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The drones would shoot the missile firers in the thigh...
Posted by: mm | March 26, 2007 at 06:04 PM
Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff's favorite TV show, 24
*shakes head and sighs*
Posted by: Bucket | March 26, 2007 at 06:04 PM
this project will be dropped next week after it is revealed that chloe is the leaker
Posted by: Gadfly | March 26, 2007 at 06:04 PM
I guess I'm glad I don't live too conveniently near the airport, you know, where the 're-directed' missiles will be excavating swimming pools!
Posted by: CJrun | March 26, 2007 at 06:08 PM
At least they didn't call it Project Audrey...
Posted by: Siouxie | March 26, 2007 at 06:08 PM
Shoot, hell. They'll taser 'em repeatedly just for being annoying. It's a sport.
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 26, 2007 at 06:09 PM
Does it have a laser guided taser?
Posted by: Siouxie | March 26, 2007 at 06:12 PM
The planes will 'stink-eye' the missiles into oblivion.
....Chertoff liking '24' worries me too.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 26, 2007 at 06:18 PM
*snork* @ y'all.
*snork* @ Chertoff.
Posted by: Clean Hands | March 26, 2007 at 06:22 PM
I wonder if the Homeland Security Officer knows that the torture scenes on 24 are not realistic?
Posted by: Beppie | March 26, 2007 at 06:23 PM
Everyone working on Project Chloe will be required to frown and wear ugly green sweaters.
Posted by: slyeyes | March 26, 2007 at 06:24 PM
Yer doin' a heckuva job, Cleo!
Posted by: The Decider | March 26, 2007 at 06:24 PM
But they set up a perimeter. Nothing can get through...
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | March 26, 2007 at 06:25 PM
Do they have to go through TSA checkpoints before they can take off? If so, I don't think they'll ever get off the ground...
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 26, 2007 at 06:31 PM
Yeah, what Bucket said. That is one very scary piece of information.
Posted by: Suzy Q | March 26, 2007 at 06:35 PM
Stephen Hawking will be defending airports?
Posted by: writer132 | March 26, 2007 at 06:39 PM
Next up - Project Edgar - designed to defend our seaports, when an enemy vessel is detected, a huge bulbous, donut-shaped blob bellyflops into the port, starting a tus...tzu...tsu...tidal wave.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 26, 2007 at 06:39 PM
I don't care what they call it. Just don't let Jack land it.
Posted by: Mike Antonucci | March 26, 2007 at 06:50 PM
With millions from Homeland Security
we can safeguard America's purity.
With our feet on the ground
We can patrol day and night
What a beautiful sight -
when the drones take flight.
Oh, oh, ohhhh
Let's go fly a drone
up near the thin ozone
Let's go fly a drone and send it searching.
Up through the atmosphere
Keeping travelers free from fear..
Oh let's go...fly a drone!
When you send it patrolin' up there
Up above, you're guardin' the air
Tho' Dave has a bad feeling...
"Project Chloe" ain't exactly appealing
What a beautiful sight -
when the drones take flight.
Oh, oh, ohhhh
Let's go fly a drone
up past the blue ozone
Let's go fly a drone and send it patrolling.
Up through the atmosphere
Keeping travelers free from fear..
Oh let's go...fly a drone!
Posted by: marfie | March 26, 2007 at 07:35 PM
Also...what bucket said. And shouldn't secret anti-terrorist defence plans be kept...errrrr...well....secret? I mean, why give a project a code name and then turn around and issue press releases about it.
Maybe we just do things differently in Canada...
Posted by: AFKAT | March 26, 2007 at 07:36 PM
Snork @ everyone.
(Psst to Siouxie and anyone else interested: the
evidencepicture you requested is up on my blog.)Posted by: WriterDude | March 26, 2007 at 07:39 PM
Has this been blogged about Kumar?
Posted by: slyeyes | March 26, 2007 at 07:42 PM
WriterDude, obviously the bribe I paid you to keep the picture away from cyber space wasn't enough. I'll plot my revenge and when you least expect it, whammo!
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | March 26, 2007 at 08:03 PM
Slyeyes, are universities really getting that hard up for teachers??
Posted by: Val | March 26, 2007 at 08:07 PM
Huh? What bribe? Oh, yeah -- you bought lunch while I wasn't looking. Guess I wasn't clear on the terms. But we can always replace that shot with one from your phone.
Posted by: WriterDude | March 26, 2007 at 08:09 PM
*applauds marfie*
Posted by: Just Ducky | March 26, 2007 at 10:13 PM
WD - thanks for the picture!!! I'm sure you had a great time! (sp..business)
Mot - VERY nice...just as I pictured you too.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 26, 2007 at 10:21 PM
*waves at AFKAT*
I was thinking the same thing. "Loose lips sink ships."
*hearty round of applause for WriterDude and Mot photo*
Posted by: JerseyGirl | March 27, 2007 at 01:51 AM