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[Nurse Tammy]

uhhhh... why? Was it baa-ad?

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Yay! That means the state attorney will stop harassing me now...

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Well, should anyway. They're still a bit picky over the bodies that were there as well...

[Mot the Hoople]

This blog is getting way too rural lately, sheep, goats, runaway cows, bull sh!t, you get my drift?

[wxgurl]

I wonder if the goat likes staying in the van? Maybe he would rather have a bedroom with a comfy bed in the house...just a thought!

[Siouxie]

Mornin' people!!

Where's the coffee? donuts? goat milk?

[Betsy]

No minivan could hold a seriously dissatisfied goat.

[Siouxie]

SPAM PATROL!!!

kewenlong - I'd kick ya out myself..but I was wondering how LOW are those shoe prices?? just askin'

[Bãrön vønKlyff]

I would think that after a couple of meals and the subsequent BMs in the back of that van, there might tend to ba-a-a-a-a-d smell.

[Reddsuss]

Well, minivans are for transporting kids, right?

[diverdowndoc]

Don't you think the smell of goat all by itself is enough to make it smell baaaaad?

OT, but related to Baron's sneak attack above:

I was getting my hair done yesterday and the hairdresser decided that she didn't like the music that was playing, so she changed to the XM 70s station, which was playing a Barry Manilow song (don't remember which one). She came out singing to the song and the other hairdresser in the salon and she had this echange (Robin is mine, Adam is the other).

Robin: Hey! Barry Manilow!
Adam: Eww. Barry Manilow!
Robin: What's wrong with Barry Manilow? He must be good- everyone knows his work.
Adam: Everybody knows Adolph Hitler, too.

The next song was "Convoy". Adam got all excited and ran to turn it up.

Robin: Hey- you like this? Don't be giving me sh!t about Barry Manilow.

I was trying not to hurt myself laughing. Then AC/DC came on and shook us all night long.

/end OT

[Siouxie]

ddd, and you didn't grab the scissors to puncture your eardrums????

WOW..you're a better woman than me...

[Cheesewiz]

Is this National Blog an Animal Day or something?

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

That's not an environment for an animal.

Nor humans. Yet we routinely lock people (sometimes including children) into minivans (and even worse, sedans) for up to several hours at a time for what scientists call "the daily commute". This practice MUST stop.

[diverdowndoc]

I didn't want to mess up my hair. Or get blood on my shoes (I had the cute wedges on with braided leather).

You understand.

[Meanie the Blue]

*SNORK!*@ Reddsuss, and Robin & Adam ('n ddd).

I prefer to keep my goats in a D0dge Ram.

[diverdowndoc]

Cheesewiz- EVERYDAY is "blog and animal day" here on the Dave Barry blog!

[diverdowndoc]

Cheesewiz- EVERYDAY is "blog an animal day" here on the Dave Barry blog!

[diverdowndoc]

I sound like Rain Man. Both posts above, technically, are correct.

[Siouxie]

ohhh well that's different, ddd! Shoes must not be sacrificed no matter WHAT!

[diverdowndoc]

I meant that the shoes had braided leather, not that I was wearing braided leather and the wedges. It's not that kind of salon.

Although...

[From Another World]

How do they know he was Happy and not constipated?

[tmcguinn1]

That goat isn't constipated, she's saying, "Oooooooohhhhh, BARRY!!!!!! "

*s-w-o-o-o-n*

[From Another World]

You say tomato...

[tmcguinn1]

B-a-a-a-rry!

[Bãrön vønKlyff]

Something is wrong here today....

I am not getting smacked for posting clandestine Barry's, and there are people (tmcguinn1) actually swooning over him. Did I wake up in an alternate universe or something today. *darts head around looking for an evil, sadistic Spock*

[tmcguinn1]

That wasn't me, it was the goat! I swear!!

[tmcguinn1]

Oh-oh M-A-A-Andy!

[From Another World]

I'm with ya Baron - just getting back from the 20-minutes or retching. Bring out the hotwax!

[tmcguinn1]

*now, which album do I put on next...even now, ultimate manilow, this one's for you, one voice...*

[From Another World]

I think tmc fell out of bed several times.

