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April 04, 2007

SQUIRREL TERRORISTS

They are relentless.
And they are laughing at us.
Samsquirrel

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Nooooo! They shut down the voting machines! Dave, what will you do to keep this from happening during the '08 election?

Actually, I think it would help my campaign if there were squirrels in the voting machines.

Dave, does that mean you are in secret negotiations with the squirrels to insure that you win in '08?

such a tragedy$ golly.

As for Dave's campaign (looking at the current crap crop of hopefuls), Anyone who'd vote for anyone other than Dave has gotta be nuts, or squirrelly.

END LOW-FLOW TOILET TYRANNY NOW!!

Ahhh! All these squirrel articles are just a ruse to cover up all the squirrel backed funding Dave's gotten under the picnic table!

WYOOOOOOOOOO! How true, and a terrific slogan for the campaign trail!

How's it going?

OMG! Give that rodent some Prozac™!!

That squirrel looks disturbingly like this guy.

Annie, I think they might be on his payroll.

Caption #1 for Dave's photo:

"...and then the enraged squirrel went after this reporters' nuts."

(Yes, this IS a caption challenge)

we're doin' fine, Ducky, thanks.

LTNS, Punkin!

...and Annie's right as usual.

Wyooooo!
Picture Caption Contest -

"I'll get you, Dave Barry. And your (not you're) little blog, too (not two)."

Snork @ Annie!

*snork* @ Annie. Brilliant!

*snork* at Annie. again.

Adds another *snork* at Annie!

*snork* @ Annie. That pic is going to give me squirrel nightmares tonight!

Are we sure that squirrel wasn't a terrorist?

Are we sure that squirrel wasn't a terrorist?

Hi. My name is Bob and I, too, have to wear a stuffed animal costume to work.

'Hi, Bob...."

Dave, speaking from experience, squirrels will just eat their way out of the voting machines and gerbils might get, er, frisky, (NOT speaking from experience NTTATWWT). I'd go with hamsters.

sheesh, people - thanks for the snorkfest.

I found footage of the squirrel taken right before the power outage. http://youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q

This is also yet another powerful reason to select briefs over boxer shorts.

Is it just my screen or was Ms. Budzinski's hair tinted green?

Good name for a rock band: Totally Sloshed Squirrel

*snork* @ CJ's Animal Costumes Anonymous!

Did someone mention a gerbil?

For the morning crew - a sing-along with none other than Hulk Hogan.

Yikes, Annie.

Now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the night...

*raises glass to bloggers and stumbles around kitchen frantically searching for brain bleach*

Where's Mot? He should be home by now...

Where is everybody? What's for breakfast?

Strong coffee and an english muffin with sausage, egg and cheese, ubetcha.

My coffee can clean and jerk 527 pounds. How strong is yours?

Yum sthnbelle! Thanks!

A little Belgian barbecue would be nice.... accompanied by some monk-brewed refreshment.

(Yeah, I know it's early, but that never stopped me.)

my coffee can't compare DPC, but in combination with the morning Vicodin and Tiramisu, it certainly gets the job done.

(and Robin's Eggs™)

Chocolate with every meal - the breakfast of champions!

...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Leave out he eggplant and the spam, and you've gotta deal, DPC!

(tossing an extra "t" up there before anyone notices)

i'll opt for Welsh Rarebit, being the vegetarian of the non-meat eating type. but the Lobster Thermidor sounds good too! nooooooooooo spam.

Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!

sthnbelle's got taste that kibby likes!

"Vicodin and Tiramisu"

how can a day start any better than that?!?

"how can a day start any better than that?!?"

Sambuca and two valiums?

Good morning everyone!! Lovely morning here in Miami.

*fixes a hearty spam ommel omellet omlet egg thing*

unfortunately DPC-valium makes me wayyyyyyyyy less productive and i do have to at least appear to be working. the Vicodin is like a high power energy pill to me. i can be productive and feel no pain. the Tiramisu is for dessert.

Which part, kibby?

And Mornin', Siouxie - please detail Miyami's sure to be beautiful weather for me - I'm depressed that it's freezing outside - I had to dig out my gloves again, and the weather folks are telling us that Easter is going to be colder than Christmas was!!

sbelle, I'm afraid to brag. I may have to duck some snowballs from our less-than-fortunate bloglits.

Suffice it to say that it's partly cloudy with a high in the low 80's.

*hides*

Say, who left this Godiva chocolate gift basket out?

*Throws snowball at Siouxie*

Big chill coming in here in ATL (official motto: if you don't like the weather, wait an hour). Yesterday it was shorts and t shirt. Today I've got the heat on. Sunday morning it's supposed to be in the 20s.

sambuca and two valium would end my day pretty quickly. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

someone say chocolate?

oww!

I'm one of those less than fortunate ones (burbs of Philly), but I promise not to lob anything at you if you send some of that warm up my way!!

crossgirl - I've got Robin's Eggs™ and Reese's™ Peanut Butter eggs to ward off the chill - glad to share!!

I was going to say that there is another definition for Clean and Jerk as posted in the Urban Dictionary, but I decided not to link to it....

And a happy Thursday to all of y'all.

Shucks, between my bp and thyroid meds all I have to do to get a good buzz on is stand up quickly.

*gets out from between siouxie and hammy*

Here's a peace offering:Just a little Chocolate

OHMY!!

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

*goes into chocolate-induced coma*

Mornin'fivver, Baron and the little monkey too. ;-)

mmmmmmmmm, loves me some robins eggs! my kids always get those in their baskets even though none of them like them. mores the pity!

Morning Siouxie.

Totally ot: Congratulations to the North Gwinnett High Fencing Team - Number 1 in Georgia. (ok, it ain't Heidelburg but still, it's cool).

His Daveness must be traveling today.

I need new news to enhance my productivity.

pssst!! wake up people!! new post ----->

the squirles are out hiring rabbits( not welch rabbits,but fla.bunnies.Heres a snork @ Annie

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