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March 26, 2007
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Posted by: Keilwerth LA | March 26, 2007 at 01:48 PM
And #1
Posted by: Keilwerth LA | March 26, 2007 at 01:48 PM
And we complain about some poor schmuck that farts a lot...
Posted by: Siouxie *not interested* | March 26, 2007 at 01:53 PM
bleeker street will now be renamed blecher street. yuck!
Posted by: crossgirl | March 26, 2007 at 01:56 PM
What the duck is the 'human society'? Are they related to People for the Ethical Treatment of P0rnography™?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | March 26, 2007 at 02:00 PM
ick!!!!!!
Posted by: OkieDokie | March 26, 2007 at 02:03 PM
"Most of these pigeons will be transferred to those pens and we'll also try to find some other shelters, seeing as how all of the statues in the park are full right now."
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | March 26, 2007 at 02:07 PM
tell me Cannibal Mice WnotBAGNFARG!!!!
Posted by: Jazzzz | March 26, 2007 at 02:09 PM
Ok I won't tell you ;-P
smoooooooooch Jazzzie!!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 26, 2007 at 02:10 PM
I wonder if it was human porn or animal porn? "Squeaker Peekers" or "Big Br**sts Are Not Just For Chickens"?
Posted by: artchick | March 26, 2007 at 02:19 PM
or "Stuart Not-So-Little"...
Posted by: insomniac | March 26, 2007 at 02:22 PM
la-la -- poisoning pigeons in the park...
Posted by: queensbee | March 26, 2007 at 02:28 PM
You guys are coo-coo.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 26, 2007 at 02:30 PM
lets see, he's single, loves animals and literature...
Posted by: crossgirl | March 26, 2007 at 02:31 PM
snork @ cg - ain't that the truth...
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 26, 2007 at 02:36 PM
When I saw Bleecker Street I naturally assumed it was one of our own
craziesnutjobscitizens, but noooo, Toronto of all places.And yes, Cannibal Mice would be a superb name for a rock band as well as a CBS-TV Movie of the Week.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 26, 2007 at 02:38 PM
Thank god the porn was protected with a plastic wrapping.
A good idea even if you don't have lots of pigeons at least, that's what I've been told.
Posted by: jon | March 26, 2007 at 03:25 PM
You gotta protect that porn.
Posted by: Beppie | March 26, 2007 at 03:25 PM
All of that PLUS an extensive collection of porn. You guys just slay me, sometimes!
Posted by: Suzy Q | March 26, 2007 at 03:32 PM
C'mon Suzy...it's obvious that the poor guy can't get a date, what with all the wild, marauding pigeons & cannibal mice that have taken over his apartment.
He has to have a hobby!
Posted by: jon | March 26, 2007 at 03:34 PM
What, no pony?! I'm disappointed.
Posted by: writer132 | March 26, 2007 at 03:34 PM
Like I said before...I'll take fartman over this
scumbagpiece of work anytime.Ok..maybe I won't take fartman either...
and that, folks, is why I'm still single.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 26, 2007 at 03:37 PM
Hey Sweet Siouxie !!!... Thank's for not telling me. ;-)....How yoose been, anyway?
Posted by: Jazzzz | March 26, 2007 at 03:38 PM
Geez, Siouxie.
No farting, no wild pigeons, no cannibal mice, no p0rn... .
Don't you have any turn-ons?
:-P
Posted by: jon | March 26, 2007 at 03:42 PM
Jazzzzzzzito!!
I ees been bery bery busy! other than that great!
and jon?? apparently not.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 26, 2007 at 04:01 PM
I think the animals shoud have called the Human Protection Agency,H.P.A., to have the human removed,if dialing was a prob. carrier pigeon would suffice.
Posted by: posted by | March 26, 2007 at 04:13 PM
Plastic wrapped porn is superduper safe sex.
Posted by: GoatThumper | March 26, 2007 at 05:46 PM
...a biography of Beethoven? What a perv!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 26, 2007 at 07:15 PM
Update from Toronto: the mice will be put up for adoption, not set, free so we sitizens of Toronto msy rest at ease.
Posted by: jec666 | March 27, 2007 at 10:49 AM