ODDLY OBESE GAL OF THE WEEK SO FAR
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March 26, 2007
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Were the crocs alive?? sleeping?? clinging on to her butt??
bad reporting!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 26, 2007 at 01:49 PM
it would have been more fun had their mouths not been wired shut
Posted by: Keilwerth LA | March 26, 2007 at 01:49 PM
This is a croc.
Posted by: Mikey123 | March 26, 2007 at 01:54 PM
"He notified the monitors, and the reptiles were discovered on further inspection"?
Posted by: crossgirl | March 26, 2007 at 01:54 PM
oh and FIRST!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 26, 2007 at 01:57 PM
funnily enough, I just saw this on Drudge and my first thought was "What would Dave think?" I think this blog is messing with my sense of reality.
Posted by: OkieDokie | March 26, 2007 at 01:57 PM
Maybe they were just lingerie to match her bag. Nothing wrong with that. I hope.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 26, 2007 at 01:58 PM
Is there?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 26, 2007 at 01:59 PM
Annie - Crocodile Underwear WBAFNFARB
Posted by: OkieDokie | March 26, 2007 at 02:01 PM
Of course not!
right?
Posted by: Siouxie | March 26, 2007 at 02:01 PM
wbaGnfarb
I guess the F above could be "funny"
Posted by: OkieDokie | March 26, 2007 at 02:02 PM
do these contraband reptiles make my butt look big?
Posted by: insomniac | March 26, 2007 at 02:03 PM
*usual SNORK to insom*
Posted by: OkieDokie | March 26, 2007 at 02:05 PM
Given Mot's previously stated amazement at the apparently humongous portions served in American restaurants, and that I am about to meet him for lunch at one of the same, I wonder if he is concerned that he may return to S.A. in an "oddly obese" condition.
Not that I'm planning to give him any contraband reptiles, mind you.
Posted by: WriterDude | March 26, 2007 at 02:13 PM
I'm sure she used this to secure them to her body.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 26, 2007 at 02:16 PM
WD, careful...he may propose to you.
(have a great time and take pictures!!)
Posted by: Siouxie | March 26, 2007 at 02:18 PM
annie, you sure she didn't use these?
Posted by: crossgirl | March 26, 2007 at 02:23 PM
I've heard of n!pple clamps, but this is ridiculous...
Posted by: mm | March 26, 2007 at 02:25 PM
OK cg that wasn't there when I started typing, Sorry.
Posted by: mm | March 26, 2007 at 02:26 PM
imagines alligators clamped on nips. arrrggghghhghgghhg. i'll stick to the shoes, thank you very much.
Posted by: crossgirl | March 26, 2007 at 02:28 PM
cg - hellooo - airport security! Plus, those things will give you a rash...so I've heard...
(mm told me) ;)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 26, 2007 at 02:28 PM
CG, you attach shoes to your nipples? Interesting...
Posted by: Office of the Mayor of Munchkinland | March 26, 2007 at 02:39 PM
Oops
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 26, 2007 at 02:41 PM
I'm sure insomniac meant to add that Contraband Reptiles WBAGNFARB too.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 26, 2007 at 02:41 PM
Hammie, I'm sure she meant THIS.
ouchie...
Posted by: Siouxie | March 26, 2007 at 02:45 PM
*Waves @ Siouxie!*
Methinks I shall not try to open that link at work. Our nanny.bot already thinks I am a wee bit peculiar.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 26, 2007 at 02:50 PM
actually, i meant horse shoes.
Posted by: crossgirl | March 26, 2007 at 02:51 PM
Even more impressive...
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 26, 2007 at 02:52 PM
Whoa, crossgirl! Talk about studly!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 26, 2007 at 02:55 PM
Ohh... Little ones. Ok, different mental picture.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 26, 2007 at 02:59 PM
Waves back @ Hammie!
a wee bit?
