Dave Barry's Blog: YOU'VE GOT MAIL!

March 13, 2007

YOU'VE GOT MAIL!

(Thanks again to Claire Martin)

UPDATE: I am getting the feeling, from reading the comments, that this item has been blogged already. Rest assured I will find out who is responsible.

Posted by Dave on March 13, 2007 at 11:35 AM | Permalink

Comments

rut roh..someone's gonna get fired!!

Posted by: Siouxie | March 13, 2007 at 11:36 AM

hmm ...we haven't blogged this before...nope

Posted by: Siouxie | March 13, 2007 at 11:37 AM

Right, Siouxie, but let's not mention her name and maybe Dave won't notice.

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 13, 2007 at 11:37 AM

How about a nice Chianti?

Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | March 13, 2007 at 11:38 AM

A DHL express driver reportedly believed the bubble-wrapped items were pieces of a table.

A head and a liver? Oh, come on. Now if it had been a leg...

Posted by: fivver | March 13, 2007 at 11:38 AM

A warm welcome to,....

Bubble Wrapped Liver

Posted by: Gadfly | March 13, 2007 at 11:38 AM

shhhhhhhh Meanie...

la la la

oh and FIRST to not say we've blogged this before.

Posted by: Siouxie | March 13, 2007 at 11:39 AM

You just can't depend on these web-based organ and body part suppliers. I've given them my address twice now.

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 13, 2007 at 11:39 AM

I know it wasn't UPS, but 'What Can Brown Do For Eewwww?!'

Posted by: fivver | March 13, 2007 at 11:45 AM

A liver was 'delivered.' Hmmmm....I'm not the first to use that joke - it was quite a memorable line, IF we had ever blogged that before. NOT that we have or anything.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 13, 2007 at 11:45 AM

Ooooh, Judi's getting fired! Judi's getting fired!

Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 13, 2007 at 11:46 AM

You mean Walter blogged this? I don't think so. I remember getting that one wrong in the BBC news weekly quiz last Friday and I wouldn't have if it had been blogged here.

I guess it's just the sort of thing that sticks in your mind...

Posted by: AmerInParis | March 13, 2007 at 11:49 AM

SOMEbody's gonna lose their head over this.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 13, 2007 at 11:50 AM

AWBH - It certainly won't be Claire. She seems to know where the body is buried.

Posted by: fivver | March 13, 2007 at 11:52 AM

Well, one of my brothers mailed my other brother an overdue library book and some nasty worn-out disgusting running shoes. I think my other brother might have appreciated this stuff more.

Posted by: silver | March 13, 2007 at 11:54 AM

I thought it was darn funny though.

Posted by: silver | March 13, 2007 at 11:55 AM

Claire also has some kinda 'flare' I'm told.

Posted by: Siouxie | March 13, 2007 at 11:56 AM

If any of you ordered a Wonky Johnson™ and have not yet received it, let me know and I'll forward it on.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | March 13, 2007 at 12:03 PM

Got my BOB already, Chris...thanks.

Posted by: Siouxie | March 13, 2007 at 12:10 PM

DHL: Delivering Heads & Livers

Posted by: WeatherB | March 13, 2007 at 12:27 PM

this? blogged? what blog? where? i have no idea what you're talking about.