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March 23, 2007

THIS IS HUGE

This blog has just received a shipment of -- get ready -- 24 Brand Energy Gum. Yes. It is made by the manufacturers of Jolt Brand Energy Gum, and its motto is:

Chew More. Do More.

Here's the package:

24_gum

This is bound to become hugely popular with individuals who, for one reason or another, need to stay up.

Walter_gum

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He may be pulling an all-nighter

I am First. But the gum's not gonna be Kosher.

How many More, exactly?

Walter looks ready for action!!

I was first.

Well now that was weird...I posted first, my comment appeared as a solo, and now it's gone. Edgar, do you have some sort of nefarious zapping device to eliminate the competition?

It strengthens teeth and gums so you can bite someone's carotid artery maintain good dental hygiene.

AFKAT - your post disappeared faster than the plotline on '24.'

I, while not FIRST, am certainly the BEST. Neener!

For a 24 gum, the motto should be "Chew More. Shoot More."

As the parent of an often-cranky-until-three-in-the-morning baby, all I will say about that is:

I need that. Now.

"...guarana is taken daily as a health tonic by millions of Brazilians. It is reported to help overcome heat fatigue, detoxify the blood and is useful for flatulence and obesity..."

Perhaps they should be giving this gum to cows...

(from the 2010 fruit gum company....)
yummy yummy yummy , '24's nice and gummy
keeps you up when there's baddies loose!
it's good enough for kiefer, can counteract most reefer
though he can't, it's what walter chews

ooh, it's got ginseng
caffeine ,guarana
and some stuff that looks like slime
jack don't analyze it
just goes out and buys it
we all know, he ain't got the time

Hey, I'm not the one whose comment magically appeared above an existing comment. Clearly Mike Green is plotting something.

this is great! i can include this in my new diet book "Thin with a Grin" that was brought about by the brainstorming in the "Yesssssssssssss" post from yesterday (and very early this morning). perfect marketing niche. when i make my first million, i'll owe it all to this blog.

On the downside, all the comments mysteriously disappeared again. On the plus side, FIRST.

Darnnit, they're back.

shhh...you are all talking so loud. I am hung over

What next? Beer Goggle Bubble Gum? It would go hand in hand with the Jolt.

"...guarana is taken daily as a health tonic by millions of Brazilians. It is reported to help overcome heat fatigue, detoxify the blood and is useful for flatulence and obesity..."

umm.. no thanks, i'm already flatulent and obese.

your honesty is overwhelming, mud!

Walter looks fit, tanned, and ready for action. He just needs a box of contractor-grade condoms and a H-K MP7.

and a (female) walrus hooha, Hammie ;-)

He may be pulling an all-nighter

Posted by: mike green | 11:49 AM on March 23, 2007
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Walter looks ready for action!!

Posted by: Siouxie | 11:55 AM on March 23, 2007
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So Water is hoping to be pulled all night?

DPC - A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.

Walter's looking a bit smug today...if that's possible...or maybe I should lay off the chocolate easter eggs.

you can only chew this on mondays

as long as it doesn't make me talk like the wooden dialogue generator.

And here all this time I've been using Pepsi to keep me going for "24" summaries. doh!

Walter's looking a bit smug today...if that's possible...or maybe I should lay off the chocolate easter eggs.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here


lay off the STOLEN choco eggs

Hey, they have a Jolt Gum 24 website too!

quick dave, give us the codes so we can win a trip

I am pretty suure YOU wouldnt be eligible since you got it as a promo

Looks like Walter has a stick. Of gum, I mean.

Apropos of nothing whatsoever: I'm on hold with the local Chevy dealership. They've just offered me the total Hummer experience. Now that's service!

Hammond - it's not service yet - remember, she's got you on 'hold.' What a tease.

Hammie's Hummer on Hold reminds me of this:

The birth of the Hummer

That's Walter?? The dark glasses threw me.

Walter's gonna be needin' come extra-large condoms, cuz he is looking ready to rumble tonight! Sweet. Oh, and don't forget the lube.

I want me somma that gum!

WARNING: CONTAINS HYOCINE-PENTOTHAL

Dark glasses? Ooops! You are correct. I thought that was a bow tie. Walter getting ready for a night on the town.

The writers should chew three pieces at a time to stop the plot from flatlining.

Funny...I actually saw this in a gas station 2 months ago, and bought it just for the wrapper.

Aren't you afraid it will keep Walter up all night?

I'm a huge 24 fan. I really like your site.

If only the show was a video game where whenever the plot slows or when Aaron and Martha get gooey, we could speed up the storyline by getting all the characters to chew some Jolt gum.

Put some 24 gum in Logan's iv drip - that'll keep him from flatlining!

What the... dude, is that an Oosik?!

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