ANOTHER DAY...
...another terrorist sqjuirrel attack.
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May 30, 2007
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Last words: "The power!!!!! Aieeeeeeee foomph"
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | May 30, 2007 at 08:54 AM
this wasn't an actual attack. the poor thing was just running away from that damn shoemonger spammer dude that keeps popping up here.
Posted by: wickedwitch | May 30, 2007 at 08:55 AM
Rocky? Rocky?
You -- call 911
You -- Find the AED
Airway
Breathing
Circulation
Defibrillator
No breathing, beginning CPR
30 beats / 2 breaths. 90 beats per minute rate
Sorry, I just had my workplace CPR refresher.
Posted by: Heinrich the Lab Rat | May 30, 2007 at 09:00 AM
Fried Critter WBAGNF dinner.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 30, 2007 at 09:01 AM
Nurse Tammy, that would be the last words of a citified squirrel.
A redneck squirrel's last words would've been, "Y'all hold my beer and watch this here."
Posted by: blurk | May 30, 2007 at 09:06 AM
Heinrich, I have my refresher next week, Thank you, I guess I do not need to go now.
Posted by: Juggler of Geese | May 30, 2007 at 09:17 AM
**SNORK** @ blurk. I knew guys like that in high school.
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 30, 2007 at 09:22 AM
blurk, you may just be right... although I was imagining a squirrel super-villain getting it's dramatic movie-style ending, to be honest.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | May 30, 2007 at 09:29 AM
And now they're (not their) dropping extraneous letters into Dave's words! Those terrorist bastards!
Posted by: LadyBug | May 30, 2007 at 09:31 AM
OOPS! GOOD catch, Ladybug!! You have a keen eye. I'm in the middle of a MAJOR proofreading project wherein each item must be picture perfekt. Care to help?
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 30, 2007 at 09:40 AM
A Cuban sqjuirrel would have let the city one and redneck one go first and then sat back with a ceegar & a mojito in memory of his pals.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 30, 2007 at 10:01 AM
DeskDiva, I'd love to help. It'd have to be more interesting than anything I've got on my desk today. Pass a stack of papers this way.
Posted by: LadyBug | May 30, 2007 at 10:04 AM
Juggler --
I'm afraid I might have missed something in our class. We were debating when we would just pretend to perform the process if certain cow-irkers were to need assistance.
Posted by: Heinrich the Lab Rat | May 30, 2007 at 10:10 AM
Hey, I thought I was the only one to notice a squirrel, or other such terrorist put a j in the midst of squirrel! Good eye, Lady Bug!
Posted by: Kathybear | May 30, 2007 at 10:23 AM
*passes a curriculum vitae, a red pen, and a yellow highlighter to Ladybug*
Have at it!! :-)
Posted by: DeskDiva | May 30, 2007 at 11:47 AM
Does anyone remember those hot dog cookers where you stick the hot dog between the two little prongs and turn on the electricity? That's what came to mind for me.
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 30, 2007 at 01:32 PM
I take it a "squjirrel" is from a Scandinavian country?
"Skirnie virnie mit der squjirrel." - The Swedish Chef
Posted by: cheesewhiz | May 31, 2007 at 07:53 AM