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*calls travel agent*
*books flight to Japan*
'Our sales point is that we also offer variations, including having the service performed by multiple workers (groups of two or three women), or you can have it performed by a shy woman or another who'll do it while talking dirty.'
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | March 22, 2007 at 09:06 AM
I, I just don't know what to say!
Posted by: ScooterRocky | March 22, 2007 at 09:07 AM
Yeesh!
Posted by: baligurl | March 22, 2007 at 09:07 AM
*fights urge to make a "mud covered penis" gay joke.....not...going ...to.........make it...*
Posted by: Punkin Poo | March 22, 2007 at 09:08 AM
she talks dirty while applying mud to your unit? snicker snicker.
Posted by: crossgirl | March 22, 2007 at 09:16 AM
Now that's what I call mudstuffin'
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 22, 2007 at 09:23 AM
*Cancels plans to attend next winetasting*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 22, 2007 at 09:29 AM
yeah, if Kiera Knightly was applying it...I would have to say yes
Posted by: Chaz | March 22, 2007 at 09:29 AM
Instead of the customer putting his face into the basin, he needs to sit in the sink, allowing his penis and bum to soak.
Check, please!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 22, 2007 at 09:34 AM
Do not try this on Walter!
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 22, 2007 at 09:41 AM
I'm just wondering who does the massaging after?
And which of these fine ladies is going to start the first U.S. franchise... ?
Posted by: jon | March 22, 2007 at 09:44 AM
*snicker*
Does Armani know they're using his name to promote testicular facials?
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2007 at 09:49 AM
My equal-opportunity shorts all in a bunch. We need, ney--demand, that women be allowed to have bazoomage mud packs. I humbly volunteer my services.
Posted by: random thunking | March 22, 2007 at 10:06 AM
random, you're gonna need a bigger sink for Punkin...just sayin'
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2007 at 10:20 AM
Siouxie, I'm surprised you're not breaking out your special wine variety for this.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 22, 2007 at 10:47 AM
Sioux, that's what the bath tub is for.
*winkwink*
Posted by: random thunking | March 22, 2007 at 10:47 AM
Not too early for Chardonnay, Meanie??
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2007 at 10:54 AM
It's a little woody...a nutty aftertaste with a hint of....well..hmmm...
Posted by: russellmc | March 22, 2007 at 11:07 AM
"'A whole lot of operations similar to ours sprung up in a short time..."
Heh, he said "sprung"
Posted by: KentuckyFilly | March 22, 2007 at 11:47 AM
It's a little woody...a nutty aftertaste with a hint of....well..hmmm...
Posted by: russellmc | 10:07 AM on March 22, 2007
----------------------
dingleberry?
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2007 at 11:48 AM
A heady aroma with a smooth finish. Great with fish.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 22, 2007 at 11:52 AM
Outstanding depth and a strong finish.
Posted by: Gadfly | March 22, 2007 at 11:56 AM
A teasing hint of spring, followed by a robust burst of fullness and smoky notes.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 22, 2007 at 12:07 PM
I dunno...I would think it would have a firm flavor of...meat...
Posted by: KentuckyFilly | March 22, 2007 at 12:15 PM
Oh, and Gadfly...the strong finish may depend on the client...
Posted by: KentuckyFilly | March 22, 2007 at 12:18 PM
"the genitals are covered with mud and massaged, which is supposed to cleanse the skin..."
...among other things.
Posted by: Schadeboy | March 22, 2007 at 01:02 PM
..does not want any testiculars near my facial! If ya know what I mean.
Posted by: jon | March 22, 2007 at 01:02 PM
Jon, I know what you mean
Posted by: T. Baggin | March 22, 2007 at 01:06 PM
Mud Balls WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Beppie | March 22, 2007 at 01:58 PM
The strong finish is an extra 500 yen.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 23, 2007 at 09:11 AM