WOMEN OF BRISBANE
You may soon start noticing that the family car is remaining remarkably clean.
(Thanks to OzGeorge, followed by many others)
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May 21, 2007
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"A police spokeswoman said today no complaints had been received."----It must be a very good show, indeed.
Posted by: Bethie | May 21, 2007 at 05:03 PM
WHAT? Oh, they're using recycled water? Well, ok then.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 21, 2007 at 05:06 PM
don't they mean, "..given
go ahead"??Maybe they don't mean that.
But I think Blurk is charting a course for Brisbane in the hopes they mean that.
Blurk likes to go down under.
I hear.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 21, 2007 at 05:07 PM
*wonders why that topless bar/shooting range - Hooters & Shooters never took off*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 21, 2007 at 05:07 PM
*smothered giggle* @ Punkin Poo...that was vf, as El would say!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 21, 2007 at 05:10 PM
Annie - wasn't that one of blurk and Wyo's ventures? They both like big guns and big "guns."
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 21, 2007 at 05:14 PM
Just tryin' to visit the bush is all.
Posted by: blurk | May 21, 2007 at 05:16 PM
For shame! You should know that wildlife area is protected.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 21, 2007 at 05:18 PM
OT alert:
For my barbecue students, I've added a link that will answer many if not all of your questions.
/OT
We now return you to your regularly scheduled weekly hours-long wait for the 24 post. ;-)
Posted by: WriterDude | May 21, 2007 at 05:18 PM
Hey, least I didn't say the outback.
Posted by: blurk | May 21, 2007 at 05:19 PM
WD - WTFBBQ??
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 21, 2007 at 05:20 PM
Afternoon, people...
So..NO MEN??? that is SO not fair! I want
to oogle at hunky guysmy car clean too!!!Posted by: Siouxie | May 21, 2007 at 05:21 PM
I hear there's lots of bushes down under, blurk.
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 21, 2007 at 05:22 PM
**SNORK!!** @ blurk
Oh, y'all, I just had THE best 5-minute massage EVER sitting right in my chair at work. I'm a limp all over as a puddle of half-set Jell-o. Deee-lish.
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 21, 2007 at 05:23 PM
Annie -- Ed Zachary.
Posted by: WriterDude | May 21, 2007 at 05:25 PM
For Mary's Kids:
Ahem...That business venture is an exploitation of the fairer
sexgender and should be closed down immediately.See??!!
No mention of wet, slippery or anything.
I'm proud.
Posted by: blurk | May 21, 2007 at 05:26 PM
Do they offer pre-wash scotch-guarding?
Posted by: master of failure | May 21, 2007 at 05:27 PM
So, what, blurk - now you're a Marine?
(DON'T HIT ME! I'm only kidding!)
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 21, 2007 at 05:29 PM
PS, blurk - Suck up! ;-)
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 21, 2007 at 05:29 PM
*puts away duct tape*
I'm proud of you too, blurk.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 21, 2007 at 05:30 PM
Did someone say 'hot wax'?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 21, 2007 at 05:33 PM
Blurk - Just so you
can fantasizeknow - my girls can soap up the windshield of a pickup in one swoop!"Hey! Turn those wipers off! Ouch! Ahhh! Eeeech!"
(new meaning to the purple nurple)
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 21, 2007 at 05:34 PM
No, but I did mention Jell-o.
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 21, 2007 at 05:34 PM
Well I was gonna use the tape, Annie...but wax is always better.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 21, 2007 at 05:35 PM
Buff-in-the-buff.
Posted by: SW | May 21, 2007 at 05:36 PM
My car overheats as it is.
Posted by: SW | May 21, 2007 at 05:37 PM
It's not the car I'd be worried about, Stevie.
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 21, 2007 at 05:39 PM
Been there, done that, got the sunburn. The outback is very... private.
No, not the carwash - but I have been to Brisbane; maybe time to schedule another visit.
Posted by: Clean Hands | May 21, 2007 at 05:44 PM
I drive a pick-up truck.
Just throwin' that out there.
Posted by: blurk | May 21, 2007 at 05:44 PM
You could always pay for the trip by getting the wife a temp job while you're down there, CH.
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 21, 2007 at 05:45 PM
There's no incentive for us gals "Down Under"...what with all the men talking 'bout their shrimps on the barbie.
