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March 05, 2007
NO ONE OF EITHER GENDER SHOULD READ THIS ARTICLE
(Thanks to someone called "Bones")Posted by judi on March 5, 2007 at 06:02 PM in Do Not Click This Link | Permalink
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FIRST to agree?
Posted by: marfie | 06:04 PM on March 5, 2007
Speaking of my ex-wife.....
Posted by: Mike Pontillo | 06:04 PM on March 5, 2007
Boy, two compelling reasons to have sex - death and "breakage".
Posted by: marfie | 06:06 PM on March 5, 2007
Let me also add: ewwwwwwww...
Posted by: marfie | 06:07 PM on March 5, 2007
My first post! Thanks, Judi!
I mean... um... I'm sorry.
Posted by: Bones | 06:09 PM on March 5, 2007
Male spider: Hey, baby, wanna fool around?
Female spider: Put a cork in it!
Male spider: Okay!
Female spider: WTFBBQ!?!?
Male spider: ...Oh, that wasn't such a good ideeeeeeeeyyyyyaaaaahhhhh !!!!!
Posted by: Cat R. | 06:10 PM on March 5, 2007
Dang, Bones, I was just about to send that!
Congrats anyway.
Posted by: pogo | 06:15 PM on March 5, 2007
Hmmmmm. Not necessarily a bad thing.
Does it vibrate?
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | 06:23 PM on March 5, 2007
I would need YEARS of therapy...
Posted by: baligurl | 06:23 PM on March 5, 2007
Well, tampons work in a similar fashion....
I'm at work, but TypePad says they're (not there or their) working on whitelisting my ISP (gee, somehow that does not make me feel a lot better). Greetings to all.
Posted by: Kathybear | 06:28 PM on March 5, 2007
"Did I leave something at your place the other night?"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 06:31 PM on March 5, 2007
Let's see here... She's cruel and vicious and has all the power, he's doing everything he can to get in there and make babies...
Does this remind us of anyone?
Posted by: Bones | 06:31 PM on March 5, 2007
Yikes, that's just like my ex-girlfriend. Except for snapping my dangly-bobbins off in her. Oh, and the post-coital cannibalism. And the 8-legged insect thing.
Ok, this isn't going where I wanted it to, but the fact that this reminds me of my ex-girlfriend at all says something. Although I'm not sure what. Am I typing out loud again?
Check, please!
Posted by: Federal Duck | 06:40 PM on March 5, 2007
*S@A*!
Soooo, MP; are you saying she was awarded custody of the dangly bits?
Posted by: CJrun | 06:42 PM on March 5, 2007
Spiderman, Spiderman,
Leaves behind what a spider can
Claims his turf -- weird surprise,
Blocks em' out - they can "eat his flies"!
Oh, S#!t!
There's part of Spiderman!
Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got jealous, possessive blood.
Can he swing
from a thread
Sure, but now he's a dud in bed
Oh, S#!t!
There's part of Spiderman!
In the chill of night
At the scene of that crime
Like a streak of light
She reacts just in time.
Spidergal, Spidergal
Been knocked up and she's mad as hell
WTF!? BBQ?!
Wait'll you see
What I'm gonna do!
To him, life was one great big bang up
But she gave him the final hang up
Dead dud, that Spidermaaaaan!
Posted by: Cat R. | 06:49 PM on March 5, 2007
Look....I've already had enough trouble with getting things stuck in weird places..... "Check please!"
Posted by: Punkin (still walking funny) Poo | 06:54 PM on March 5, 2007
(and *SNORK* @ Cat!)
Posted by: Punkin Poo | 06:56 PM on March 5, 2007
*snork* @ cat.
Posted by: marfie | 06:56 PM on March 5, 2007
Aw, shucks. I've been double snorked! :-)
Posted by: Cat R. | 06:59 PM on March 5, 2007
Excuse me while I go throw up...........*uuurrrrrppppp*
Posted by: Jazzzz | 07:07 PM on March 5, 2007
*Adds a snork @ Cat R*
Posted by: Just Ducky | 07:08 PM on March 5, 2007
CatR...Tooooooooooooooooo frikin' funny !!!!!
Posted by: Jazzzz | 07:10 PM on March 5, 2007
The randy, dandy spider was looking for a mate
After they met, she did retaliate
Out came the male, without his dangly bit
and the randy, dandy spider's life wasn't worth sh!t.
Posted by: marfie | 07:25 PM on March 5, 2007
*snork* @ marfie - now he's REALLY an 'itsy bitsy spider, without his 'water spout.'
Posted by: Paris & Annie | 07:33 PM on March 5, 2007
*snork* @ marfie!
Got a black widow spider,
I got a black widow spider
I got a black widow spider; holds me so tight I can't see
I got a black widow spider
She’s tryin’ to make a eunuch out of me
Turn your back on me baby, turn your back on me baby
Turn your back on me baby don't turn babe
Turn your back on me baby
You might just break off my magic stick
Don’t you bite on me baby, don’t you bite on me baby
Don’t you bite on me baby; burnin’ with poison, I moan
I’ll flee you so fast, widow spider, a piece of me you’ll own.
Posted by: Just Ducky | 07:40 PM on March 5, 2007
JD - you're on a roll today! *snork!*
Posted by: marfie | 07:43 PM on March 5, 2007
Thanks, marfie! As are you!
*flaps away*
Posted by: Just Ducky | 07:50 PM on March 5, 2007
And the male spider cares about keeping other guy spiders away from her after he's dead because.....?????
Am I missing something here? Or is it the other way around? *chuckle*
Posted by: Eleanor | 08:02 PM on March 5, 2007
Excelent point, counselor.
Posted by: Jazzzz | 08:23 PM on March 5, 2007
Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practice to concieve.
Posted by: Beppie | 08:32 PM on March 5, 2007
*Snork!*
Posted by: marfie | 09:16 PM on March 5, 2007
Shout out to Beppie!
That's one of my favorite sayings, and how apropos here. Kudos!
Posted by: Eleanor | 09:29 PM on March 5, 2007
Back from carpools....snorks all around!
Posted by: Cat R. | 10:01 PM on March 5, 2007
hasty getaway
"Guns don't kill people. Husbands who come home early do." - Larry the Cable Guy
Posted by: Layzeeboy | 10:08 PM on March 5, 2007
"By breaking off parts of their intromittent organs inside a virgin female," at this point, she's not exactly a virgin, is she? You wouldn't think that males would literaly die to have sex, but I guess spiders don't have many other options.
Posted by: Kristina L. | 11:24 PM on March 5, 2007
WAIT a minute - Bones? Bones McCoy...is that YOU?
Posted by: Kirk | 12:10 AM on March 6, 2007
Caught up, SNORK city!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 09:36 AM on March 6, 2007
Try as I might, I can't come up with a "Dammit, Jim" joke for this.
Posted by: Estelle Chauvelin | 10:23 AM on March 6, 2007
Thanks you for the kudos, Eleanor! :)
Posted by: Beppie | 01:42 PM on March 6, 2007
