WHY WE NEED CAMERA PHONES

Reason number 739.

(Thanks to DavCat)

Comments

[Edgar Greenberg]

Eww, did NOT need to see that.

[WriterDude]

Surely the hats in front are overkill.

[OtheU(manity)]

That's quite a birthday present for the Queen ... eh?

[WriterDude]

Could this be why the Queen is over here?

[WriterDude]

Could this be why the Queen is over here?

[WriterDude]

I swear I only clicked once...

[Annie Where-but-here]

THIS is ok, but that school funraiser in Denmark is a no-no? Is there (not their) no justice(not David) in the world (not whirled)?!

[Annie Where-but-here]

When Victoria's Secret advertises "40 to 50% off", are they talking about their prices or their clothes?

[From Another World]

An Army spokesman said: “This is harmless fun.”

Um - Tell that to my brain. There is no amount of brain bleach which will erase that from my corneas.

[Annie Where-but-here]

I will never use another feather duster. Not that I ever did before.

[CJrun]

I'll bet Iggy writes a song about it....

[From Another World]

There are feather dusters and then there are FEATHER DUSTERS.

Size matters.

[Meanie the Blue]

Ah, yes. The Sun brings us the moons.

Cruel, Britannia!

[Wyo Cowboy]

Ha!, Meanie.

another snork.

[Wyo Cowboy]

any body still out there?

Hmmmmmmmm??

[Wyo Cowboy]

guess not. no one to share my cheese cake with.

too bad.

[From Another World]

I'm here Wyo - Just dusting my office.

[Wyo Cowboy]

glad someone's here, thought maybe the rapture had come.

[From Another World]

I'm here Wyo - Just dusting my office.

[Annie Where-but-here]

*cough, cough*
Enough with the dusting already!
Sorry, Wyo - I was out getting you a present.

[Annie Where-but-here]

*cough, cough*
Enough with the dusting already!
Sorry, Wyo - I was out getting you a present.

[ArcticAl]

Love the cartoon Annie.

[From Another World]

No but the Bot might be the anti-Christ.

[Wyo Cowboy]

Yay, Annie!

nice to know you're thinkin' of me.

[Annie Where-but-here]

What can I say? It's a slow night. ;)

[From Another World]

Annie - I could send photos of me dusting my office.

[Wyo Cowboy]

While I appreciate your gift, Annie, if you ever find this girl I want to speak to her.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Ok, that was mean. To make it up to you, here's a nifty productivity enhancer. I just sent it to D@ve, so if he posts it, you have to pretend like you never saw it before. Our little secret, ok?

[Annie Where-but-here]

Wyo - I didn't know you liked your wimmen so flat.

[Wyo Cowboy]

way too complicated for me, Annie.

I've gotta wonder though, why after six months of warning Iraq that we were gonna come look for WMD's that when we finally did look, we found none. (sort of, 'cause those that we did find were ignored by the media.)

alas, this is a humor blog, and not a political one, and I want to stay friends with Annie.

[From Another World]

In case you were curious.

[Wyo Cowboy]

exactly what do you mean by "curious", From?

[Annie Where-but-here]

curious...I'm not.
Wyo - didn't mean to be political - I shoulda thought of that. I thought it was kinda funny. Plus it was British, and they were bagging on their own politicos, too.
btw - a few years ago, if you googled 'wmd', it linked to the White House. Rather brazen on their part.

[Wyo Cowboy]

Annie, we often agree.

glad to be a friend.

[Annie Where-but-here]

gotta go bake M&M cookies...see ya.

[Deskdiva]

Hellloooo???

*...lloooo???*

Anybody there?

*...ody there?*

[Kristina L.]

I'm here, for now.

Can't think of anything funny to say, though.

[Deskdiva]

'Salright. Life isn't all about the funny, K. :)

[Mr. Completely]

No, life is a cabaret.

[Deskdiva]

And sometimes a cabernet.... ;)

[From Another World]

Come to the Cabernet ♫

[Deskdiva]

Ah, yes, FAW.... Great music....

[Kristina L.]

"cabernet" that was good.

