YES, IT APPEARS CUTE...

...but you just know this bus-taking cat has some evil purpose.

(Also thanks to JerseyGirl)

Comments

[ubetcha]

Britain appears to be the animal weirdness magnet of the universe.

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Does it pay after it passes the first bus stop, or is it all free?

[tropichunt.com guy™]

DAMN YOU-BETCHA!!!!

;)

[crossgirl]

".. he sits quietly, minds his own business and then gets off."

sadly, i've had dates like that.

[Kitty]

All ur bus are belong to us!

[Siouxie]

I suppose he is the perfect passenger really - he sits quietly, minds his own business and then gets off."

my ex was like that...

[Siouxie]

damn, cg!! gmta...

so sad for us too!!

[Not my usual alias]

As long as he doesn't start using a cell phone, I think we're all the better for the cat's involvement in public transportation.

Our cat recently couldn't figure out how to get from the back yard to the front yard and ended up getting picked up by animal control when he was watching the world go by as he sat in wheelbarrow in front of a neighbor's house. If he goes out again, I'm attaching a cell phone to his collar so I can find him.

[OtheU(manity)]

So ... does this feline carry correct change? It must, no coin purse in the pix ...

[Hammond Rye]

Cats have long been plotting to take over the world. Four things stand in their way:
1: Mastering the doorknob.
2: Belly rubs
4: Bright shiny thing that move.

[crossgirl]

passes siouxie a mojito and half a chocolate bunny.
poor, poor us!!

[Bethie]

That story just makes me go, "Awwe!"

[Siouxie]

*sits at blog bar next to cg*

*gulps mojito...orders another one*

any luck with the phone numbers????

[the world has a fivver]

At the Meteor Crater visitor's center the official greeter is a cat named Bob. In the morning he takes the stairs from the parking lot to the center but by afternoon, he's using the elevator.

[crossgirl]

*sigh*
bartender, 'nother round please.

[Boo Augustus]

I had a dog that used to jump in the mailman's open jeep door and ride from our mailbox to our next door neighbor's mailbox -- a distance of maybe 100 feet.

[Deskdiva]

*joins Siouxie and cg at the blogbar*

Got any of that bunny left?

*sigh*

[the world has a fivver]

Is there a Chinese restaurant between the two stops?

[sharoncville]

Back in the '60's, two of my great uncles owned a service station in downtown Lynchburg, VA. One day, a customer came in and complained that his car was making a funny noise, and they found a puppy wedged between the engine block and the side of the car. They adopted him and named him Tailpipe. There was a bus stop in front of the station, and Tailpipe used to board the city bus every morning and ride down to where the restaurants were a few blocks away. After making his rounds, he would then ride back to station. All of the bus drivers knew him, and eventually they gave him a permanent bus pass, which he wore on his collar. He was quite the local celebrity!

[wickedwitch]

not at all amusing fiver. they are constantly busting chinese restaurants here for health violations that include cat and dog carcasses. GROSS!

[crossgirl]

sorry diva, no bunny left. there are a couple cadbury eggs that should be ok if you pick the feathers off of 'em.

[CJrun]

*snork* @ fivver! [Phthbt @ ww =P]

[insomniac]

so the perfect bus passenger can't read, licks themselves, and possibly has fleas?

explains a lot - a frequent bus rider

[OtheU(manity)]

... um ... Siouxie? cg? (& y'all'zuns as needed) ...

... um ... if y'all are hintin' @ whut I think yer hintin' @ ... um ... merely wanna speak up in self-defense and hint that ... um ... if moi ownself wuz involved in such "business" ... um ... an extremely important part of that "business" would include the other half of the "business" ... merely sayin' ...

[Deskdiva, spitting feathers out of her mouth]

Hey, thanks cg.

[Siouxie]

OtheU, you're a true gentleman ;-)

[Moon]

Maybe the cat has hunted down all the squirrels in his neighborhood and now has to take the bus to get to squirrels in other neighborhoods, eh?

You didn't think of that, I bet!

[OtheU(manity)]

tnx, Siouxie ... I try ... besides which already, it's more fun that way ...

[OtheU(manity)]

(above comment sorta reminds me of the "stationery" joke ...

[Guin]

smart kitty! Bet he gets tasty treats from the fish and chip stand!

[marfie]

Didn't it occur to the reporter to go interview the guys at the Fish & Chips shop? Somehow, I'm guessing there's a connection...

[Deskdiva]

OK, O - I'll bite. What stationery joke?

(And see? I'm not the only one who thinks you're a gentleman, my friend.)

PS - I'll send you CH's article from the other day now that I'm remembering it.

[DavCat]

Professor McGonagall? ; >

[marfie]

*Snork*@ Davcat

[OtheU(manity)]

... um ... it's kinda risqué fer here ... I'll send it to you ...

[crossgirl]

the bus taking cat has some evil porpoise?

but otheu, we can't all be lucky enough to have you.

[OtheU(manity)]

... now ya went and reminded me of the "immortal porpoises" joke ... only I dunno if I can remember all of it ... ahhhhhh ... y'all know that one NEway ...

[OtheU(manity)]

HOWever ... in case ya don't ... I looked fer it ... found this collection ... some perty good, a few old friends ... and even a cheat sheet @ the end if you don't get 'em ...

The porpoise one is about 3rd or 4th down ... (so let's punt!)

http://jagahost.proboards79.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=humor&thread=1175556646&page=1

porpoises

[furcat]

Awwww. Poor Toontzes. Not only has his hair all turned white after those many driving scares, they've also done revoked his wittle driving license.

[Deskdiva]

OtheU - those are jokes almost bad enough to be worthy of my Uncle Richard. High praise indeed!

[OtheU(manity)]

Dd ... if y'all g**gle "staid lions ... porpoises ..." you'll get a whole raft of pages like that ... some repeats, obviously ... but a lotta good stuff ...

[Kristina L.]

I have a cat who jumps in the laundry basket after I've emptied it so that I can give her a ride back to my room. Maybe the bus kitty just enjoys the ride :)