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April 23, 2007

PROGRESS IN THE WAR AGAINST THE SQUIRRELS

This product (thanks to Debra Weaver) should help raise awareness, as should this column by Mr. Gene Weingarten (thanks to Andrew Hoenig).

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*explains to dog he'll have to use the neighbor up the street's yard*

I'll be sure to clean the skid marks out of the (low flow) bowl before I let my kids go to bed tonight.
And I'll need to hose the bird cr@p off of my roof by about 8:00.
Oh, Dear Lord!! It just occurred to me that there are earth worms all throughout the dirt in my yard, and they are all cr@pping, too.
I guess I have to stop at the police station on the way home and turn myself in. Blog y'all in 5 to 10.

Weingarten is a genius, but he failed to get a satisfactory answer to the question of how a 'draft idea' by an official got made into law by Las Vegas, however temporarily. I mean, in any country, politicians are eternally vigilant in ensuring that oppressive legislation never gets onto the statute books aren't they? Er....

Dr Acula-

Ahahahahahhahhahahhahahhahaahhaha!

*breathe*

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah!

Halfpap: An annual exam for hermaphrodites.

Has Gene Weingarten ever written a funny column? I haven't read one yet, and this one certainly ain't it. The only semi-funny stuff he has is stolen from Dave. Making up clever possible laws! What a scream! He's got me reaching for my alloted one square of toilet paper to clean up the mess.

Weingarten is a typical liberal elitist: He would fight to the death to protect a homeless person's right to live on the street but wouldn't lift a finger to help them get off of it.

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