[Stevie W]

Wyo - FAW is here, just dusting his orifice.

[Dr. Rickenstein]

Damn folks how is everybody. Had to endure my Rockets losing but thank God the Mavs lost. Round of blogaritas on me. Just let me check out the link here and....ARGGGRHHHH!!!! Ok, everyone gets a second round on me. Dusters, fuzzy hats. Seems we are invading the wrong damn countries.

[diverdowndoc]

Just stopping by to say Hi- what's with all the dust?

Rough shift tonight. Anybody else ever get the feeling that they are on Candid Camera while they are at work? I don't mean security cam, I mean actually on a show that features someone talking to someone else that is saying the most illogical and incomprehensible things that the first person's face looks like a Shar-Pei in an attempt to understand what the hell the other person is talking about and then someone steps from behind the curtain to say, "Ha, ha! You are on Candid Camera," then cheesy theme music starts and everyone laughs. It was one of those nights. Only, the best laugh of the night was halfway through the evening when one of the newer nurses and I greeted each other.

James: "Hi, doctor, how are you?"
Me: "Do you really want to know?"
James: "Not really. I was just being polite."

That was probably the most honest thing I had heard all night and it made me laugh harder than I would have thought.

I need a gumball.

[diverdowndoc]

Just stopping by to say Hi- what's with all the dust?

Rough shift tonight. Anybody else ever get the feeling that they are on Candid Camera while they are at work? I don't mean security cam, I mean actually on a show that features someone talking to someone else that is saying the most illogical and incomprehensible things that the first person's face looks like a Shar-Pei in an attempt to understand what the hell the other person is talking about and then someone steps from behind the curtain to say, "Ha, ha! You are on Candid Camera," then cheesy theme music starts and everyone laughs. It was one of those nights. Only, the best laugh of the night was halfway through the evening when one of the newer nurses and I greeted each other.

James: "Hi, doctor, how are you?"
Me: "Do you really want to know?"
James: "Not really. I was just being polite."

That was probably the most honest thing I had heard all night and it made me laugh harder than I would have thought.

I need a gumball.

[diverdowndoc]

See? even the bot is in on it.

[diverdowndoc]

At least I wasn't wearing a Union Jack thong and wielding a feather duster.

[diverdowndoc]

*sets blogomatic coffee maker*

*turns on Ionic Breeze® to clear dust*

*leaves nightlight on for early risers and checks that blogfreezer has plenty of Eggos® for the morning*

I guess I'll go on to bed- I can hardly keep my eyes ope....zzzzzzz.

[From Another World]

Sorry to miss you DDD. Almost time to go home and it's FRIDAY night.

I hope my wife has been dusting at home.

[Dr. Rickenstein]

Different Dr but if my wife had been "dusting" earlier I wouldn't be killing the last of the Miller Lite to get some ZZZZ's.

[OtheU(manity)]

I'm merely wonderin' where/how they hold them feather dusters, when they're wearin' the UJ thong ...

also disappointed to miss Wyo & ddd & them others ... such is life ... remember, Ferret Snot!

[Mot the Hoople]

You're wasting your time kewenlong, Siouxie isn't here yet.

[Siouxie]

Mornin' Mot!! Hey shoemonger dude! any new summer sandals on sale??

[Mot the Hoople]

Mornin' Sooz, whatever have you done to ruffle steak's feathers?

[Siouxie]

who knows, Mot...I'm just lucky I guess ;-)

I think I'm getting a crush on the little booger...

[ScottMGS]

Siouxie, did you just say you were getting ready to crush the little booger?

[Siouxie]

um...now don't you go twisting my words around, Scott!! ;-P

[ScottMGS]

Sorry, Siouxie. It's early out here and I haven't completely woken up, yet.

[Siouxie]

psssssst...if I only could ;-)

[ScottMGS]

Visualize, Siouxie, visualize. Maybe that'll help you reach the happy place. ;-)

[ScottMGS]

Alternatively, you could visualize tiny, wriggling, white gods of Toyokawa. They're almost like boogers! :-P

[Siouxie]

*visualizing* LOL

Well...off to work now...later ;-)