JUST KIDDING!
Says Sheryl "One Square" Crow.
(Thanks to Schadeboy)
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I still say butt-dwelling dung beetles are the answer.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 24, 2007 at 04:02 PM
I was only kidding too!
Posted by: Al Gore | April 24, 2007 at 04:03 PM
Let us know how that works out for ya, Chris...
Posted by: jon | April 24, 2007 at 04:04 PM
For Sheryl, not me.
I've got an old phone book and a basket of corn cobs.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 24, 2007 at 04:06 PM
Gawd, I hope you're kidding, DPC!
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 24, 2007 at 04:08 PM
Re: beetles, that is.
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 24, 2007 at 04:10 PM
I have to say, though, that I saw An Inconvenient Truth this weekend and found it compelling.
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 24, 2007 at 04:13 PM
Funny, Scott...I thought the same thing about Brokeback Mountain ;-P
and...I'm still not sure she was kidding...
Posted by: Siouxie | April 24, 2007 at 04:15 PM
Sure she was joking. Yep. Stick that finger in the air, Sheryl, and see which way the wind is blowing (I just hope you washed it first before you came out of the john).
Posted by: Val | April 24, 2007 at 04:16 PM
Great Scott: do not say that out loud here. I have it on the utmost authority that many of them disagree completely with the
overlong infomercialmockumentaryfilm's premise and have proof to back it up, right CJ?Also, I'll happily view the material of someone who puts his money where his mouth is....instead of being just exactly the kind of person his film warns people not to be. Practice whatcha preach, Mr. Gore!
Posted by: DeskDiva | April 24, 2007 at 04:23 PM
*Passes DD a gumball*
*keeps one for himself*
I will refrain from ranting about global warming freaks here...
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 24, 2007 at 04:25 PM
As I've said elsewhere, I do not care to be lectured about my "carbon footprint" by Sasquatch.
I don't care how good his image consultant is.
Posted by: Clean Hands | April 24, 2007 at 04:27 PM
Hi, DD. I don't know Al Gore, nor do I know who your utmost authorities are but I have *other* sources, too. My dad's an oceanographer and worked with Roger Revelle. I have been following this for decades in conversation with my dad (my utmost authority though no one here knows him). He's not a preacher but he is a scientist that enjoys looking at all the data. On any particular item it's hard to "prove" the ties to human action but, on the whole, the data supports it.
As to saying anything, here, I expect that all these large (sexy) brains can look at the info and make up their own minds and act as consistently or inconsistently as they choose.
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 24, 2007 at 04:39 PM
True dat, GreatScott. ;) Now, BACK TO THE SPANKINGS!
*hightails it back to the Python thread*
Posted by: Diva | April 24, 2007 at 04:45 PM
Watch that hightail, DD! You'll hurt someone. :-)
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 24, 2007 at 04:46 PM
Sheryl Crow has obviously never changed a diaper.
Posted by: Meditrina | April 24, 2007 at 04:53 PM
Why, GreatScott - were you peeking?
*blushes*
Posted by: Diva | April 24, 2007 at 05:02 PM
I prefer not to have beetles replace my toiletpaper, thank you very much!
Posted by: fritchbeetle | April 24, 2007 at 05:03 PM
Just Kidding!
And, Diva, I save that sort of thing for the 'Forum' where points and counterpoints can be posted and evaluated independently. I do think Al Gore is an excellent subject for a Humor Blog.
Posted by: CJrun | April 24, 2007 at 05:10 PM
*draws self up* Madam, I never peek! I watch unashamedly!
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 24, 2007 at 05:10 PM
Oh! Well, then....
Posted by: Diva | April 24, 2007 at 05:32 PM
Except, of course, at work.
*crosses fingers*
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 24, 2007 at 05:37 PM
Well, you must notice, in the photo, I'm peeking back.
*wink wink*
Posted by: Diva | April 24, 2007 at 05:38 PM
CJ!! once again I will...LMCAO!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | April 24, 2007 at 05:40 PM
Sio - LMCAO?
Posted by: Diva | April 24, 2007 at 05:42 PM
[pssst, she's a Cubana]
Posted by: CJrun | April 24, 2007 at 05:45 PM
Laughing My Cuban @ss Off
Posted by: Siouxie | April 24, 2007 at 05:45 PM
DUH.
