

WTFBBQ?!

Why didn't they fix it the night before, or just TURN BACK and get a clean plane?

And the best part (well, maybe I mean the worst part but it's hard to distinguish) is that Incontinental gave each passenger a $500 voucher for a FUTURE FLIGHT!!!

One can assume the lawsuits will follow. They certainly would have if it had been me.