WE'VE HAD ROOMMATES LIKE THAT
(Thanks to Siouxie)
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March 23, 2007
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First!
Posted by: Kevin In JAX | March 23, 2007 at 03:49 PM
I once had a roommate with a cat that had a problem using the litter box, (so he'd use the floor or a plant)for some strange reason.
Posted by: Kevin In JAX | March 23, 2007 at 03:50 PM
Yay, Siouxie!
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 23, 2007 at 03:54 PM
Idiots...............everyone knows you use the guest bath as the stable!
Posted by: Jazzzz | March 23, 2007 at 03:56 PM
Yay Siouxie!
I had a roommate in college who did his laundry once a semester. His room was lined with laundry baskets filled with funky clothes.
And when he needed clean skivies, he just went to Wally World and bought more.
ISIANMTU! And Eeeewwww!!
Posted by: Meditrina | March 23, 2007 at 04:03 PM
A four=year-old girl with a pony in her living room? My daughter would have killed for this...
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 23, 2007 at 04:05 PM
That pony is a whorse.
Posted by: writer132 | March 23, 2007 at 04:06 PM
Hmmm, I thought that was a "-". Oh, well. Please - the "=" and + the "-".
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 23, 2007 at 04:07 PM
YAY!
Hammie *I* woulda killed for that too!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 23, 2007 at 04:07 PM
ickyickyicky. and very weird.
Posted by: queensbee | March 23, 2007 at 04:28 PM
He's not the only one who lives with ponies.
Posted by: random thunking | March 23, 2007 at 04:39 PM
He must've been Bjorn in a barn.
btw - horses and ponies CAN be housebroken... guys.....not so much.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 23, 2007 at 05:41 PM
WTG, Siouxie!
Posted by: Eleanor | March 23, 2007 at 05:47 PM
YAY, Siouxie!
Cue Fred Rogers: Won't you be...my neigh-bor?
Posted by: Just Ducky | March 23, 2007 at 05:50 PM
It really works best if the house is manbroken.
Posted by: CJrun | March 23, 2007 at 05:54 PM
*snork* @ JD..
*smirk* @ CJ.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 23, 2007 at 06:21 PM
When he asks his guests if they want to see a dog and pony show, he means it!
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | March 23, 2007 at 06:37 PM
This better not end with the words "The Aristocrats."
Posted by: writer132 | March 23, 2007 at 07:17 PM
Go back to this page, look under Metro TV, click on "Brown Picking His Nose," and see British MP Gordon Brown excavating his nasal caverns during a Tony Blair speech.
Booger!
Or the Brits might say, Boogah!
Posted by: JEK | March 23, 2007 at 07:58 PM
Is this in Tijuana?
I'm just saying, that would explain a lot.
Posted by: Moon | March 23, 2007 at 08:34 PM
When his daughter asked her dad for a "My Little Pony" for Christmas, it lead to a huge misunderstanding.
Am I sounding a little horse?
What would the neigh-bors think?
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 23, 2007 at 09:02 PM
I dunno, Pirate. Equining minds would like to know.
Posted by: writer132 | March 23, 2007 at 09:05 PM
Yay Siouxie!
*snork* at AWBH, JD, and CJ.
I gotta get up at 4am- think I'll hit the hay. Really.
Posted by: diverdowndoc | March 23, 2007 at 09:51 PM
He thought the guy only brought the pony home on his lunch hour? WTFBBQ?
Also, medtrina, when did we live together?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 24, 2007 at 01:02 PM
The tenate has replied to said accusations...He stated for the record "it was the glue that held the family togeather".
Posted by: posted by | March 26, 2007 at 01:17 AM