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Key Quote: Police said the busted driver first shoplifted pepperoni and string cheese from the store after he couldn't find Hot Pockets for his pregnant girlfriend, who was waiting in the GMC. Then he stole the stereo and brought it back because "it was not of high quality."
(Thanks to Kevin Servick)
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I hope his pregnant girlfriend didn't choke on the RFID security tag.
Posted by: Brad | April 09, 2007 at 04:50 PM
that pepperoni and cheese were in his pocket to impress his girlfriend...
Posted by: mm | April 09, 2007 at 04:52 PM
I so hate it when someone steals my pepperoni.... It always happens just when I have one the right size.
Posted by: Deskdiva | April 09, 2007 at 04:57 PM
I wonder why that guy didn't have a job?
Posted by: Bethie | April 09, 2007 at 05:00 PM
Clearly, he should have stolen from a customer at Target.
Tyler McIntyre is awesome
Posted by: Adonis | April 09, 2007 at 05:10 PM
Deskdiva - next time hold on tight to your pepperoni and you won't lose it.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 09, 2007 at 06:04 PM
A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Clearly not an issue here.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 09, 2007 at 07:12 PM
In this case, a mind is a terrible thing.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 09, 2007 at 08:15 PM
Who gnu that WallyMart is now running flashing yellow light specials?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | April 10, 2007 at 10:59 AM