MOM OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Also thanks to Baron vonKlyff)
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May 16, 2007
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Aww, this kind of parenting just warms the cockles of my heart.
Posted by: Suzy Q | May 16, 2007 at 11:56 AM
She thought group activities would be more fun that spanking the monkey at him in private.
I guess the author was typing one-handed. I think that should read "than spanking the monkey at home in private."
But I could be wrong.
Posted by: diverdowndoc | May 16, 2007 at 12:00 PM
Suppose she'll be able to continue protecting him in jail?
.... NAAA ...
Posted by: kibby F5™ | May 16, 2007 at 12:03 PM
Whoa. *brain hurting*
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | May 16, 2007 at 12:04 PM
My mom, my accomplice. The bonds of family are stronger than anything else.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 16, 2007 at 12:04 PM
YAY to Baron!!
She was worried about his safety.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 16, 2007 at 12:05 PM
Right. She was "worried about him." Which has nothing to do with that new pair of diamond earring she's sporting. Or the gold bracelet. Or the sapphire necklace....
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 16, 2007 at 12:08 PM
Sorry- thought this was the masterbation thread.
But then, aren't they all?
Posted by: diverdowndoc | May 16, 2007 at 12:09 PM
"Ok, let's run down the checklist. Guns?"
"Check."
"Ski masks?"
"Check"
"Rope and tape?"
"Yep"
"Car?"
"All I could get was the minivan. And my Mom has to drive..."
"Awww... Dude!"
Posted by: Hammond Rye | May 16, 2007 at 12:09 PM
snork at Hammy
Posted by: diverdowndoc | May 16, 2007 at 12:11 PM
*Waves and LOL's @ Hammie!!*
Posted by: Siouxie | May 16, 2007 at 12:15 PM
My mom drove a group of us across town so that we could egg a house once, but she draws the line at Class A Felonies. Also, running with scissors.
Posted by: Crabby Appleton | May 16, 2007 at 12:15 PM
ddd, I was wondering about your post...and what you were thinking about LOL
guess our brains are permanently stuck to the gutter, eh?
Posted by: Siouxie | May 16, 2007 at 12:17 PM
It's a warm and comfy gutter, though.
*Waves at Siouxie!!*
Posted by: Hammond Rye | May 16, 2007 at 12:18 PM
Crabby, can your mom adopt me? *pleading eyes*
she sounds soooooo cooooooool!
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | May 16, 2007 at 12:19 PM
Right, Siouxie. Guess I got a little excited....
Posted by: diverdowndoc | May 16, 2007 at 12:20 PM
Guess the store owner's mom wasn't as protective. Shame, shame.
and ddd's comment made sense to me - maybe I need more coffee.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 16, 2007 at 12:22 PM
may I suggest a trip to San Fran? ddd?
Posted by: Siouxie | May 16, 2007 at 12:22 PM
Whoo! My mom is driving!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | May 16, 2007 at 12:25 PM
doc, could I ride with you guys. I just have a quick stop to rob a liquor store and gas prices are through the roof right now.
Posted by: blurk | May 16, 2007 at 12:45 PM
ROAD TRIP!! welcome blurk...just don't get any Cheetos.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 16, 2007 at 12:48 PM
C'mon kids! Hop in! It's only a few short miles and no felonies involved!
Posted by: diverdownmom | May 16, 2007 at 12:50 PM
Just - make sure you don't get any stains on the upholstery....
Posted by: diverdownmom | May 16, 2007 at 12:55 PM
I call shotgun! Really.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 16, 2007 at 12:56 PM
Mom! Didja bring the spare batteries?
Posted by: diverdowndoc | May 16, 2007 at 12:58 PM
Check the glove compartment, Honey. If we need more, we can always make a stop.
Posted by: diverdownmom | May 16, 2007 at 01:03 PM
"you have the right to dress warmly, should you give up that right and catch a cold, don't complain about it to me, after all I carried you for ten months, the Guiness people said it was almost a record, and then went through 32 hours of labor before your giant head poked through, and honestly I've never been the same 'down there'...
anyway should you give up that right and God forbid, get caught, would it kill you to ask the policeman for one of those nice orange jumpsuits to keep warm?... i know it's not 'crunk' or whatever your hoodlum friends say, but when you're trying to avoid @n@l rape, the last thing you want to think about is pneumonia!
waiting for your (one) phone call...mom.
Posted by: insomniac | May 16, 2007 at 01:04 PM
Batteries? We don't need no stinkink batteries...
We'll 'pick some up' on the way. I have a coupon.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 16, 2007 at 01:05 PM
I've got the cooler!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 16, 2007 at 01:05 PM
gumball, insomniac?
Posted by: diverdowndoc | May 16, 2007 at 01:06 PM
Nice coupon there, Annie! What kinda shells do we need?
blurk, you comin' or not? Um. Let me rephrase that.
crossgirl? Are you on board?
Posted by: diverdownmom | May 16, 2007 at 01:10 PM
*snork* @ ins-mom-niac
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 16, 2007 at 01:13 PM
*thinks blurk is stocking up on moist towelettes and hand cream*
Posted by: Siouxie | May 16, 2007 at 01:18 PM
Shells? We don't need no stinkink shells...
We'll 'pick some up' on the way. I have a coupon.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 16, 2007 at 01:29 PM
Ooh, right! One stock list comin' right up.
Baby wipes: Check
A stack of fluffy dry towels: Check
General lube: Check
Special GIRL lube: Check
Digital camera with 5x zoom: CHECK!
Posted by: diverdownmom | May 16, 2007 at 01:33 PM
Annie, don't forget to get your gun!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 16, 2007 at 01:34 PM
Trying again: General lube
Posted by: diverdownmom | May 16, 2007 at 01:36 PM
The "jewellery" store??
Posted by: Val | May 16, 2007 at 01:50 PM
Hey DDD, can't you just five finger some extra lube from work?
Can I c
uome too? Sounds like a trip!Posted by: Meditrina | May 16, 2007 at 01:53 PM
I could, but it doesn't heat up. I've got plenty of non-latex gloves, though!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | May 16, 2007 at 01:57 PM
OK, who took my camera?
DDD?
Posted by: Hammond Rye | May 16, 2007 at 02:05 PM
Sorry Hammy- just shrink wrapping it to make it waterproof. Here ya go.
Posted by: diverdowndoc | May 16, 2007 at 02:18 PM
ddd, are we doing that showering thing again??
Posted by: Siouxie | May 16, 2007 at 02:24 PM
..but all the other guys moms drove THEM to a robbery ....[whine]
Posted by: queensbee | May 16, 2007 at 03:11 PM
if all the other boys copped a plea, would you, too?
Posted by: insomniac | May 16, 2007 at 03:29 PM
When a helicopter parent drives a getaway car, does she need a pilot's license?
Posted by: Betsy | May 16, 2007 at 04:07 PM
Right. She was "worried about him." Which has nothing to do with that new pair of diamond earring she's sporting. Or the gold bracelet. Or the sapphire necklace....
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Oh, come on, dd (12:06pm). She just wanted to accessorize after the fact.
Posted by: SW | May 16, 2007 at 04:26 PM
Hey, insom - most of these guys are too busy coppin' a feel to worry about a plea.
*snork* S(tevie). :)
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 16, 2007 at 05:47 PM