*Thunk.*
Posted by: DeskDiva | April 24, 2007 at 05:46 PM
And a lovely one, too.
... Cubana, yeah, that's what I meant.
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 24, 2007 at 05:51 PM
Awww...thanks, Scott! gracias... ju arrre soooo esweet!
Posted by: Siouxie | April 24, 2007 at 05:54 PM
Watching two at once, Scott? You are talented....
Posted by: DeskDiva | April 24, 2007 at 05:55 PM
Yep, and more, unless I get a crick in my neck!
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 24, 2007 at 05:59 PM
*offers a hands-on, purely therapeutic massage*
Posted by: DeskDiva | April 24, 2007 at 06:00 PM
But then I can't see!
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 24, 2007 at 06:06 PM
Heh heh... You can if you're sittin' up...
Posted by: DeskDiva | April 24, 2007 at 06:45 PM
I think it's time she eats Crow.
and while I'm at it, we should TP her house.
No comment on Rosie's "View".
don't even want to think about that!
I'm on a roll!
Posted by: Miss Nemo | April 24, 2007 at 08:08 PM
Miss Nemo - agree about the house TPing, only make it used.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 24, 2007 at 08:26 PM
.... and, BTW, welcome to The blog!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 24, 2007 at 08:27 PM
I was KIDDING people...really. All I wanna do is have some fun...I got a feeling a square sheet's for #1!
Posted by: Sheryl *Eating" Crow | April 24, 2007 at 08:42 PM
I knew you'd crumple in the end, "Sheryl".
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 24, 2007 at 08:49 PM
*snork* @ suzy Crow!
Posted by: CJrun | April 24, 2007 at 09:02 PM
You mean I've been limiting myself to one sheet all day and it was just a cruel joke??? Oh, the inhumanity!
Posted by: tmcguinn1 | April 24, 2007 at 09:58 PM
*Wonders if I could talk tncguinn1 into a game of poker* ;)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 24, 2007 at 10:13 PM
Oh, come on. Did anyone really believe that she thought 1 square could do the job on America's butts?
And didn't you find it odd that she said one "square" while being on this tour with the wife of the writer of the "can't spare a square" Seinfeld episode?
Who says "square"? NOBODY. Everybody says "SHEET" of toilet paper, except for that Seinfeld episode, where they wanted to make it rhyme.
Posted by: Moon | April 25, 2007 at 12:12 AM
This is exactly why I hate liberal elites and their "do as I say not as I do" hypocrisy. From Al Bore and his $30,000/yr utility bill, to Cheryl Crow's 3 semis, 4 buses and six cars on tour, to Robert Kennedy's use of private jets to get to his venues to preach about global warming, to Rosie O'Donnell's anti gun crusade while she hires armed body guards.
What a bunch of Bozos.
Posted by: pete | April 25, 2007 at 12:17 AM
lol, Al, 2nd post @4:03pm!!
Hey, have they told you yet that studies show the greatest contributor to global warming is the widespread worldwide use of the internet?
Posted by: Stevie W | April 25, 2007 at 03:44 AM
Give the girl a break. Please don't squeeze the Sheryl.
Posted by: Stevie W | April 25, 2007 at 03:45 AM
geez...what the heck was that?? *Eating"???
must. lay. off. the. vino.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 25, 2007 at 07:38 AM
Hey, pete! Bush was going to be the "environmental President", the "Education President", a "Compassionate Conservative", he wasn't going to be a "Nation Builder"
How's that going?
Posted by: Moon | April 25, 2007 at 12:07 PM
Actors/actresses and science mix about as well as politicians and science. Idgits.
Posted by: catman | April 25, 2007 at 02:29 PM
I'm with Pete. It doesn't even matter what side of the aisle you're on; these celebs are embarrassments, one and all. The whole lot of them just needs to shut the hell up.
Posted by: Wavey | April 25, 2007 at 09:14 PM
Actually, moonbeam, I suppose we would disagree on just about everything. So why start. I notice you can't defend the actions of your liberal heroes so you attack a Republican. I will tell you that as a conservative I don't always line up real well with Republicans, including GWB. As for "nation building". my son is in Afghanistan right now. I don't care to go there with a "the war is lost" liberal.
Posted by: pete | April 25, 2007 at 09:16 PM