I mean..really! shrimps??
Posted by: Siouxie | May 21, 2007 at 05:48 PM
They had one of these in Montreal a few years back...it was great...errr, I mean, I hear that it was very popular...
Posted by: AFKAT | May 21, 2007 at 05:49 PM
and blurkie's pick-up is very, very dirty.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 21, 2007 at 05:50 PM
I don't think she'd appreciate being stuck back here in the States while I galivant about the Outback, or even just stay in Brizzie. :-P
Posted by: Clean Hands | May 21, 2007 at 05:50 PM
Diva, I don't think CH spends THAT much time down there iykwim...
Posted by: Siouxie | May 21, 2007 at 05:50 PM
Wallaby danged! ROFLMAO, Siouxie!!!
Maybe if it were more like a kangaroo tail or sumpthin'. Just thinkin' out loud here.
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 21, 2007 at 05:51 PM
(the roflmao was for the shrimps comment, Siou)
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 21, 2007 at 05:52 PM
and what type of surface do you have in the bed of that truck, blurk? Wouldn't want anyone to pick up any splinters or anyhing.
Posted by: mm | May 21, 2007 at 05:53 PM
Siouxie - didgeridoo what I do?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 21, 2007 at 05:54 PM
(I figured that)
Posted by: Siouxie | May 21, 2007 at 05:54 PM
wowsa, Annie...that's a big one!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 21, 2007 at 05:56 PM
*SNORK* @ Annie's dirtyness.
Up here in Maine, we offer a wash-n-lube.
Just throwing THAT out there....
*hears the voices of the Ghosts of Bloggers Past begging me to take the high road......but WTFBBQ - they're DEAD! Whoo hoo!!*
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 21, 2007 at 05:56 PM
mm - he has a very dirty bedliner.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 21, 2007 at 05:56 PM
Heh! You call that a digeridoo? Now, THIS is a digeridoo!
(This post has been stripped of its link to offensive, NSFW, and possibly exclamatory material, and the poster has been sacked.)
Posted by: Clean Hands | May 21, 2007 at 05:57 PM
No, CH, I meant that she could get a job at ... oh, never mind!
>-(
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 21, 2007 at 05:59 PM
Ok.....have to go make dinner now.....
Y'all have a great nite!!
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 21, 2007 at 05:59 PM
(Watch out for falling m00ses!)
(Did I mention that it's near midnight back in Sweden, where my hypocanthus or whatevertheheck still thinks I am?)
(Great, boundless silliness exudes from me when I get this tired...)
(Sorry.)
(Sorta.)
Posted by: Clean Hands | May 21, 2007 at 05:59 PM
Niters Punkin!!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 21, 2007 at 06:00 PM
"Up here in Maine, we offer a wash-n-lube."
Punkin - THIS is why I love you. :-)
(WHAT high road? They tore it up weeks ago to put up a new Wal-Mart.)
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 21, 2007 at 06:03 PM
Make me Malibu shine, girl
Make me Malibu shine
Please be takin' your time, girl
Just make me Malibu shine
Posted by: SW | May 21, 2007 at 06:04 PM
(Or maybe it was a P0rn-o-Rama. I can never keep those two straight.)
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 21, 2007 at 06:04 PM
...with sheets that match the bedliner.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 21, 2007 at 06:05 PM
And they're flannel.
Camoflauge flannel.
Posted by: blurk | May 21, 2007 at 06:14 PM
to match your eyes.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 21, 2007 at 06:18 PM
Hmmm...I'm thinking I could open the "male" nude carwash..."Siouxie's Suds & Studs". No need to buy window squeegees. ;-)
I'm BRILLIANT!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 21, 2007 at 06:19 PM
Psssssst, Siouxie......That's NOT turtle wax!
No, really - g'nite!
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 21, 2007 at 06:22 PM
Siouxie - for something like that, what is the suggested tip?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 21, 2007 at 06:23 PM
And WHERE do you put it, Annie???
(the tip, I mean.)
(The MONEY tip, I mean)
(Oh fuggeddabouddit)
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 21, 2007 at 06:25 PM
Punkin, no really, good nite.... :)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 21, 2007 at 06:26 PM
"Texas Medium."
(This was what was stamped on the condoms supplied to the Soviets during WWII, after Stalin asked us to supply them... in a 16" size.)
