SHE WAS UNDOUBTEDLY HEADING FOR FLORIDA, WHERE SHE WOULD HAVE FIT RIGHT IN
(Thanks to Forked River Tuna)
UPDATE: Here's another strong candidate for a Florida driver's license.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Siouxie)
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"...most likely driving while intoxicated."
Yuh think????
Posted by: Punkin Poo | March 23, 2007 at 11:24 AM
This is why I will NEVER have OnStar. I can get into quite enough trouble all by myself without my car finking on me, thankyouverymuch.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | March 23, 2007 at 11:30 AM
My gosh...how nuts. I'm just glad that car stopped where it did. That sucks they'd just made the last payment. lol
Posted by: Emily | March 23, 2007 at 11:32 AM
Dave, I sent you a similar story a couple of days ago, only in that one the guy actually drove THROUGH a wall into a house and landed on a guy in his bed.
Here you go.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 23, 2007 at 11:36 AM
Jeff, what a surprise...I sent that one in too ;-)
THAT was funny!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 23, 2007 at 11:40 AM
DPC-i was told that the OnStar system can be turned off. that's the only reason i bought my new car. are you telling me that i can be tracked EVERYWHERE?
Posted by: wickedwitch | March 23, 2007 at 11:41 AM
just made the last payment is Murphys law...and he was an Irish drunkard too
Posted by: Chaz | March 23, 2007 at 11:43 AM
ww - from what I understand, the only way it can be trusted to be totaly off is if you clip the wires.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | March 23, 2007 at 12:01 PM
Even if you clip the On-Star wires, you are still tracked -- by your cell phone and/or pager and/or PDA. To disable these devices you need to remove the battery, not just turn them off. All of these things can be turned on remotely without you knowing it.
Posted by: Rusty1 | March 23, 2007 at 12:05 PM
so Big Brother IS watching me. he'll die from boredom.
Posted by: wickedwitch | March 23, 2007 at 12:11 PM
WW, its worse than that.
Once your cell phone is turned on, it can be ordered to act as a microphone (even when its closed) to pick up conversations in the area (room, car, restaurant table, etc.) You'll never see any lights or hear any ring tones so you will have no indication that you are being monitored.
Big Sister IS listening.
Posted by: Rusty1 | March 23, 2007 at 12:18 PM
great Rusty1, thanks so much, i really appreciate it. i'm not paranoid, they are out to get me.
Posted by: wickedwitch | March 23, 2007 at 01:17 PM
NOO JOISEY!! deys drivin in noo joisey. i rest my case.
Posted by: queensbee | March 23, 2007 at 02:03 PM
I love the part about the car being impounded.
Wouldn't it make more sense to just leave the car alone and impound the driver.
Posted by: bathead | March 23, 2007 at 02:29 PM
YAY Jeff & ME!
just saw this too.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 23, 2007 at 03:46 PM
That reminds me of a scene from Malcolm in the Middle
Posted by: Bob | March 24, 2007 at 10:46 AM
queen, I agree. Jersey drivers are the Florida drivers of the northeast.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 24, 2007 at 12:01 PM
I sent in that Jeep story too...*sighs*
Posted by: Tuxgal | March 24, 2007 at 01:57 PM