WAIT... CAN THEY SAY THIS?

(Thanks to Michael McNelis)

Comments

[tropichunt.com guy™]

I think they should have first said closet-back...

[crossgirl]

nope. they can't say that. it must be sung...

"When you’re a Jet,
You’re a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dyin’ day. "

[Siouxie]

sure they can...NTTAWWT!

[ubetcha]

I'd be afraid, especially if I were Don Imus (what a maroon).

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

Of course they can. Also:

"You were a little hard on the Beaver..."
and
"What's that smell?" "That's just Carol's snapper."

[ubetcha]

Ya gots me, Andy. I was on a roll there. Three 1st and a *snork* in one day!

[Clark Kent]

I'm not sure if we can say "Gay" anymore. I think the correct term is "heterosexually challenged"....

Not that there's anything wrong with that either.

[Brad]

They can say it. In his blog post today, Scott Adams discussed seeing two dogs humping in the park and Albert F---ing Einsten. That sets the bar pretty low.

[a different dave]

"...Samuel and Gay -- who have not signed their tenders ..."

Thier tender what???
Perhaps if they used something not sharp but gentle, like tempra paint with fine brush, or a rounded soy-based marks-a-lot pen, they would consider signing thier tenders, if that's an appropriate thing to do.

[a different dave]

"...Samuel and Gay -- who have not signed their tenders ..."

Thier tender what???
Perhaps if they used something not sharp but gentle, like tempra paint with fine brush, or a rounded soy-based marks-a-lot pen, they would consider signing thier tenders, if that's an appropriate thing to do.

[Deskdiva]

Nice earwig, cg!!

DPC - you are so wrong, you're right! ;)

[russellmc]

Sure! Didn't you see the movie "Cornerback Mountain"

[Deskdiva]

diffdave - maybe a laundry marker would do. It washes off easily. Just no sharpies, please.

Or maybe he meant their "chicken" tenders. Yeah.

[Bethie]

I bet he used to get beat up on the playground. I doubt he has to worry about that now.

[Deskdiva]

No, but my buddy who does improv did a sketch called "Brokeback Trailer." I wish there were a youtube of it.

[Cheryl Howard]

Wait. I thought only the quarterbacks were gay? Football is soooo confusing.

[Siouxie]

Cheryl, it's the wide receivers and tight ends...just sayin'.

[random thunking]

Yeah, wut Siouxie said. The difference between tight ends and wide receivers? Kegels.

[padraig]

A friend of mine used to have Ben Gay onto his Fantasy Football team. He was, honest to God, a tight end. To top it off, on team rosters his name was abbreviated "B. Gay."

[Deskdiva]

*snork* @ random

padraig, you did NOT say ISIANMTU..., therefore I think you are! But I don't care because it's funny as hell!

[Siouxie]

*waves @ random*

how's baby Cletus??? MIL still making your life miserable helping out??

[Deskdiva]

Hey, random - I've been trying to figure something out. Why did your MIL feel it necessary to cut down your trees? This has been bugging me for days....

[Kirsten]

I was at a Redskin game where they announced Ben Gay entering the stadium. The crowd went wild. I always wanted to meet someone who could deal with having a name that could crack up a stadium of people.

[random thunking]

*waves back @ Sioux*

Cletus is doing great. They grow up sooo fast. He was just accepted into the pre-med program at Johns Hopkins. The MIL is driving us crazy micro managing everything we do a big help. Thank goodness she there to poke at Mrs. T's boobies every time Cletus feeds.

[the world has a fivver]

Kirsten, it's probably best to handle guys with names like his (or race driver Dick Trickle) with utmost respect. The fact they've lived to adulthood means they KNOW how to fight.

[wickedwitch]

random-have you been throwing 10 lb. hints for her to vacate the premises yet? you have to be firm - or-buy her an all expense paid trip to someplace fabulous.

[random thunking]

Hi Deskdiva, the nearest I can figure is that the trees weren't very big. So naturally they should be culled. I tried to explain that in 50 years they would be big trees, but that just got the MIL snort of disagreement. I think this explains why Korea has very few trees.

[Meanie the Blue]

Kirsten - I would love to have been around any time this guy was introduced at a game.

[padraig]

OK, I admit I'm new here, so... "ISIANMTU"?

BTW (THAT one I know), I just realized we should tone this down a bit. I found out that our blog host openly co-habitates with a sportswriter.

[Siouxie]

pad, ISIANMTU (I swear I am not making this up).

LOL Meanie...yikes!

[Hammond Rye]

ISIANMTU: I swear I am not making this up.

We treat Mrs. Blog with the utmost respect. We fear love her.

[Meanie the Blue]

Padraig - THIS has many of our favorites, but needs updating.

(It's found in the left column of this blog, labelled Acronyms. Go to the top and scroll down under "Links")

[Siouxie]

oh and welcome, pad!

[ken in jax]

True Story: I used to work with a lady named Gabrielle Barr. She went by her nick-name Gay. So I told everyone I worked with a Gay Barr. NTTAWWT.

[OtheU(manity)]

I wuz @ a Writers' Workshop one summer, and a gal there wuz named Gay ... this wuz back in the early 70s, and in the Northern Great Plains, non-hetero behavior wuz barely begun to be recognized in public ...

She wuz from the Cities, so the atmosphere there wuz more open ...

She said that when she'd meet someone (or a group) for the first time, she'd introduce herself ...

"Hi, I'm Gay ..."

and they would invariably answer ...

"That's nice, dear ... and what's your name?"

ISIANMTU!!!

(Well, she might have been makin' it up, but I doubt it ... and it's whut she told us, so that part is definitely NOT bein' made up ... merely ... truthful ...)

[Deskdiva, spitting feathers out of her mouth]

Oh, random. Bless your heart. I think the part about her poking your nursing wife is a little ... strange as well.

[AmerInParis]

Hopefully he's proud to be called Gay!