[crossgirl]

growing up, we had neighbors who kept a pig in the back of a pickup truck. it wasn't an environment for a pig, but since the truck pulled the smoker it was very convenient.

[ubetcha]

I think she's flirting with disaster. Notice how quiet it's gotten around here?

[Stevie W]

Does she get to drive in the diamond lane?

("HOV" in other parts of the country, I think. You know, the express lane for for carpoolers.)

Lady, do you know how fast you were goating?

[Bãrön vønKlyff]

WooHoo, FAW. Hotwax... again, as long as it's from a candle and not a jar, I'm up for that.

[Stevie W]

As long as she doesn't fall a sheep at the wheel.

[Mot the Hoople]

How Manilow can you go?

[Stevie W]

Shirley Weidt? At least she rides around with a shofar (chauffeur).

Oy vey. Why am I explaining all my own jokes today? It's a bad sign. of something.

[Siouxie]

*SMACKS Baron*

Happy now?? ;-P

[From Another World]

Could this get any worse?

[ubetcha]

FAW - It just did.

[Bãrön vønKlyff]

Thank you very much, Siouxie. I needed that... especially after the brain bleach treatment I had to self medicate when I opened FAW's little linky.

[tmcguinn1]

Is it just me, or do Cher and Barry look alike? Coincidence? I think not!

[tmcguinn1]

Scary Spice just had a baby girl. Her real name is Melanie Brown. She claims it is Eddie Murphy's, therefore named it Angel Iris Murphy Brown. Murphy Brown famously hated Barry Manilow. Her son on the show LOVED Barry Manilow. Too many coincidences. It's a plot, I tell you.

I think congress is behind this.

[Siouxie]

Anytime, Baron...anytime.

[Mot the Hoople]

this is why animals and people should be seperated.

[ubetcha]

MtH - I'm guessing I was lucky I couldn't open that at work.

[Mot the Hoople]

I'll try again later, I'm on my way home. Don't know why it will not work.

[Siouxie]

um..Mot?? that link didn't work for me...

[Hammond Rye]

Well she got her daddy's van
And she cruised through the FFA stand now
Seems she forgot all about the old barn
Like she told her old man now
And with the goat bleating
Goes cruising just as fast as she can now

And she'll have fun fun fun
'Til the cops take the billy goat away
(Fun fun fun 'Til the cops take the billy goat away)

Well the girls can't stand her
'Cause she smells looks and acts like a goat now
(You smell like a goat now you walk like a goat)
She makes the Indy 500 look like a Roman chariot race now
(You look like a goat now you look like a goat)
A lotta guys try to catch her
But she leads them on a wild goose chase now
(You smell like a goat now you smell like a goat)

And she'll have fun fun fun
'Til the cops take the billy goat away
(Fun fun fun 'Til the cops take the billy goat away)

Well you knew all along
That SPCA was gettin' wise to you now
(You shouldn't have lied now you shouldn't have lied)
And since they took your set of keys
You've been thinking that your fun is all through now
(You shouldn't have lied now you shouldn't have lied)

But you can come along with me
'Cause we gotta a lot of things to do now
(You shouldn't have lied now you shouldn't have lied)

And we'll have fun fun fun now that the cops took the billy goat
(Fun fun fun now that the cops took the billy goat away)
And we'll have Fun fun fun now that the cops took the billy goat away
(Fun fun fun now that the cops took the billy goat away)
(Fun fun fun now that the cops took the billy goat away)
(Fun fun fun now that the cops took the billy goat away)
(Fun fun fun now that the cops took the billy goat away)
(Fun fun fun now that the cops took the billy goat away)

[Siouxie]

*SNORKS* and Waves @ Hammie!!!

[Bãrön vønKlyff]

Fixed Mot's linky

[Eleanor]

*snork* at shofar joke*

Stevie w, are you an MOT? ;)

(NOT Mot)

[kibby F5™]

Is this National Blog an Animal Day or something?

Posted by: Cheesewiz | 08:35 AM on April 26, 2007

Actually, it's Pretzel Day!

... goat's in mini vans with BM?

*blames Al Gore*

[From Another World]

*SNORK* Yeah Hammie

[Kathybear]

Holy cow (no, sorry, I forgot, this is the goat post).. Well, anyway, I inadvertantly clicked on Dread Pirate Chris' name and IE opened 33 windows trying to connect to him. *&#!, as they say in the funny papers. I had to exit and reen.., um, reconnect to see all other comments, etc... Don't do that again, Chris...

