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March 22, 2007

UH-OH

The cows are fighting back.

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Somebody get me a grill. I think I can solve this horrible (global warming induced?) cow problem.

"An 87-year-old rancher suffered internal injuries and broken bones after he was attacked by two cows Tuesday afternoon." The man immediately regretted calling the women cows, and said in the future he will use a more politically correct word, such as 'ginormous females' to refer to the bovinesque ladies."

I was going to blame it on Utah cows, but then I read the second link. I am with TDP Chris, we need to make a few examples, let these bovines know who is in charge...

if those men had mooved out of the way, none of this would have happened.

Moooooo!

Burger!

They had a beef with him?

Those cows are Mad, Mad I tell you...

Angry Angus

This is where distressed leather comes from.

Were they forced to wear Barry Manilow outerwear?

COOL!! BBQ!!!

Medium well for me, please.

I am udderly shocked at the turn of this thread. You have not suede my opinion of cows in the least.

*Hides from DeskDiva*

As if octogenarian cowherders didn't have enough problems....

I've heard that cows are more dangerous than bulls when they charge. Apparently, when a bull charges, he shuts his eyes. Cows don't.

Next thing you know, they'll have guns.

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