Posted by: Clean Hands | May 21, 2007 at 06:29 PM
"you call that a shine, matilda? i want to see your ramparts in that shine!"
Posted by: insomniac | May 21, 2007 at 06:32 PM
Punkin, I KNOW ;-)
Annie, I guess we can have the guys wear a little money pouch?? hmmm we need a research committee!
Ladies???
Posted by: Siouxie | May 21, 2007 at 06:34 PM
LOL @ CH's Texas Mediums...oh my!!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 21, 2007 at 06:36 PM
Siouxie, I suppose you'll want that pouch off to the side a bit so the, uh... change doesn't scratch the finish on the car. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 21, 2007 at 06:39 PM
Siouxie - may I recommend they wear a small sporran at your
Klear Kilt Kwickie Klean
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 21, 2007 at 06:40 PM
well at least with the usual dirtiness in here, there is "something" getting cleaned for a change...
Posted by: Agent Rickenstien | May 21, 2007 at 06:41 PM
Hmmm good ideas! sporran OFF to the side. It also won't interfere with the window cleaning.
*swish* *swish*
Posted by: Siouxie | May 21, 2007 at 06:47 PM
Siou - are you trying to tell us you're a little "swishy?"
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 21, 2007 at 06:54 PM
No, DD, but she likes her men a little swishy (but not too
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 21, 2007 at 07:00 PM
DD, apparently they are all off gettin' "swishy" in private...hehe!
Posted by: Dr. Rickenstien | May 21, 2007 at 07:00 PM
...just not wishy-washy.
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 21, 2007 at 07:01 PM
...just not wishy-washy.
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 21, 2007 at 07:01 PM
I myself will continue to get "sloshy" for tonight's activities. *chucks Coors Light in trash, grabs bottle of cheap whiskey*
Posted by: Dr. Rickenstien | May 21, 2007 at 07:03 PM
Yay, Rick! You're so fun when you're loopy.
And I'm soooo ready for 24... my disbelief is already suspended...
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 21, 2007 at 07:06 PM
...and I was 69th.
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 21, 2007 at 07:08 PM
*ooh, I think I killed the thread and the 24 post isn't even up, yet*
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 21, 2007 at 07:18 PM
Nope. SOME of us is still 'round.
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 21, 2007 at 07:24 PM
*whew*
I wouldn't want to be blogshunned for breaking the blog!
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 21, 2007 at 07:25 PM
No, no. That only happens when you badmouth the bot.
*bows down*
All hail the botgod!
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 21, 2007 at 07:28 PM
*looks for blurks duct tape to prevent badblogging the bot*
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 21, 2007 at 07:32 PM
Didn't work. Captchad again.
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 21, 2007 at 07:33 PM
Buff the station wagon
Scrub the SUV
And frolic in recycled mist
While you're clad so scantily
Little bits of fabric
You're nearly in the buff
And skinny strings of waxen floss
They barely hide your muff!
Oh....
Posted by: SW | May 21, 2007 at 09:07 PM
Live near there. Can tell you. It's $150 for a so so job. They had to clean my car at least three times!
Posted by: Dazzle | May 21, 2007 at 09:08 PM
Guys, if you don't remember this classic movie scene, you will from now on.
Posted by: SW | May 21, 2007 at 09:23 PM
Ok...I'm ready for the non 24 blog bar
Posted by: Siouxie | May 21, 2007 at 10:20 PM
LTTG, Siouxie but I'll check anyway.
*hops behind blogbar*
What'll you have?
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 21, 2007 at 11:12 PM
"Sir, I see there are still a few water spots on your car. Would you like me to rub one out for you?" Huh - what? Oh excuse me; I was dreaming.
Posted by: SW | May 21, 2007 at 11:37 PM
Gee, I ain't never simul'd with a robot before.
Posted by: S(tevie) W | May 21, 2007 at 11:45 PM
Stevie, you kill me.
On topic, we have one of these here in at a strip club in rural MA every Father's Day. It's always well attended.
Posted by: ubetcha | May 22, 2007 at 12:11 AM
"Sir, if you don't mind me saying, I've been noticing your gearshift. May I polish your knob for you?"
WHO KEEPS WAKING ME???!!!!
Posted by: SW | May 22, 2007 at 01:03 AM