[Gadfly]

"A farm animal should have the opportunity to graze and exercise,"
Before being slaughtered and eaten?

[Hammond Rye]

*Waves @ Siouxie!*

Only 249 days and 14 hours until Tax season again!

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

Ummm... I just clickecd my name (up ^ there) and sent an email to myself with no problems. Sorry.
Maybe the evil spirit of Manillow is haunting the blog.

[Miss Nemo]

This realy gets my goat.

[Miss Nemo]

This really gets my goat.

[Bethie]

She must keep her chickens in a Mini Cooper.

[DeskDiva]

Baron. You. Are. Evil. And. Must. Be. Stopped.

Now.

[Bãrön vønKlyff]

If you will dress up like that, I would be happy to let you try to stop me... Mistress Diva ;)

[From Another World]

DD I think that will only encourage him.

Try this.

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

Please, encourage me.

[Siouxie]

LMAO FAW!

oh and Hammie??? WAY up there???

SHADDUP!!!! *smack*

[Moon]

I keep my goat in my pants!

[DeskDiva]

Now Baron, this is supposed to be a punisment. You are not supposed to LIKE IT....

*cracks whip, adjusts bustier*

[Bãrön vønKlyff]

FAW... Where did you get a picture of Bãrönêss vønKlyff's sister?

[From Another World]

Moon - I thought that was only legal in Oaklahoma (and only if you mariied her)?

[From Another World]

Moon - I thought that was only legal in Oaklahoma (and only if you married her)?

[Bãrön vønKlyff]

Mistress Diva, I will pretend that your whipping and Siouxie's smacking are punishments if that helps :) Just please don't tie me down with those leather straps I left lying within easy reach. And please don't spank me with that leather paddle that is coincidentally hanging from the back of the dungeon door.

[From Another World]

ooops tried to correct it too late...

[DeskDiva]

*snork* at the double-posting alien...or are you a soap actor, FAW? ;)

[DeskDiva]

Baron, you have been a baa-aaad boy....

*sneaks up with restraints*

[Siouxie]

Dang, Baron...I keep forgetting that you LIKE it!

[DeskDiva]

I just found the Douglas Adams posting 2 threads over. I love him. Ah, Bãrön - all is forgiven.

*releases restraints*

[From Another World]

Bãrön, I must admit that when she is hunting squirrls that she holds her gun with a look of regal splendor.

[Bãrön vønKlyff]

Mistress Diva, do you want me spread eagle or on my knees?

[Bãrön vønKlyff]

She is a woman with a gun who looks like she is really enjoying herself.

[Bãrön vønKlyff]

Oh, and Mistress Diva... OT: On Bãrönêss vønKlyff and my wedding announcement, we used a Douglas Adams quote:

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

although I lobbied for:

Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
- Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

[DeskDiva]

Just , Bãrön...

[DeskDiva]

AARCH.

I said,

Just bend over, Bãrön...

[DeskDiva]

PS - I LOVE Dirk Gently. There's just something kinky about that name....

[Bãrön vønKlyff]

*bends over and smiles*

[DeskDiva]

*grins evilly*

*hands paddle to the Baroness......*

[Bãrön vønKlyff]

When you say AARCH, were you meaning this, or were you implying that you left something out (aargh)?

[Siouxie]

Ready, Baron??

[Bãrön vønKlyff]

Dadgummed IT bots let me get away with murder, but Siouxie sends me something juicy and it gets bounced *fumes*

[Bãrön vønKlyff]

Oh... I just read the address, and didn't realize taht my 'juicy' comment was inadvertently correct. Oh, and no thanks to that Siouxie... that is an exit only ;).

[Siouxie]

Not sure you'd wanna open that one, Baron *EG™*

It's an enema kit...hehe

I figured since you were already bending ovah LOL

[Bãrönéss vønKlyff]

Hee, hee, Honey! It's time for the fun!

Diva - can we please have those restraints back?

[Meanie the Blue]

This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

[DeskDiva]

If it's Thursday, this must be Montreal. Why does it look just like home?