Posted by: Siouxie | March 26, 2007 at 02:59 PM
WD (will do), Siouxie. Got the Brighton version of the CrapCam in pocket and heading out. Trouble is,
Mrs. WriterDude hidI can't find my Rock Bottom Remainders T-shirt, which I was planning to wear to commemorate the occasion. I guess The Beatles will have to do.Posted by: WriterDude | March 26, 2007 at 03:02 PM
Oddly Obese WNOTBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Beppie | March 26, 2007 at 03:20 PM
Unless they were fat.
Posted by: Beppie | March 26, 2007 at 03:20 PM
Coming in from Cairo
Walking over the sand
You know that she's not much of a whiner
Reptiles fastened all around her mammary glands
Could she ever look much finer?
Coming in across the Red Sea
Bringing in a reptile or three
Don't mind that she's oddly obese
Mister Customs Man
There's a guy with scorpions from Morocco
No, he couldn't look much stranger
Walking with them hidden under flowing robes
Squirming, said there was no danger
Coming in across the Red Sea
Bringing in a reptile or three
Don't mind that she's oddly obese
Mister Customs Man
Buxom woman striding toward the checking point
Tripping off no metal detector
But the guard he still thought
That the extra boob ought
To be a tip off that he needs to inspect her
Coming in across the Red Sea
Bringing in a reptile or three
Don't mind that she's oddly obese
Mister Customs Man
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 26, 2007 at 03:33 PM
This article is worthless without photos.
Posted by: writer132 | March 26, 2007 at 03:33 PM
hammie and cg - thanks for those links. i've been trying to find alligator and horseshow nipple rings for several years now. you guys are real pals.
Posted by: wickedwitch | March 26, 2007 at 03:58 PM
Meanie, I'm sure I'd find that hysterical if I knew the original song. ;-)
writer, I'm with you. The visual it not complete without photos of the crocs duct taped to her bazoombage.
Yes, folks...we have bazoombage.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 26, 2007 at 03:59 PM
Cri-kee ain't she a beauty.
Posted by: posted by | March 26, 2007 at 04:01 PM
Here's a more descriptive version. Sorry...no photos.
Croc Woman.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 26, 2007 at 04:07 PM
*would personally like to see a photo of the woman with the monkey strap-on*
Posted by: Siouxie | March 26, 2007 at 04:09 PM
MtB - I know the song, but can't remember is it "Coming into Los Angeles" or "Bringing in a Couple of Keys"? (Don't tell Arlo I forgot)
Posted by: pogo | March 26, 2007 at 04:18 PM
Is this her?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 26, 2007 at 04:55 PM
*very relieved not to find photo of self*
Posted by: Punkin Poo | March 26, 2007 at 05:32 PM
Punkin, you could have hidden 3 LIFE sized crocs between the girls and no one would have noticed.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 26, 2007 at 05:37 PM
I just snorked Panda Express all over my desk.
Posted by: writer132 | March 26, 2007 at 05:38 PM
Siouxie's right. Although polite onlookers may have offered you some moisturizer.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 26, 2007 at 05:41 PM
OT and this just in: Mot is currently sitting on one end of one of my sofas and giving me the most interesting conversation I have had since I gave a book-touring author a little buffalo.
More later. /OT
Posted by: WriterDude | March 26, 2007 at 05:51 PM
"Coming In To Los Angeles", by Arlo Guthrie.
*Commences Geezer Bus pass inspection*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 26, 2007 at 05:52 PM
"everybody was admiring a woman who is able to tie crocodiles to her body."
Somewhere, there is a man behind this idea...
Posted by: crossgirl | March 26, 2007 at 05:53 PM
*Waves to Mot & WD*
Meanie, sorry...can't say I know that one...I'll keep trying for that geezer pass though.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 26, 2007 at 06:06 PM
*applauds Meanie* Gotta love Arlo!
*hums "You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant..."*
Posted by: Just Ducky | March 26, 2007 at 10:11 PM
Way LTTG, but xlnt work on the Arlo tune, MtB.
Posted by: Stevie W | March 27, 2007 at 08:16 AM